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CosmicShadows
02/14/21 12:40:33 AM
#1:


For the rest of your life


it can be regular or diet. Water and anything else is forever banned.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/14/21 12:41:07 AM
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Wouldn't last long enough to enjoy the money.

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Conker
02/14/21 12:50:51 AM
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I already do this most days, so hell yeah. Soda has enough water in it to hydrate. You can find stuff thats not completely going to wreck your shit drinking it all the time, and rinsing after will save your teeth.

Drinking club soda wouldnt be terrible, either.

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fhqwhgads
02/14/21 12:52:24 AM
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Italian soda

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008Zulu
02/14/21 12:57:17 AM
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opens a bottle of soda and forgets about it
Oh no! My soda water is flat! Still have to drink my soda water though.

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Solid Snake07
02/14/21 1:01:36 AM
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If I can drink stuff like la croix I'm down

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Arcanine2009
02/14/21 1:01:54 AM
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fucking up my health is not worth a million dollars

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ehhwhatever
02/14/21 1:05:34 AM
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Ahh my kidneys though!

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GirTheRobot
02/14/21 1:07:47 AM
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008Zulu posted...
opens a bottle of soda and forgets about it
Oh no! My soda water is flat! Still have to drink my soda water though.


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