Current Events > If you were in middle school and didnt go to Newgrounds to play porn flash games

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cjs28
03/18/21 12:13:24 PM
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during the 00's, you had a deprived childhood >_>

It's an important life milestone everyone should experience in their youth and I question the moral values of any adult who says they haven't.

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R1masher
03/18/21 12:14:27 PM
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What country is this?

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TheGoldenEel
03/18/21 12:16:10 PM
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remember Franks adventure

good times

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UnfairRepresent
03/18/21 12:19:30 PM
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I didn't.

I don't really watch porn or play porn games.

Nothing against them, I'm not judging people who do and I don't see the logic of banning them. I just don't get them. Same as strippers.

I understand prostitutes, sex is a tangible thing people want, that makes sense. But why pay money for porn or strippers? Why not just ************ or have sex?

To me it's like paying money to stare at delicious food or images of delicious food for hours on end.

Even if the food is very nice, why do you enjoy staring at it? I don't get anything from that.

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chairforceone
03/18/21 12:22:05 PM
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The best thing is that its all coming back to newgrounds now that flash is dead and patreon is helping content creators
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Duncanwii
03/18/21 12:25:01 PM
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I didnt do any kind of pornography in Middle School. Or know it existed tbh.
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Questionmarktarius
03/18/21 12:26:23 PM
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Porn games are just nonsensical.
If I wanted to perform tedious and repetitive tasks to see occasional nudity, I'd just date more often.
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monkmith
03/18/21 12:26:39 PM
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NightRender
03/18/21 12:26:52 PM
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What's this banner ad for "Dragon Moon X?" Don't mind if I do.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/18/21 12:27:48 PM
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i went to a school with teachers, so we wouldn't be able to get away with this

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lww99
03/18/21 12:28:21 PM
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monkmith
03/18/21 12:28:25 PM
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Eyeratosthenes posted...
i went to a school with teachers, so we wouldn't be able to get away with this
should have gone to one with teachers that didn't give a fuck like i did.

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lww99
03/18/21 12:29:08 PM
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lww99 posted...
Hahaha yup. So many nsfw cyoa games.


or some where there was a literal orgasm meter that you would fill by properly pleasuring the waifu

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eston
03/18/21 12:30:26 PM
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I didn't really play the porn games, but I spent a lot of time playing the shooter that was a parody of this show:


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JuanCarlos1
03/18/21 12:31:42 PM
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Remember one about a backstreet boy member which you had to remove pieces of clothes from him one by one..until you stripped him from his underwear only to find a huge bush with a microscopic penis...it was the height of hilarity for a 12 year old.

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Eyeratosthenes
03/18/21 12:31:43 PM
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monkmith posted...
should have gone to one with teachers that didn't give a fuck like i did.
private school v_v

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PatrickMahomes
03/18/21 12:31:52 PM
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i didnt quite get into the newgrounds but by high school i was playing n64 and gba emulators on my laptop

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Hayame Zero
03/18/21 12:32:02 PM
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My electronics teacher in high school was telling us "the internet on these computers are encrypted so don't even try to go anywhere you shouldn't". My friend jumped up went to one of them.

He was looking at hentai within 5 minutes.

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cjs28
03/18/21 12:33:31 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Remember one about a backstreet boy member which you had to remove pieces of clothes from him one by one..until you stripped him from his underwear only to find a huge bush with a microscopic penis...it was the height of hilarity for a 12 year old.
12yo me would find that shit funny

As would 30yo me >_>


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monkmith
03/18/21 12:33:43 PM
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Eyeratosthenes posted...
private school v_v
private middle school seems like a huge waste of money. all i really remember from middle school was chorus practice and a crazy vietnam vet teacher, generally feel like i didn't learn a single useful thing there.

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WaterLink
03/18/21 12:35:35 PM
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Remember that game where you just sat there and tortured bin laden as long as you wanted to and one of the random backgrounds you could choose was a couple of topless girls bouncing their tits? >_>

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Eyeratosthenes
03/18/21 12:36:09 PM
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monkmith posted...
private middle school seems like a huge waste of money
correct. my parents are easily conned

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cjs28
03/18/21 12:36:56 PM
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monkmith posted...
Slutty McSlut is love.

Slutty McSlut is life.

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cjs28
03/18/21 12:38:27 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Remember that game where you just sat there and tortured bin laden as long as you wanted to and one of the random backgrounds you could choose was a couple of topless girls bouncing their tits? >_>
No, but wtf that sounds AMAZING! I wish I knew about that!

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Duncanwii
03/18/21 12:39:13 PM
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You people are damaged. And that's coming from me.
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cjs28
03/18/21 12:47:33 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You people are damaged. And that's coming from me.
You can't truly say you're a man until you've fucked Tomoko in Sim Girls

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chairforceone
03/18/21 12:52:25 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You people are damaged. And that's coming from me.

you probaby never met damaged person in your life, be thankful youre sheltered from the scary real world
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Insanititious
03/18/21 12:52:53 PM
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Meet 'N' Fuck

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DarkRoast
03/18/21 12:57:03 PM
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Newgrounds didn't exist when I was in middle school.

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Hayame Zero
03/18/21 12:58:59 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Newgrounds didn't exist when I was in middle school.
I thought that at first, but apparently it came in '95 when I was middle school age, but it never was big until a few years later.

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cjs28
03/18/21 4:32:08 PM
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bump

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Kisai
03/18/21 4:33:07 PM
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Not everyone cares about porn, TC.

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cjs28
03/18/21 6:06:40 PM
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Kisai posted...
Not everyone cares about porn, TC.
lol

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Shin Kudo
03/18/21 6:08:24 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
remember Franks adventure

good times
I remember playing through all 4 of them

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sabin017
03/18/21 6:09:36 PM
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School computers didn't use Flash.

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Turbam
03/18/21 6:11:29 PM
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I could never beat orgasm girl.

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cjs28
03/18/21 6:18:00 PM
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sabin017 posted...
School computers didn't use Flash.
I mean playing those porn games at home lol. We had 1 weirdo in computer class in middle school that had a row to himself, so he played porn flash games, all the while me and the entire row behind saw him do it. He was weird >_>

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WaterLink
03/18/21 6:19:34 PM
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cjs28 posted...
No, but wtf that sounds AMAZING! I wish I knew about that!

It's still up there. Osamagotchi

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garan
03/18/21 6:24:30 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Newgrounds didn't exist when I was in middle school.


Same here.
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Puglia77
03/18/21 6:34:35 PM
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My jam were the Teen Titans flash games with Jinx, Raven and Starfire. Mmm.
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Zikten
03/18/21 6:39:19 PM
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I went to middle school in the 90s so I guess I was deprived
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cjs28
03/19/21 5:54:54 AM
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Zikten posted...
I went to middle school in the 90s so I guess I was deprived
sucks brah

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Nukazie
03/19/21 6:02:07 AM
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never had interwebs that time :(

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DocDelicious
03/19/21 6:02:18 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Newgrounds didn't exist when I was in middle school.

This, at least not as a flash movie hosting site. I think it was just a forum or something at the time.

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cjs28
03/19/21 3:56:22 PM
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Here's a screenshot of Newgrounds from 2002



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Antifar
03/19/21 3:57:23 PM
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I distinctly remember a volleyball flash game where all the girls had very pointy nipples

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YourLovelyTina
03/19/21 3:59:05 PM
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Newgrounds, FreeArcade, and StickDeath pretty much defined study hall for me

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PMarth2002
03/19/21 3:59:50 PM
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I was in high school, not middle school in the 2000s. I did play some porn flash games though.

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