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UnfairRepresent
12/22/20 10:51:24 AM
#1:


Could you still date her?


You come home one day and find your girlfriend hiding out of sight in the shadows.

She then cautiously says "Please don't be alarmed, it's me." and steps out to reveal she's now over a foot taller than you, muscular, green and immensely powerful, able to lift cars over her head like they were potatoes.

She was at the mall when it was attacked by the evil villain Destructo in his attempt to rob the bank. The concussive force of his bombs sent her sailing through the air and made her land in a pool of radioactive neutrino soup that happened to be there.

Everyone else who landed in the pool died but somehow your girlfriend's body absorbed it and it caused her to mutate. She's still exactly the same mentally, she is just physically a humanoid tank.

"Are we okay? I know this is weird." she says nervously



How do you react?
What do you do?

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divot1338
12/22/20 10:55:05 AM
#2:


She-hulk is fine af. She can have her with me not that anything I say or do could stop her.

If were at the mall I probably take her shopping then some cunnilingus when she drives us home.

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Mareen
12/22/20 10:55:44 AM
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I can definitely live with that

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Questionmarktarius
12/22/20 10:56:26 AM
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dave_is_slick
12/22/20 11:17:05 AM
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Hulk looking or She-Hulk looking? Because one would require serious adjusting and the other means I'm now blessed with a super tall, super hot Amazon of a girlfriend.

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LordMarshal
12/22/20 11:20:50 AM
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Right: Hulk or she hulk?

Id fuck she hulk no prob



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garan
12/22/20 3:06:53 PM
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I'm not attracted to amazons, so no thanks.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 6:44:42 AM
#8:




becomes a She-Hulkesq monster.

LordMarshal posted...
Right: Hulk or she hulk?

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DB_Insider
12/23/20 6:46:24 AM
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Gamora?
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Laserion
12/23/20 6:50:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
and made her land in a pool of radioactive neutrino soup that happened to be there.
Why isn't there an image of Jack O'Neill saying "Nintendos pass through everything"?

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yutterh
12/23/20 7:52:34 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

This

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