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DirtBasedSoap
09/22/20 1:06:53 AM
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splice with adrien Brody

what a pile of shit lol

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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 1:09:29 AM
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now go suffer thru Captain Marvel...

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Mead
09/22/20 1:19:29 AM
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I enjoyed that one, it was weird as shit

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GunslingerGunsl
09/22/20 3:15:53 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
now go suffer thru Captain Marvel...
That's not THAT bad. I've heard Mulan is pretty bad. I'm waiting for it to release on Disney + without the $30 price tag so I can see it for myself. I'm hoping it's not as bad as I've heard.
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Phantom_Nook
09/22/20 3:17:58 AM
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Can't be worse than The Pest.
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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 3:32:16 AM
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Joe Dirt 2

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Zeus
09/22/20 4:44:23 AM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
That's not THAT bad.

idk, it was pretty fucking bad.

Phantom_Nook posted...
Can't be worse than The Pest.

Also very bad. Worse than the Super Mario Bros movie? Maybe. John Leguizamo has had a weird career, alternating between working

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Zareth
09/22/20 4:48:16 AM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
Can't be worse than The Pest.
Farting Dracula?

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wolfy42
09/22/20 5:33:37 AM
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Couldn't stand splice but my wife liked it for some reason. I think it's a love it or hate it kinda movie.

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Sonicplys
09/22/20 7:43:59 AM
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Now go watch Aliens

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Fazeo13
09/22/20 7:55:46 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Couldn't stand splice but my wife liked it for some reason. I think it's a love it or hate it kinda movie.


Such a gross movie. Feel dirty after watching it. Rather watch the Shape of water instead for your inter species fix.
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kind9
09/22/20 8:00:09 AM
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I liked it well enough, but it is pretty fucked up. A certain sex scene had peopled grossed out.

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kangolcone
09/22/20 11:11:11 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
now go suffer thru Captain Marvel...

This movie is more generic than bad. Its likely not even in the top 3 worst super hero movies.

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SunWuKung420
09/22/20 11:13:43 AM
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Existenz was real awful.

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Aculo
09/22/20 11:20:32 AM
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i figure you'd be too emotionally devastated to watch a movie, ok?

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Black_Crusher
09/22/20 11:24:59 AM
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Give "King Ralph" a spin lol.

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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 1:01:26 PM
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kangolcone posted...
This movie is more generic than bad. Its likely not even in the top 3 worst super hero movies.
It's not even bottom-5 of the MCU, and even the worst MCU movie is better than a lot of actual garbage superhero movies

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Mead
09/22/20 1:05:02 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
It's not even bottom-5 of the MCU, and even the worst MCU movie is better than a lot of actual garbage superhero movies

it had the bad woman in it though and she hate men

worst film

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DirtBasedSoap
09/22/20 1:12:18 PM
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Mead posted...
it had the bad woman in it though and she hate men

worst film
Brie Larson made some mean comments about poor oppressed white guys :(

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captpackrat
09/22/20 1:42:50 PM
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You guys don't know the meaning of "bad movie". Try watching the non-MST3K version of The Starfighters.



The poster was the best part of the movie.

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IronBornCorps
09/22/20 1:45:41 PM
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Not surprised at all by which users hate Captain Marvel.

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JigsawTDC
09/22/20 2:53:13 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Existenz was real awful.

I liked that one. Definitely weird and unsettling and not for everyone. I generally like most movies Cronenberg directs though.

Worst movies for me are Ken Park and Paper Heart. The latter I almost walked out of the theater three times. The former I watched at home and it's a wonder I didn't turn it off. I like finishing things though.
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Firewerx
09/22/20 3:02:00 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
It's not even bottom-5 of the MCU, and even the worst MCU movie is better than a lot of actual garbage superhero movies
I don't know if The Green Hornet qualifies as a superhero movie, but... The noise of a barrel having its bottom scraped really can set your teeth on edge.

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DirtBasedSoap
09/22/20 3:42:56 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Not surprised at all by which users hate Captain Marvel.
same lol

i havent seen it though cause Im not really into superhero movies aside from the major ones (infinity war)

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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 4:30:39 PM
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Firewerx posted...
I don't know if The Green Hornet qualifies as a superhero movie, but... The noise of a barrel having its bottom scraped really can set your teeth on edge.
It's a comic book movie. I dunno if I'd call it a superhero movie.

