Current Events > you ever like...ALMOST poop on yourself?

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DocileOrangeCup
10/14/20 8:05:30 PM
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dib153
10/14/20 8:06:08 PM
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It's okay man, this is a safe space, you can tell us all about your whoopsie

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Smackems
10/14/20 8:06:13 PM
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I either shit myself or i don't

I don't play half ass games

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DocileOrangeCup
10/14/20 8:15:00 PM
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dib153 posted...
It's okay man, this is a safe space, you can tell us all about your whoopsie
Th-thanks... That means a lot, it's just so harsh out here sometimes

Smackems posted...
I either shit myself or i don't

I don't play half ass games
You're a strong man

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nfearurspecimn
10/14/20 8:32:23 PM
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please don't post creepypasta, it's still light outside

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JimCarrysToe
10/14/20 8:53:08 PM
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I'm literally on the toilet right now BECAUSE I almost sharted myself a minute ago..... wtf lol.

Its ok tho, I clenched in time.

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nevershine
10/14/20 9:11:57 PM
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It almost happened to me at work like, 30 mins ago, but my clench game was strong.

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Smackems
10/14/20 9:21:50 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I'm literally on the toilet right now BECAUSE I almost sharted myself a minute ago..... wtf lol.

Its ok tho, I clenched in time.
May not be so lucky next time

Count your blessings

Or be a rectal control GOD like me

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DocileOrangeCup
10/15/20 1:30:32 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
please don't post creepypasta, it's still light outside
sorry man i wasnt thinking

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yes

JimCarrysToe posted...
I'm literally on the toilet right now BECAUSE I almost sharted myself a minute ago..... wtf lol.

Its ok tho, I clenched in time.
NICE son you got there just in time im proud of you

nevershine posted...
It almost happened to me at work like, 30 mins ago, but my clench game was strong.
*high five* you did good

Smackems posted...
May not be so lucky next time

Count your blessings

Or be a rectal control GOD like me
teach me your ways

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arc125
10/15/20 1:32:02 AM
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I pooped myself at work one time and just went home. Boss was understanding when I told him.
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gunplagirl
10/15/20 1:35:05 AM
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I'm a girl so I don't poop

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DocileOrangeCup
10/15/20 2:06:49 AM
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arc125 posted...
I pooped myself at work one time and just went home. Boss was understanding when I told him.
What a nice guy, it happens to the best of us
gunplagirl posted...
I'm a girl so I don't poop
I've been near those guys and they definitely pooop

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shnangyboos
10/15/20 2:14:01 AM
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All the time. I've become quite good at clinching up before the fart becomes shit.

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SSJGrimReaper
10/15/20 2:18:48 AM
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the pre shit farts are warnings from butthole and if you aren't listening to your butthole DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME

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RedJackson
10/15/20 2:20:51 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
pre shit farts listening to your butthole DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME


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SSJGrimReaper
10/15/20 2:30:37 AM
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wtf is that

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Blue_Dream87
10/15/20 2:31:15 AM
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Almost? No

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Eevee-Trainer
10/15/20 3:04:57 AM
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Almost? Coward, real CEmen take it all the way

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shnangyboos
10/15/20 3:36:54 AM
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Does someone have me blocked? Is that why there's no 19?

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ReturnOfThaJedi
10/15/20 4:01:26 AM
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I got food poisoning once and didnt hit me until I was sleep. I shit everywhere. It was bad. Like new mattress bad.

that was a rough weekend

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industrializeit
10/15/20 1:58:37 PM
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https://youtu.be/3qsjPWM7JRU

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JoeDangIt
10/15/20 2:01:20 PM
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Does it count it doesn't reach my underwear?
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