Current Events > Why does it feel so good to poop on company time?

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CommonJoe 02/12/21 4:40:14 PM #1:	Cause the boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. Edit: legit making $18/hr rn to sit on the toilet and shitpost about shitposting --- I shouldnt be approaching 30 and preparing for life as a climate refugee. <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:950571001] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Cause the boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. Edit: legit making $18/hr rn to sit on the toilet and shitpost about shitposting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 02/12/21 4:40:45 PM #2:	dats it mayne --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:950571020] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>dats it mayne </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 02/12/21 4:46:06 PM #3:	literally shitting on the hand that feeds you --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:950571196] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>literally shitting on the hand that feeds you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonJoe 02/12/21 4:47:04 PM #4:	Dark_SilverX posted... literally shitting on the hand that feeds you They cant pay me enough to hold in my fecal matter when its at critical groundhog stage. --- I shouldnt be approaching 30 and preparing for life as a climate refugee. <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:950571233] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>literally shitting on the hand that feeds you</quote> They cant pay me enough to hold in my fecal matter when its at critical groundhog stage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 02/12/21 4:48:52 PM #6:	You aren't being paid to shit You're shitting while being paid Big difference --- FlowerBridge <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:950571316] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>You aren't being paid to shit You're shitting while being paid Big difference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 02/12/21 4:49:27 PM #8:	I hate it because people shoe watch. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:950571342] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>I hate it because people shoe watch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 02/12/21 4:50:25 PM #9:	SaltyWet posted... You aren't being paid to shit You're shitting while being paid Big difference False --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:950571376] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>You aren't being paid to shit You're shitting while being paid Big difference</quote> False </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 02/12/21 4:54:02 PM #10:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... False I'm sorry Is taking a shit in his job description? --- FlowerBridge <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:950571526] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite> <quote>False</quote>I'm sorry Is taking a shit in his job description? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nikko004 02/12/21 4:54:57 PM #11:	SaltyWet posted... I'm sorry Is taking a shit in his job description? no but its part of the benefits package --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS <cite>nikko004 posted [p:950571559] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>I'm sorry Is taking a shit in his job description?</quote>no but its part of the benefits package </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/12/21 4:59:42 PM #12:	It saves you from using your own TP. That was a big thing about a year ago. --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:950571735] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>It saves you from using your own TP. That was a big thing about a year ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 02/12/21 5:07:24 PM #13:	Had a boss once say "if this keeps up", he was going to start asking staff to not flush so he can ensure they are using the bathroom properly and not just going in to play on their phones. he was a creep. Literally had a poll amongst male workers in the office on which female employee was the "hottest". --- (edited 1/18/2021 6:36:37 AM) <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:950571954] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Had a boss once say "if this keeps up", he was going to start asking staff to not flush so he can ensure they are using the bathroom properly and not just going in to play on their phones. he was a creep. Literally had a poll amongst male workers in the office on which female employee was the "hottest". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 02/12/21 5:10:41 PM #14:	Naysaspace posted... Had a boss once say "if this keeps up", he was going to start asking staff to not flush so he can ensure they are using the bathroom properly and not just going in to play on their phones. he was a creep. Literally had a poll amongst male workers in the office on which female employee was the "hottest". I would put lots of red food coloring in the toilet to mess with him. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:950572056] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite> <quote>Had a boss once say "if this keeps up", he was going to start asking staff to not flush so he can ensure they are using the bathroom properly and not just going in to play on their phones. he was a creep. Literally had a poll amongst male workers in the office on which female employee was the "hottest".</quote> I would put lots of red food coloring in the toilet to mess with him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 02/12/21 5:11:12 PM #15:	i poop on company time AT HOME --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:950572072] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>i poop on company time AT HOME </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2024 02/12/21 5:15:42 PM #16:	This is why I monitor restroom time for the non-salaried members of my team. --- MAGA board refugee <cite>TheRealDill2024 posted [p:950572222] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>This is why I monitor restroom time for the non-salaried members of my team.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tobi011 02/12/21 5:19:23 PM #17:	Shitpost like this entire topic makes me happy. TC knows what's up. <cite>Tobi011 posted [p:950572346] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Shitpost like this entire topic makes me happy. TC knows what's up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 02/12/21 5:20:13 PM #18:	Lairen posted... I would put lots of red food coloring in the toilet to mess with him. Ngl, tempted to do this at work now --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:950572367] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted... </cite> <quote>I would put lots of red food coloring in the toilet to mess with him.</quote>Ngl, tempted to do this at work now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonJoe 02/12/21 5:49:31 PM #19:	TheRealDill2024 posted... This is why I monitor restroom time for the non-salaried members of my team. TheRealDill2024 posted... MAGA board refugee Checks out --- I shouldnt be approaching 30 and preparing for life as a climate refugee. <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:950573276] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>TheRealDill2024 posted... </cite> <quote>This is why I monitor restroom time for the non-salaried members of my team.</quote> TheRealDill2024 posted... </cite> <quote>MAGA board refugee</quote> Checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/12/21 5:52:11 PM #20:	Because if you're not shitting, you're probably working, which typically doesn't feel good at all. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:950573364] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>Because if you're not shitting, you're probably working, which typically doesn't feel good at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 02/12/21 6:17:56 PM #21:	The only thing better than pooping on the clock is cranking one out on the clock. --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:950574199] in Why does i... [t:79292007]...</cite> <quote>The only thing better than pooping on the clock is cranking one out on the clock. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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