Poll of the Day > I'm thinking about buying a fleshlight. Any experiences?

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i Have A gf and we have a healthy sex life but you can't bang every time you're feeling raunchy y'a dig? Anyway I'm browsing the fleshlight store and I'm vaguely interested in a few products (I'd link to them but idk if that's against the rules).

do any of you own one? Or any other sexy toys for men? Would you recommend?

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put your dick in it

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I have one. I feel you should skip it and get some weird japanese one instead. or a bad dragon dildo

ReggieTheReckless posted...

I have one. I feel you should skip it and get some weird japanese one instead. or a bad dragon dildo

Hmmm I'm not against dildos but I don't think I'd start out with something so expensive and scary looking

Mead posted...

put your dick in it

Will it bite?

Veedrock- posted...

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What does someone do if they're too thick for the fleshlight

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Clench281 posted...

What does someone do if they're too thick for the fleshlight

Not an issue I have to deal with

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Clench281 posted...

What does someone do if they're too thick for the fleshlight

buy two of em

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I have them. They can be pretty fun. Better than my hand, though not as good as the real thing...

MrMelodramatic posted...

Or any other sexy toys for men?

Technically, almost any of them can be for men...
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save yourself some $$$ and make your own one out of a sock, some elastic bands and congealed pig fat

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Joshs Name posted...

save yourself some $$$ and make your own one out of a sock, some elastic bands and congealed pig fat

That's the most horrific thing I've heard in at least a week.

I like mine, if you are nice maybe I'll show you how I use it

Mead posted...

put your dick in it

^ This

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Clench281 posted...

What does someone do if they're too thick for the fleshlight

Bro fr it's like having sex with the Chinese finger trap from the Addams family

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Restraining your libido makes you stronger. Don't buy it.

Pretty solid investment. Used it a ton when I first got it. Now it's more of a "special occasion" kind of deal.

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Im going to be 100% serious with you.

Dont masturbate. Learn about semen retention. Learn about its benefits.

Miyamoto Musashi says dont seek pleasure for its own sake.

Learn this now... because just because shes fucking you now, she might not always. And if youre not on your purpose... then that exponentially increases the chances of you getting dumped, cucked, or both.

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HornedLion posted...

Learn about semen retention. Learn about its benefits.

lmfao you are such a nut

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I tried it for a while a good while ago. It was fun at first but its not the real thing and it's kind of more of a hassle than its worth if you ask me. I stopped using it not long after I got it. It is fun having a chick run it for a while though. They seem to love that shit.

Maybe they've improved the technology since then or something idk

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Smarkil posted...

I tried it for a while a good while ago. It was fun at first but its not the real thing and it's kind of more of a hassle than its worth if you ask me. I stopped using it not long after I got it. It is fun having a chick run it for a while though. They seem to love that shit.

Maybe they've improved the technology since then or something idk

The cleaning processes seems... not great.

shadowsword87 posted...

The cleaning processes seems... not great.

There is literally a hole in the other side. run it under warmer water while fingering it, then letting it dry out does the trick for me

shadowsword87 posted...

The cleaning processes seems... not great.

soap and water and then make sure they dry completely. simple as that, they even turn inside out to make things easier

that said they arent all that much better than just your hand imo. Ive had mine for I dont even know how many years but Ive only used it like 3 times.

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HornedLion posted...

Miyamoto Musashi says dont seek pleasure for its own sake.

Musashi being one of history's foremost experts on cum

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IronBornCorps posted...

There is literally a hole in the other side. run it under warmer water while fingering it, then letting it dry out does the trick for me

Mead posted...

soap and water and then make sure they dry completely. simple as that, they even turn inside out to make things easier

yeah but then you gotta let it dry out and dump that baby powder shit on it so it doesnt get crusty

you could do that or just do the alternative which is practically no cleanup

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Smarkil posted...

yeah but then you gotta let it dry out and dump that baby powder shit on it so it doesnt get crusty

lol what

never heard of the baby powder thing or them getting crusty. If it got crusty I would think that someone didnt clean it correctly or they used a silicon based lube which is a no-no when it comes to a lot of toys.

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IronBornCorps posted...

There is literally a hole in the other side. run it under warmer water while fingering it, then letting it dry out does the trick for me

Mead posted...

soap and water and then make sure they dry completely. simple as that, they even turn inside out to make things easier

So, wait, are you numbnuts putting your fake vagina on the drying rack where your dishes go?

shadowsword87 posted...

