Current Events > Hypothetical: Your son is dating a Tarkatan girl

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UnfairRepresent 11/28/20 9:21:08 PM #1:	Would you approve? Yes No Would you approve? - Results (12 votes) Yes 58.33% (7 votes) 7 No 41.67% (5 votes) 5 You know your teenage son has been seeing someone for a little while and he says he wants to introduce you. He tells you his partner will be coming over for dinner tonight. Then exclaims: "Oh! She's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, Karb'Sheela is foreign and used to be a soldier in the army. She has killed before in war so she can be a little testy but she gave that up and came here to study Marine Biology. So it's best to just avoid certain subjects and yes she is older than me but don't make this *weird* like you always do, okay?" You look outside and to your horror discover that Karb'Sheela is a Tarkatan. https://i.imgur.com/DpOZpVD.png Before you could spell your name your son opens the door and lets her in saying "Heeeeeeey Sheela. This is my dad [Your Name] I told you all about. Mom will be down in a sec." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947711818] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote> Would you approve? Yes No Vote View Results Would you approve? - Results (12 votes) Yes 58.33% (7 votes) 7 No 41.67% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form You know your teenage son has been seeing someone for a little while and he says he wants to introduce you. He tells you his partner will be coming over for dinner tonight. Then exclaims: "Oh! She's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, Karb'Sheela is foreign and used to be a soldier in the army. She has killed before in war so she can be a little testy but she gave that up and came here to study Marine Biology. So it's best to just avoid certain subjects and yes she is older than me but don't make this weird like you always do, okay?" You look outside and to your horror discover that Karb'Sheela is a Tarkatan. https://i.imgur.com/DpOZpVD.png Before you could spell your name your son opens the door and lets her in saying "Heeeeeeey Sheela. This is my dad [Your Name] I told you all about. Mom will be down in a sec." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/28/20 9:24:08 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... she gave that up and came here to study Marine Biology https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZC0PaYnVCc --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:947711896] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>she gave that up and came here to study Marine Biology</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZC0PaYnVCc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 11/28/20 9:27:26 PM #3:	Why the fuck did I call my dad daddy? That shit right there would get me thrown out. --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:947711985] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck did I call my dad daddy? That shit right there would get me thrown out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Atralis 11/28/20 9:28:42 PM #4:	Well son you gotta realize that some day, even by accident, this chick is going to bite off your dick. No foolin. <cite>Atralis posted [p:947712010] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote> Well son you gotta realize that some day, even by accident, this chick is going to bite off your dick. No foolin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/28/20 9:28:50 PM #5:	ZeroX91 posted... Why the fuck did I call my dad daddy. I don't know, maybe because he's you father? But that's not really relevant to this scenario about your son dating a Tarkatan girl. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947712018] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Why the fuck did I call my dad daddy.</quote>I don't know, maybe because he's you father? But that's not really relevant to this scenario about your son dating a Tarkatan girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/28/20 9:31:40 PM #6:	is my daughter still dating the shokan boy with the single MILF mother? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947712101] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>is my daughter still dating the shokan boy with the single MILF mother? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/28/20 9:32:59 PM #7:	monkmith posted... is my daughter still dating the shokan boy with the single MILF mother? Possibly in this post MK tournament universe. Besides they weren't dating, they were besties. Would that effect your opinion? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947712132] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>is my daughter still dating the shokan boy with the single MILF mother?</quote>Possibly in this post MK tournament universe. Besides they weren't dating, they were besties. Would that effect your opinion? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/28/20 9:34:50 PM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... Possibly in this post MK tournament universe. Would that effect your opinion? well it would make the sitcom more interesting for sure. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947712189] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Possibly in this post MK tournament universe. Would that effect your opinion?</quote>well it would make the sitcom more interesting for sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/28/20 10:39:03 PM #9:	Atralis posted... Well son you gotta realize that some day, even by accident, this chick is going to bite off your dick. No foolin. "DAAAAAAAAAD! You're making it weird!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947713966] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Atralis posted... </cite> <quote>Well son you gotta realize that some day, even by accident, this chick is going to bite off your dick. No foolin.</quote>"DAAAAAAAAAD! You're making it weird!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/29/20 7:43:28 AM #10:	monkmith posted... well it would make the sitcom more interesting for sure. Just need a centaur --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947722762] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>well it would make the sitcom more interesting for sure.</quote>Just need a centaur </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 11/29/20 9:04:28 AM #12:	Disapprove. In this scenario I'm on the keto diet; no karbs allowed. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:947724080] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Disapprove. In this scenario I'm on the keto diet; no karbs allowed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 11/29/20 9:19:51 AM #13:	Throw both of them out of the house for breaking the law. