Poll of the Day > fuck my life

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DirtBasedSoap 04/11/21 10:06:06 PM #1:	I just got banned from ALL Dennys in the US --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952731232] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>I just got banned from ALL Dennys in the US </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 04/11/21 10:07:29 PM #2:	Your life isnt sexy enough for me to want to fuck it --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:952731285] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Your life isnt sexy enough for me to want to fuck it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 04/11/21 10:09:14 PM #3:	Moshed too hard at the Dennys grand slam --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:952731345] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Moshed too hard at the Dennys grand slam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 04/11/21 10:11:24 PM #4:	What did you do - order a veggie burger with bacon on it, or something? --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:952731434] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>What did you do - order a veggie burger with bacon on it, or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/11/21 10:21:37 PM #5:	KJ StErOiDs posted... What did you do - order a veggie burger with bacon on it, or something? Ill get moderated if I say what I did --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952731788] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>KJ StErOiDs posted... </cite> <quote>What did you do - order a veggie burger with bacon on it, or something?</quote>Ill get moderated if I say what I did </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 04/11/21 10:29:48 PM #6:	Okay, so you murdered some people in a Denny's parking lot whats the big deal? <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:952732068] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Okay, so you murdered some people in a Denny's parking lot whats the big deal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 04/11/21 10:38:25 PM #7:	What? Did you get in trouble for not smoking meth? <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:952732430] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>What? Did you get in trouble for not smoking meth? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/11/21 10:53:16 PM #8:	Not if you described it in the right way. Like: Dude's i just saw this crazy show where a guy got banned from all denny's for life because he stripped naked and pleasured himself on a table after drinking 3 milkshakes and eating a ton of chocolate chip pancakes!! --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:952732987] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Not if you described it in the right way. Like: Dude's i just saw this crazy show where a guy got banned from all denny's for life because he stripped naked and pleasured himself on a table after drinking 3 milkshakes and eating a ton of chocolate chip pancakes!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 04/11/21 10:58:26 PM #9:	I'm technically banned from all CVS stores for getting caught shoplifting there once like a decade ago. But I've been to multiple CVS stores since then, including the one I shoplifted from, and nothing has ever happened. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:952733163] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>I'm technically banned from all CVS stores for getting caught shoplifting there once like a decade ago. But I've been to multiple CVS stores since then, including the one I shoplifted from, and nothing has ever happened. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 04/11/21 11:38:55 PM #10:	I'm not banned from Ledo's Pizza but I am on permanent self-exile from them. --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:952734624] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>I'm not banned from Ledo's Pizza but I am on permanent self-exile from them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 04/11/21 11:41:27 PM #11:	Don't think I've ever set foot in a Denny's. And if I did the experience must have been so horrible that it's wiped from my mind --- It's not genocide... it's pesticide... <cite>joemodda posted [p:952734684] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Don't think I've ever set foot in a Denny's. And if I did the experience must have been so horrible that it's wiped from my mind </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 04/11/21 11:42:25 PM #12:	DirtBasedSoap posted... I just got banned from ALL Dennys in the US What did you do? --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:952734714] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite> <quote>I just got banned from ALL Dennys in the US </quote> What did you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 04/11/21 11:53:06 PM #13:	Effectively you're banned from that Denny's for the next 3 days. --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:952735002] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Effectively you're banned from that Denny's for the next 3 days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yopster 04/11/21 11:56:38 PM #14:	Zareth posted... I'm not banned from Ledo's Pizza but I am on permanent self-exile from them. Ledo Pizza --- Lubricant? I've been using it as hair gel >.>-BTB When in doubt whip it out. <cite>Yopster posted [p:952735096] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not banned from Ledo's Pizza but I am on permanent self-exile from them.</quote>Ledo Pizza </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude 04/11/21 11:58:56 PM #15:	If you're banned from all dennys how do other denny's know it's you? Do they have a wall of shame or something? --- Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561 <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:952735152] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>If you're banned from all dennys how do other denny's know it's you? Do they have a wall of shame or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 04/12/21 12:07:03 AM #16:	His Denny's Ticket gets declined when he uses it obviously. --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:952735401] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>His Denny's Ticket gets declined when he uses it obviously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 04/12/21 12:27:12 AM #17:	CarefreeDude posted... If you're banned from all dennys how do other denny's know it's you? Do they have a wall of shame or something? No way to know. Unless he is particularly memorable the same store wouldn't even necessarily remember him in a couple weeks. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:952735857] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>CarefreeDude posted... </cite> <quote>If you're banned from all dennys how do other denny's know it's you? Do they have a wall of shame or something?