So, wait, are you numbnuts putting your fake vagina on the drying rack where your dishes go?

um mine is a fake butthole thank you very much

and I dry it with a clean cloth or paper towel

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Mead posted...

lol what

never heard of the baby powder thing or them getting crusty. If it got crusty I would think that someone didnt clean it correctly or they used a silicon based lube which is a no-no when it comes to a lot of toys.

thats what youre supposed to do my guy

its "renewer powder" which keeps it from being a floppy worn out piece of shit or something i dont know im not a fake pussy scientist


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Smarkil posted...

thats what youre supposed to do my guy

its "renewer powder" which keeps it from being a floppy worn out piece of shit or something i dont know im not a fake pussy scientist

Ive never heard of that

I think someone just has a bunch of weird powder and wants to sell it for random things

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Blighboy posted...

Musashi being one of history's foremost experts on cum

I lold.

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I've always thought it was a shame that male pleasure technology has never evolved to the same extent as female pleasure technology, however men intrinsically have an easier time with self-help than women which is probably a large part of it (as well as the increased difficulty of creating a truly great men's product that doesn't run the risk of horrific injury)

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Mead posted...

um mine is a fake butthole thank you very much

funniest shit ever

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bro just buy some tenga eggs


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helIy posted...

bro just buy some tenga eggs

What are thooooose

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helIy posted...

bro just buy some tenga eggs

lmao what is this shit



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People are just fucking eggs?



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That pressure right on the tip? There's no way that's comfortable.

Mead posted...

um mine is a fake butthole thank you very much

and I dry it with a clean cloth or paper towel

Same! Mine is a butthole AND I just set it on paper towels as a drying area...

Smarkil posted...

thats what youre supposed to do my guy

its "renewer powder" which keeps it from being a floppy worn out piece of shit or something i dont know im not a fake pussy scientist

While I have the powder, you dont need it. It just helps it to last longer. But it will still last a while without it...
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Zeus posted...

I've always thought it was a shame that male pleasure technology has never evolved to the same extent as female pleasure technology, however men intrinsically have an easier time with self-help than women which is probably a large part of it (as well as the increased difficulty of creating a truly great men's product that doesn't run the risk of horrific injury)

Technically, I think guys can use more of the toys that females, cant they?
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i enjoy conversations like these, but i am sad to see you never brought back your topic where we could all share anonymously, ok?

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I've never tried one of these but have been curious so this topic helps. It sounds like too much work for me just for a minute of pleasure.

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Joshs Name posted...

save yourself some $$$ and make your own one out of a sock, some elastic bands and congealed pig fat

I knew someone who once told me that someone in porn told him if you pop chicken breast in the microwave for 30-45 seconds just to warm it up a little then put it in a wine glass it 'feels like the real thing'.

What you do with the chicken breast afterwards is your choice.

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Runner_style posted...

I knew someone who once told me that someone in porn told him if you pop chicken breast in the microwave for 30-45 seconds just to warm it up a little then put it in a wine glass it 'feels like the real thing'.

What you do with the chicken breast afterwards is your choice.

Like.... raw chicken? Sounds like an infection invitation

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MrMelodramatic posted...

Like.... raw chicken? Sounds like an infection invitation

I'd assume raw since it has that 'fleshy/slimy/whatever' texture compared to cooked breast. I thought it was weird but apparently, it's something people on the extreme end of having a food fetish are into with the two big choices being chicken breast, and liver....and I've just done a quick check I don't really care to click any links but there are quite a few vids out there of people having sex with meat products...

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Line a Pringles can with bubble wrap and lube it up.


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Mead posted...

lmao what is this shit

it's a tenga egg. they're super popular.

it's the same as any other onahole, but less gigantic than a fleshlight, far less expensive, and way easier to clean.

if you're unsure about using onaholes, don't buy a fleshlight for like $100 and then be disappointed if you don't like it. just buy a tenga egg for like $7 and give it a spin.

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I've been interested in the Asa Akira one because she's my favorite porn star. Anyone have the porn star flashlights? I'm wondering if they're actually any good.
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Runner_style posted...

I'd assume raw since it has that 'fleshy/slimy/whatever' texture compared to cooked breast. I thought it was weird but apparently, it's something people on the extreme end of having a food fetish are into with the two big choices being chicken breast, and liver....and I've just done a quick check I don't really care to click any links but there are quite a few vids out there of people having sex with meat products...

how do I delete another users post

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Clench281 posted...

What does someone do if they're too thick for the fleshlight

Dunno about Fleshlight themselves, but I know Tenga's site has a tool (pun not intended) that lets you input your size and they'll recommend a product that will fit you. They do have some girthier models available. Can't say I've tried them myself, but if you're really interested, that might be a place to start.

helIy posted...

it's a tenga egg. they're super popular.

it's the same as any other onahole, but less gigantic than a fleshlight, far less expensive, and way easier to clean.

if you're unsure about using onaholes, don't buy a fleshlight for like $100 and then be disappointed if you don't like it. just buy a tenga egg for like $7 and give it a spin.

I'm pretty sure Tenga eggs are meant to be single-use.

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