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:947724388] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Throw both of them out of the house for breaking the law. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/29/20 9:32:58 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... Just need a centaur ok no i'd throw my child out if they started dating a horse. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947724659] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Just need a centaur</quote>ok no i'd throw my child out if they started dating a horse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 11/29/20 9:36:37 AM #15:	I would ask if she has a single friend for me --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:947724741] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>I would ask if she has a single friend for me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/29/20 11:18:50 AM #16:	Stagmar posted... Throw both of them out of the house for breaking the law. What law? monkmith posted... ok no i'd throw my child out if they started dating a horse. Why are you so obsessed with dating? They could be friends --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947727260] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted... </cite> <quote>Throw both of them out of the house for breaking the law.</quote>What law? monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>ok no i'd throw my child out if they started dating a horse.</quote>Why are you so obsessed with dating? They could be friends </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/29/20 11:26:21 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... Why are you so obsessed with dating? They could be friends well you've set the tone with this thread and the last one, figured it was your thing at this point. i suppose i shouldn't kink shame though so i'm sorry. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947727471] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Why are you so obsessed with dating? They could be friends</quote>well you've set the tone with this thread and the last one, figured it was your thing at this point. i suppose i shouldn't kink shame though so i'm sorry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/29/20 11:29:11 AM #18:	monkmith posted... well you've set the tone with this thread and the last one, figured it was your thing at this point. i suppose i shouldn't kink shame though so i'm sorry. "The last one" was best friends You were one who brought sex into it dont blame your hyper sexuality on me --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947727538] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>well you've set the tone with this thread and the last one, figured it was your thing at this point. i suppose i shouldn't kink shame though so i'm sorry.</quote>"The last one" was best friends You were one who brought sex into it dont blame your hyper sexuality on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 11/29/20 11:33:11 AM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... "The last one" was best friends You were one who brought sex into it dont blame your hyper sexuality on me you really shouldn't hide your kinks unfair, its ok, no one is judging you for wanting to sex up monster people. this is a safe space and we all just want you to be comfortable with yourself. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:947727640] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"The last one" was best friends You were one who brought sex into it dont blame your hyper sexuality on me</quote>you really shouldn't hide your kinks unfair, its ok, no one is judging you for wanting to sex up monster people. this is a safe space and we all just want you to be comfortable with yourself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/29/20 11:40:30 AM #20:	UnfairRepresent posted... [Your Name] --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:947727829] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>[Your Name]</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 11/29/20 1:23:08 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... What law? The current health mandate prohibiting having anyone not of your household. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:947731079] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>What law?</quote>The current health mandate prohibiting having anyone not of your household. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/29/20 3:12:24 PM #22:	Stagmar posted... The current health mandate prohibiting having anyone not of your household. This is a post covid situation --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947734547] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted... </cite> <quote>The current health mandate prohibiting having anyone not of your household.</quote>This is a post covid situation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/30/20 5:14:06 AM #24:	ArianaGrandSlam posted... I'd be jealous tbh. but would you approve? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947757100] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>ArianaGrandSlam posted... </cite> <quote>I'd be jealous tbh.</quote>but would you approve? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/30/20 5:46:52 AM #25:	My daughter is dating Nemesis, and my son is hanging out with someone who rips out peoples spines for shits and giggles. This is what happens when you let kids eat coffee ice cream. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:947757470] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>My daughter is dating Nemesis, and my son is hanging out with someone who rips out peoples spines for shits and giggles. This is what happens when you let kids eat coffee ice cream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/30/20 6:18:33 AM #26:	008Zulu posted... my son is hanging out with someone who rips out peoples spines for shits and giggles. Dats racist! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:947757765] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>008Zulu posted... </cite> <quote>my son is hanging out with someone who rips out peoples spines for shits and giggles.</quote>Dats racist! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 11/30/20 7:08:16 AM #27:	She's an abomination. A freak like that should be in the museum. <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:947758281] in Hypothetic... [t:79141666]...</cite> <quote>She's an abomination. A freak like that should be in the museum. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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