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ChaosAzeroth
09/22/20 4:58:09 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
splice with adrien Brody

what a pile of shit lol

My spouse put that on, I'd seen a pretty in depth review so I was mostly prepared. I told my spouse it was bad, like REALLY bad. Like very ewww bad. They left it on anyway.

There was no way to fully prepare for that disaster apparently.
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Zeus_LLC
09/22/20 5:02:54 PM
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Zareth posted...
Farting Dracula?

I think he was more doing an imitation of Count von Count, although obviously Count von Count is himself inspired by Dracula.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
same lol

i havent seen it though cause Im not really into superhero movies aside from the major ones (infinity war)

I'm not surprised that that you'd be unsurprised by criticism around a movie you cbb to see yourself (although it's understandable that you wouldn't want to watch Captain Marvel -- I honestly almost skipped it myself, but I figured it would add context to EG... which it really didn't.)

And, on top of everything stupid about Captain Marvel, her inclusion in EG was basically built around an after-credits scene in IW. At the start of the movie she's just one of the team. And then even her standalone movie didn't give much context for that. It's doubly stupid considering that it looks like she's going to be a mainstay in the franchise.

Metalsonic66 posted...
It's not even bottom-5 of the MCU, and even the worst MCU movie is better than a lot of actual garbage superhero movies

Offhand, I can't think of a worse MCU film. And for comic movies in general, if you're saying it's not as bad as Roger Corman's Fantastic Four or Baywatch Nick Fury, that's not really saying anything. And as much as people criticize B&R, at least B&R was fun; watching Captain Marvel kinda felt like a chore half the time.

JigsawTDC posted...
I liked that one. Definitely weird and unsettling and not for everyone. I generally like most movies Cronenberg directs though.

Worst movies for me are Ken Park and Paper Heart. The latter I almost walked out of the theater three times. The former I watched at home and it's a wonder I didn't turn it off. I like finishing things though.

Worst movies I've ever seen are Last House on Hell Street and A Night to Dismember. In Hell Street's case, it was an indie production so *some* of the shit is excusable, although all of the technicolor tree shots weren't.

As for A Night to Dismember, it was almost inexcusable for them to release it, but they wanted to recoup some money. It had perhaps the most justifiable excuse for being awful: Much of the film was destroyed during production by an irate employee. However, rather than take a write-off on the now incomplete film, they decided to re-use the footage, completely change the story (going from a girl with psychic powers to murders happening after somebody gets released from an asylum), and then insert stock footage from other films to bulk it out while adding a narrator to connect the disjointed pieces. It's unbelievably bad. One of the most glaring elements is a recurring, re-used clip of a detective getting a phone call at his desk, getting up, putting on his jacket, and walking out the door which we see again and again during the film despite the detective himself iirc never appearing.

Oh, and the ending: We have a narration that explains, "How do we know what happened? Well, the family kept very detailed journals."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Night_to_Dismember


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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 5:17:56 PM
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Zeus_LLC posted...
Offhand, I can't think of a worse MCU film.
I believe you
And for comic movies in general, if you're saying it's not as bad as Roger Corman's Fantastic Four or Baywatch Nick Fury, that's not really saying anything. And as much as people criticize B&R, at least B&R was fun; watching Captain Marvel kinda felt like a chore half the time.
I'm not just talking about old shitty movies like Motorcycle Helmet Captain America.
Even newer movies like Fant4stic, Xmen Origins, BvS, Green Lantern, Dark Phoenix, and the Amazing Spider-Man movies were worse than like, literally every MCU movie

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Revelation34
09/22/20 5:54:35 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Even newer movies like Fant4stic, Xmen Origins, BvS, Green Lantern, Dark Phoenix, and the Amazing Spider-Man movies were worse than like, literally every MCU movie

That doesn't mean those are bad movies though. Well at least for the bolded ones.

The ending of Xmen Origins was awful though.
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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 5:55:43 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
That doesn't mean those are bad movies though.
I agree. Though all of them had bad elements.

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Revelation34
09/22/20 6:01:49 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...

I agree. Though all of them had bad elements.