</quote> No way to know. Unless he is particularly memorable the same store wouldn't even necessarily remember him in a couple weeks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/21 12:29:29 AM #18:	Lol wtf dude how do you get banned from a single Dennys let alone all of them at the same time are you ok? --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952735910] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Lol wtf dude how do you get banned from a single Dennys let alone all of them at the same time are you ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 04/12/21 12:46:10 AM #19:	He ordered a McDonald's breakfast. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:952736264] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>He ordered a McDonald's breakfast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/21 12:50:13 AM #20:	https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/east-county-news/dennys-restaurant-robbed-in-la-mesa --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952736340] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/east-county-news/dennys-restaurant-robbed-in-la-mesa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/12/21 2:32:45 AM #21:	Mead posted... are you ok? I am anything but okay right now --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952738056] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>are you ok?</quote>I am anything but okay right now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 04/12/21 2:36:37 AM #22:	I think the only way to get banned from Denny's is to say you like their food --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:952738108] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>I think the only way to get banned from Denny's is to say you like their food </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackScythe0 04/12/21 3:52:32 AM #23:	DirtBasedSoap posted... I am anything but okay right now Don't rob stores and this won't happen. <cite>BlackScythe0 posted [p:952739036] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite> <quote>I am anything but okay right now</quote>Don't rob stores and this won't happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naruto_fan_42 04/12/21 5:08:10 AM #24:	wtf can even get you banned from Dennys --- ok, time to go rewatch LotR again <cite>Naruto_fan_42 posted [p:952739913] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>wtf can even get you banned from Dennys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 04/12/21 5:46:43 PM #25:	Mead posted... https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/east-county-news/dennys-restaurant-robbed-in-la-mesa Well he can't be banned if they didn't catch him --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:952760116] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/east-county-news/dennys-restaurant-robbed-in-la-mesa</quote>Well he can't be banned if they didn't catch him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/12/21 5:48:30 PM #26:	Did you demand them to add squab forcemeat to their menu? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:952760174] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Did you demand them to add squab forcemeat to their menu? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 04/12/21 5:48:56 PM #27:	does this picture make you want to go back to Denny's? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:952760192] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote> does this picture make you want to go back to Denny's? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/21 5:52:36 PM #29:	can you PM what happened or do you need to keep it under wraps? Cause I probably cant keep a secret --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952760329] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>can you PM what happened or do you need to keep it under wraps? Cause I probably cant keep a secret </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 04/12/21 5:53:46 PM #30:	Did you try to order an IHOP item from the Denny's menu? --- Forever Momo; <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:952760368] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Did you try to order an IHOP item from the Denny's menu? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/21 6:27:34 PM #31:	Did you poop your pants while peeing your pants while you at the same time accidentally kissed an underage girl in front of her parents because you were drunk and you mixed up the tables and she had the same haircut as your girlfriend? Cause that would be pretty bad --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952761663] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Did you poop your pants while peeing your pants while you at the same time accidentally kissed an underage girl in front of her parents because you were drunk and you mixed up the tables and she had the same haircut as your girlfriend? Cause that would be pretty bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/12/21 10:04:08 PM #32:	okay I guess its just a statewide ban? still upset but good to know I can still enjoy dennys outside of Mississippi --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952769374] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>okay I guess its just a statewide ban? still upset but good to know I can still enjoy dennys outside of Mississippi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/21 10:05:07 PM #33:	Why were you in Mississippi that is like the worst state out of all of them --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:952769423] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Why were you in Mississippi that is like the worst state out of all of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 04/12/21 10:07:51 PM #34:	How do other denny's know that you are banned? It's not like you need photo proof to order there --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:952769531] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>How do other denny's know that you are banned? It's not like you need photo proof to order there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/12/21 10:51:58 PM #35:	Dmess85 posted... How do other denny's know that you are banned? It's not like you need photo proof to order there lets just say... I pushed the envelope a little too far this time --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:952770897] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Dmess85 posted... </cite> <quote>How do other denny's know that you are banned? It's not like you need photo proof to order there</quote>lets just say... I pushed the envelope a little too far this time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClarkDuke 04/12/21 10:59:36 PM #36:	ive had someone see my genitalia in a restaurant recently, they get over it, ok? suffice to say, getting used to wearing a kilt in public is not easy, ok? --- https://imgur.com/qL0DHFI https://imgur.com/JL9rRLt https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ <cite>ClarkDuke posted [p:952771125] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>ive had someone see my genitalia in a restaurant recently, they get over it, ok? suffice to say, getting used to wearing a kilt in public is not easy, ok? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 04/12/21 10:59:56 PM #37:	Wtf did you do?? --- why am I even here <cite>Yellow posted [p:952771139] in fuck my li... [t:79400644]...</cite> <quote>Wtf did you do?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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