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UnfairRepresent
12/22/20 8:22:18 PM
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"It's finally finished!" Your girlfriend says excitedly as she runs up to you with her novel.

"My Magnum Opus, I've been working on it for so many years and its finally complete . This is so important to me and I put my heart and soul into it so I wanted you to be the first one to read it before I send it to the publishers."

She says as she hands it to you.

You read it and are shocked at how terrible it is. Badly written, boring, full of plot holes, repetitive, weak characters acting in nonsensical ways, dialogue that would make Hideo Kojima cringe, really overly long weird descriptions of male characters gentials

"So what did you think?" she says while beaming at you expectantly. You know how much time and effort she put into this.



Inverse to male if that way inclined

How do you react?
What do you do?

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The Trent
12/22/20 8:22:56 PM
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I dump her and get with Emily Bronte instead

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monkmith
12/22/20 8:24:55 PM
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i can role-play as a copy editor, though i demand she swap that bow tie for literally anything else. they look horrible.

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UnfairRepresent
12/22/20 10:29:53 PM
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The Trent posted...
I dump her and get with Emily Bronte instead
pretty sure she's dead

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Artillatron8
12/22/20 10:32:14 PM
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jumi
12/22/20 10:33:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
pretty sure she's dead

Like CE can't necromancy or some shit.

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BloodMoon7
12/22/20 10:34:34 PM
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I summon Christopher Robin, Harbinger of Winter. That'll show her.

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Gakk86
12/22/20 10:36:19 PM
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Sounds like Harry Potter but with more dicks. Propose immediately before she gets rich and dumps me for a celebrity.

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Wii_Shaker
12/22/20 10:44:46 PM
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Artillatron8 posted...
You couldn't find a more attractive black girl?
Don't listen to this hater, I think she's beautiful.

I once had to support my fiance through her failing business.

The things we do for love.

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pfh1001
12/22/20 11:07:48 PM
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monkmith posted...
i can role-play as a copy editor, though i demand she swap that bow tie for literally anything else. they look horrible.


This, lol. Plus, orange is just... urgh. Not a good color for most people to wear.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/20 6:20:55 AM
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Artillatron8 posted...
You couldn't find a more attractive black girl?

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I'm confuse

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