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21WIVES_CHILL 10/28/20 8:36:21 PM #1:	My parents are catholic and theyve always dragged me to go to church with them every Sunday. But other than that, I dont really know much about God or bible lore. <cite>21WIVES_CHILL posted [p:946429526] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>My parents are catholic and theyve always dragged me to go to church with them every Sunday. But other than that, I dont really know much about God or bible lore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobalt_Wasps 10/28/20 8:37:03 PM #2:	pray --- there is no authority but yourself <cite>Cobalt_Wasps posted [p:946429554] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>pray </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InhumaneRaider 10/28/20 8:37:39 PM #3:	Maybe don't have 21 wives? --- Officer, I promise, she's a 300-year-old Vampire Dragon. Oh, go put a canoli up your holey. <cite>InhumaneRaider posted [p:946429587] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Maybe don't have 21 wives? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 10/28/20 8:39:51 PM #4:	Strengthen relationships with real people instead --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:946429680] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Strengthen relationships with real people instead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 10/28/20 8:40:31 PM #5:	You don't. God forsaken humanity because humans were tempted by hentai --- Pixiv: Low Budget Wife If you like my drawings, you can see more of them on my pixiv profile <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:946429712] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>You don't. God forsaken humanity because humans were tempted by hentai </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 10/28/20 8:42:48 PM #6:	Hit rock bottom --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:946429822] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Hit rock bottom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 10/28/20 8:43:46 PM #7:	Go to meet Him. pushes you in front of oncoming train --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:946429861] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Go to meet Him. pushes you in front of oncoming train </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 10/28/20 8:43:54 PM #8:	Jerk it --- Clap for that, you stupid bastards. <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:946429868] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Jerk it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 10/28/20 8:45:21 PM #9:	Homeless_Waifu posted... You don't. God forsaken humanity because humans were tempted by hentai Bro, Jesus died so we could look at big tiddy anime girls. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:946429938] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite> <quote>You don't. God forsaken humanity because humans were tempted by hentai</quote>Bro, Jesus died so we could look at big tiddy anime girls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/28/20 8:55:01 PM #11:	Don't think of the relationship as a contest of one-upsmanship, that just devalues it. People who try to use it as a status symbol, or try to use it to lord over others, have... big problems of their own. As long as you don't worship anything else as your God, I would say you level is good enough, and that he would be happy with that. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:946430366] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Don't think of the relationship as a contest of one-upsmanship, that just devalues it. People who try to use it as a status symbol, or try to use it to lord over others, have... big problems of their own. As long as you don't worship anything else as your God, I would say you level is good enough, and that he would be happy with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 10/28/20 8:55:47 PM #12:	008Zulu posted... As long as you don't worship anything else as your God, I would say you level is good enough, and that he would be happy with that. God really is just a jealous lil bitch when you get down to it --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:946430405] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite> <quote>As long as you don't worship anything else as your God, I would say you level is good enough, and that he would be happy with that.</quote> God really is just a jealous lil bitch when you get down to it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 10/28/20 8:56:19 PM #13:	Your trolling has no bottom --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:946430429] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Your trolling has no bottom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 10/28/20 8:56:45 PM #14:	Just say love whenever you think about it. Love --- Do you remember your first sip of beer? <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:946430447] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Just say love whenever you think about it. Love </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/28/20 8:57:27 PM #15:	try having a priest bless your weight bench --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:946430469] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>try having a priest bless your weight bench </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 10/28/20 8:57:42 PM #16:	Sacrifice goats and virgins. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:946430481] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Sacrifice goats and virgins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 10/28/20 8:58:11 PM #17:	You make it up, like the bible. Look: Me and God are super tight homies. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:946430505] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>You make it up, like the bible. Look: Me and God are super tight homies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/28/20 8:58:24 PM #18:	SuperShake666 posted... Sacrifice goats and virgins. if you can get your hands on some virginal goats, like CE's resident goat(s), you're basically set for eternity --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:946430512] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite> <quote>Sacrifice goats and virgins.</quote> if you can get your hands on some virginal goats, like CE's resident goat(s), you're basically set for eternity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/28/20 8:59:11 PM #19:	Jerk it to Jesus --- Common sense is stupid - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:946430551] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Jerk it to Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/28/20 9:00:18 PM #20:	Smackems posted... Jerk it to Jesus unless you're into feet feet were really dirty back then, gross --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:946430609] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Jerk it to Jesus</quote> unless you're into feet feet were really dirty back then, gross </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 10/28/20 9:00:43 PM #21:	Smackems posted... Jerk it to the virgin mary Nani!? --- Pixiv: Low Budget Wife If you like my drawings, you can see more of them on my pixiv profile <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:946430623] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Jerk it to the virgin mary</quote> Nani!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 10/28/20 9:00:44 PM #22:	Get hype off of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivCY3Ec4iaU --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:946430625] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Get hype off of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivCY3Ec4iaU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 10/28/20 9:00:46 PM #23:	Actually pay attention when you read the Bible --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:946430628] in How do i s... [t:79070194]...</cite> <quote>Actually pay attention when you read the Bible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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