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UnfairRepresent
12/16/20 10:01:05 PM
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You're playing your favorite video game one random evening when suddenly you hear dramatic banging at your door and are shocked when you open it and see your brother carrying a brutalized Supergirl.

"I hate to throw this at you brother but I need your help. This is an emergency. It was a disaster. We walked right into a trap. They killed Dick, Constantine is in the ICU, Catwoman got her hands cut off, Penguin had an umbrella shoved up his ass, meanwhile Batman, John Stewart and Wonder Woman are still MIA.

And if that wasn't bad enough they have enough kryptonite swimming in Kara's blood to drown a Sarlacc. They're watching the hospitals/my place and we can't use police safehouses. There are corrupt cops and we don't know who we can trust.

I don't have time to explain but I'll need to hide Kara here for a while, she'll die unless I drain her blood and give her a transfusion. Then you'll need to stay here and nurse her back to health, I still have work to do. Don't answer the door for anyone. Not the mailman, not the police, not even your friends. We don't know who we can trust.

Can you handle that? We're relying on you."

Your brother says in a panic.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Hippocrates
12/16/20 10:01:28 PM
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what do you get out of this
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OffTempo
12/16/20 10:04:11 PM
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Hell fucking YES

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3PiesAndAFork
12/16/20 10:05:04 PM
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I live in a condo and we're in a lockdown. I won't have anyone knocking on my door regardless, so sure.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/16/20 10:09:04 PM
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Sure I would help, Kara is a nice girl in most continuities.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/16/20 10:10:43 PM
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I slam the door in his face.(he said not to answer for anyone.)

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jumi
12/16/20 10:13:59 PM
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"I'll help, but I'm going to need pics of Penguin with an umbrella shoved up his ass. And the full story. For lulz."

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Zikten
12/16/20 10:15:24 PM
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I'd help but wonder how he carried a beat up supergirl into my building without anyone noticing
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UnfairRepresent
12/16/20 10:46:21 PM
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jumi posted...
I'm going to need pics of Penguin with an umbrella shoved up his ass
I don't think he stopped to take photos while his buddies were being beaten up and killed

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OffTempo
12/16/20 10:53:41 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Welp, this is how I get with Supergirl
Ftfy

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BloodMoon7
12/16/20 10:57:12 PM
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I don't have a brother.
*grabs gun*

Don't trust anyone. Not even your friends....right?

*smile*

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ssj3vegeta_
12/16/20 11:01:33 PM
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Zikten
12/16/20 11:04:41 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
I hope she rewards me with sex

If she clenches in climax it would probably turn your genitals to mush

Maybe use a kryptonite condom
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BloodMoon7
12/16/20 11:07:42 PM
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Zikten posted...
If she clenches in climax it would probably turn your genitals to mush

Maybe use a kryptonite condom
It's Vegy, she won't even get close because it'll last like 5 seconds.

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Turbam
12/16/20 11:09:43 PM
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Go back to playing Majora's Mask

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jumi
12/16/20 11:40:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think he stopped to take photos while his buddies were being beaten up and killed

The Penguin is his buddy?

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 12:01:33 AM
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jumi posted...
The Penguin is his buddy?
Perhaps not but it occured at the same time his buddies were being beaten and killed

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Stagmar
12/17/20 12:09:02 AM
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I call the police. The border is closed to Americans. Shes in the country illegally.

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Mistere Man
12/17/20 12:46:49 AM
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Sure thing bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXz276Xnyxo

Gets gold kryptonite I was saving for just this scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc


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UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 4:09:37 AM
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Stagmar posted...
I call the police. The border is closed to Americans. Shes in the country illegally.
Technically she is kryptonian

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Stagmar
12/17/20 9:07:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Technically she is kryptonian
That has nothing to do with it. She lives in the US. The border has been closed to people in the US since March.

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/20 9:42:28 AM
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Stagmar posted...
That has nothing to do with it. She lives in the US. The border has been closed to people in the US since March.
People as in human beings

They're not shooting birds that fly over the boarder. That's a different species

Can Kryptonians even get covid?

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Stagmar
12/17/20 11:52:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
People as in human beings

They're not shooting birds that fly over the boarder. That's a different species

Can Kryptonians even get covid?
Kryptonians are people. Just as we should not judge people by their race, we should not judge them by their species! If a species of bird fits all the requirements to be members of society, they would be people too. People aren't allowed to cross the border.

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/20 11:24:51 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Kryptonians are people. Just as we should not judge people by their race, we should not judge them by their species! If a species of bird fits all the requirements to be members of society, they would be people too. People aren't allowed to cross the border.
That's the thing tho

Do Kryptonians have the requirements to carry Corona?

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Stagmar
12/18/20 12:09:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's the thing tho

Do Kryptonians have the requirements to carry Corona?
More likely than not given that they are close enough to humans genetically to have children.

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Ving_Rhames
12/18/20 12:11:16 PM
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That kinda sounds like my hands are tied...

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/20 12:14:28 PM
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Stagmar posted...
More likely than not given that they are close enough to humans genetically to have children.
That's a fair point actually

Either way she's fucked since some of the cops are corrupt and you called them

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/20 10:59:18 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
That kinda sounds like my hands are tied...
it does?

Do you trust your brother?
Do you even agree with his plan ?

Theres a lot of options here

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Flauros
12/19/20 11:00:31 AM
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Maybe they could use my blood since im O-. Then i would have a super hero that owes me a solid

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