I liked Green Lantern too. I can't judge the others except Batman vs Superman since I haven't seen them.
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HylianFox
09/22/20 6:28:47 PM
#32:


captpackrat posted...
Try watching the non-MST3K version of The Starfighters.

The Starfighters barely even qualifies as a "movie"

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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 6:33:37 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
That doesn't mean those are bad movies though. Well at least for the bolded ones.

The ending of Xmen Origins was awful though.

Not worse than watching the entire Gold Team take 17 minutes to cross 3 lanes of traffic on Park Ave West in the last one.

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Mead
09/22/20 6:41:17 PM
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Some people recommended the movie High Life with Robert Pattinson and I gave it a shot because I usually enjoy science fiction

now that movie was total crap

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Zeus_LLC
09/22/20 9:13:59 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Even newer movies like Fant4stic, Xmen Origins, BvS, Green Lantern, Dark Phoenix, and the Amazing Spider-Man movies were worse than like, literally every MCU movie

ASM1 was amazing and, on the whole, leagues better than the Raimi films. ASM2 was better than a lot of MCU films. BvS and Dark Phoenix I still haven't seen (although BvS looks fairly good from what I did see of it), but I'd sooner watch GL (which, tbh, I kinda do want to rewatch), Fant4stic (which had a lot of weird issues, including the act breakdown), and XMO:W (which I don't particularly want to rewatch) than Captain Marvel.


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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 9:17:49 PM
#36:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
Not worse than watching the entire Gold Team take 17 minutes to cross 3 lanes of traffic on Park Ave West in the last one.
That scene was dumb but that isn't what actually happened
Zeus_LLC posted...
ASM1 was amazing and, on the whole, leagues better than the Raimi films. ASM2 was better than a lot of MCU films.


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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 9:29:37 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
That scene was dumb but that isn't what actually happened

Actually, it really was.

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dedbus
09/22/20 9:33:08 PM
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kangolcone posted...
This movie is more generic than bad. Its likely not even in the top 3 worst super hero movies.

It didn't help that it was shoe horned in at the worst possible moment just as the Thanos arc was wrapping up and the character ended up feeling out of place and largely inconsequential. Also bad woman is bad.

They should have just made it a Fury/ Coulson buddy cop thing since that stole the show and CM could have set up the next phase Ironman 1 style.
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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 9:34:34 PM
#39:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
Actually, it really was.
No. That movie was shit but that's not what happened

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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 9:36:49 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
No. That movie was shit but that's not what happened

No really, it was. I don't know what movie you think you watched.

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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 9:39:58 PM
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Having a fight in the middle of the street isn't the same thing as simply crossing the street.

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dedbus
09/22/20 10:01:20 PM
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True but turtles and streets of rage were able to cross the street the long ways in minutes with just martial arts and rage.
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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 10:02:47 PM
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Funny, because they emerge from Central Park, and need to get to a building across the street, and take 17 minutes to get there. Not sure what else to call that...

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DirtBasedSoap
09/22/20 10:04:27 PM
#44:


stop bickering in every fucking topic man arent you like 60

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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 10:04:28 PM
#45:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
Funny, because they emerge from Central Park, and need to get to a building across the street, and take 17 minutes to get there. Not sure what else to call that...
Metalsonic66 posted...
Having a fight in the middle of the street

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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 10:05:45 PM
#46:


When half the members of the team have super strength, can actually fly, or teleport...that's hella weak sauce.

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Metalsonic66
09/22/20 10:06:33 PM
#47:


So you admit that you were wrong. Gotcha.

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Endgame
09/22/20 10:15:20 PM
#48:


IronBornCorps posted...
Not surprised at all by which users hate Captain Marvel.

Really.

The people with legitimate complaints about it have voiced them more civilly and have already moved on. Anyone STILL bitching about it is unquestionably an alt-righter.
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WhiskeyDisk
09/22/20 10:32:17 PM
#49:


Endgame posted...
Really.

The people with legitimate complaints about it have voiced them more civilly and have already moved on. Anyone STILL bitching about it is unquestionably an alt-righter.


everyone i disagree with is literally Hitler: the post.

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DirtBasedSoap
09/22/20 10:34:29 PM
#50:


WhiskeyDisk posted...
everyone i disagree with is literally Hitler: the post.
alcoholic boomer: the post

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