Current Events > $1 Million, or GOD instantly heals your mind.

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Frostmourne
04/04/21 6:33:41 AM
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Topic.


GOD will instantly cleanse your mind of all bad/negative thoughts. Anything at all you wish to be erased from it will be erased for life. Thoughts of depression/suicide instantly gone.

He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease. Also excellent imagination will be added ro the mix.
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pegusus123456
04/04/21 6:34:30 AM
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Ability.

Mostly to see what's not supposed to be in there lol

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Smackems
04/04/21 6:36:01 AM
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I just want Tom's Diner to stop getting stuck in my head pls

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Nukazie
04/04/21 6:36:25 AM
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money, im still small, fat and ugly, if god changes that, sure that one

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Yomi
04/04/21 6:38:53 AM
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I was going to pick the money but then I read this:
He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease.

I choose the ability, without a doubt. Learning anything with ease is better than a single million, by a lot. Also, with the added bonus of doing blind play throughs of my favourite games whenever I want? Heck yea.


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DiamondDogs
04/04/21 6:45:08 AM
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Smackems posted...
I just want Tom's Diner to stop getting stuck in my head pls

I am sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner

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moh82sy
04/04/21 7:29:13 AM
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This would've been a hard choice, if it wasn't for the 2nd paragraph.
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Frostmourne
04/04/21 7:30:36 AM
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moh82sy posted...
This would've been a hard choice, if it wasn't for the 2nd paragraph.


Damn lol
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DepreceV2
04/04/21 7:31:56 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease.

This right here is the clincher. Give me the ability

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Marmitecashews
04/04/21 7:35:35 AM
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He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease. Also excellent imagination will be added ro the mix.

I could successfully relearn how do punctuation.

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Byakuren
04/04/21 7:36:34 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease. Also excellent imagination will be added ro the mix.
Can definitely make millions with this

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Southernfatman
04/04/21 7:37:19 AM
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Ability, otherwise I'd still be my constantly depressed and miserable self with just a bigger bank account.

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Ricemills
04/04/21 7:41:34 AM
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Frostmourne posted...
He will also give you the ability to learn anything with ease. Also excellent imagination will be added ro the mix

these alone is more interesting than $1 million + mind healing combined.

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008Zulu
04/04/21 8:23:52 AM
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I'll take the cash. When you said "heals your mind" I thought that might mean fixing whatever is causing my depression.

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DravenRainrix
04/04/21 8:24:53 AM
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Ability. I've often wondered what being normal would feel like.

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DiamondDogs
04/04/21 8:48:31 AM
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@Smackems

Glad to see Im not the only one to poke fun

Also: yes, Ill gladly take healing the mind so I can have relief from being bipolar.

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IHeartRadiation
04/04/21 8:52:21 AM
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I like the experience of having clear thoughts.

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Southernfatman
04/04/21 8:54:26 AM
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Smackems posted...
I just want Tom's Diner to stop getting stuck in my head pls

I changed my mind to this because I just had to listen to the song after the references and it won't get out.

Going to be going:

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


all day.

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Cobra1010
04/04/21 8:54:31 AM
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Shit I didn't read the last sentence and picked money because my mind is fine.

I assume most people were like me and voted before reading everything because that last part is very op. Everyone would want to have that ability.

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IHeartRadiation
04/04/21 8:55:58 AM
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I didn't read the last part.
I'm just that happy getting rid of brain fog.

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