Current Events > Gender reveal parties have killed more people than the Covid vaccine this year

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Kinny100
04/05/21 3:10:47 AM
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they can't keep getting away with this

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/05/21 3:11:52 AM
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Do you have to bring presents to gender reveal parties?

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Kinny100
04/05/21 3:12:47 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Do you have to bring presents to gender reveal parties?
you can at your own risk (might bring it for the wrong gender)

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DeadlyNinjaBees
04/05/21 3:14:37 AM
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See, I'd take that as an opportunity for no present then.
Unless they expect cash...

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AlisLandale
04/05/21 3:22:28 AM
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The Empire blew up Alderann is rebel propaganda! It was one of those gender reveal parties!

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008Zulu
04/05/21 3:37:14 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
The Empire blew up Alderann is rebel propaganda! It was one of those gender reveal parties!
So Grand Moff Tarkin was just announcing the birth of his grandson using a multi trillion credit piece of classified military technology then?

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Mormaurd
04/05/21 3:44:14 AM
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008Zulu posted...
So Grand Moff Tarkin was just announcing the birth of his grandson using a multi trillion credit piece of classified military technology then?
Yeah, it was a multi trillion orbital laser pointer thatd land on a pink or blue bullseye on Alderaan but an engineer sneezed and accidentally turned the intensity up before launch.

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Kinny100
04/05/21 4:45:34 AM
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star wars is awful and i hate it so much.

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008Zulu
04/05/21 4:45:48 AM
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Mormaurd posted...
Yeah, it was a multi trillion orbital laser pointer thatd land on a pink or blue bullseye on Alderaan but an engineer sneezed and accidentally turned the intensity up before launch.
"Training accident" seems to be every militaries go-to excuse for blowing shit up.

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Ilishe
04/05/21 4:47:19 AM
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Mormaurd posted...
Yeah, it was a multi trillion orbital laser pointer thatd land on a pink or blue bullseye on Alderaan but an engineer sneezed and accidentally turned the intensity up before launch.

Sounds plausible.

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