Current Events > C/D women only prefer "dad bods" with a beard

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--Zero-
04/21/21 7:44:50 AM
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Beards is why dad bods are desirable


Im noticing a trend where girls are saying they prefer dad bods over six packs. Then I notice every girl with a guy who has a dad bod can grow a beard.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
04/21/21 7:49:48 AM
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Not quite sure about the dad bod, but recent data suggest that any beard is better than no beard.

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haloiscoolisbak
04/21/21 7:51:24 AM
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Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon

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itachi15243
04/21/21 7:53:09 AM
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I'm sure it all depends on the woman?

As for whats more common, beards/facial hair do seem to be in style generally.

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RetsuZaiZen
04/21/21 7:54:40 AM
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What do you mean by dad bod? Because apparently there are several types.





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Jagr_68
04/21/21 7:59:20 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
What do you mean by dad bod? Because apparently there are several types.




All are approved, especially 2 and 3 cuz they like to party and women dig fun dudes.

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InTheEyesOfFire
04/21/21 8:00:18 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon

Take better care of your beard.

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--Zero-
04/21/21 8:05:07 AM
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Pics 2 and 3 are dad bods. If they have beards they too can score a 10. Put on a flannel and grow a beard then youre good.

Whoever classifieds pic 1 as a dad bod is delusional.

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haloiscoolisbak
04/21/21 8:08:30 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Take better care of your beard.

Like what? Comb and shampoo it? Lol

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Balrog0
04/21/21 8:09:06 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Like what? Comb and shampoo it? Lol

Well yeah for a start

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fuming
04/21/21 8:09:09 AM
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all women have massively different taste in men so generalizing about it is pretty dumb except like "don't be gross"
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--Zero-
04/21/21 8:11:45 AM
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fuming posted...
all women have massively different taste in men so generalizing about it is pretty dumb except like "don't be gross"

Its the current trend.

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Jagr_68
04/21/21 8:12:20 AM
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btw can we talk about pic 2 looking like a retired prize fighter who time traveled to the 21st century for bitches and pina coladas

Who the hell is that lol

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codey
04/21/21 8:13:34 AM
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Only dad bods? Nah, women are attracted to all types.

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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
04/21/21 8:14:55 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon
I think it's straight up biology instead of just something that's currently in fashion. It's one of the main characteristics of a male, like broad shoulders and the deeper voice.

It's itchy at first when you start out, but you've got to get the brush, balm/oil, etc. and develop a grooming regimen.

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codey
04/21/21 8:15:09 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon

If there's still itchiness in your beard past the second week you might have fleas.


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Gurifisu
04/21/21 8:19:34 AM
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codey posted...
Only dad bods? Nah, women are attracted to all types.
Doesn't say "only dad bods". Says "dad bods with a beard".I think the topic is specifically addressing dad bods vs dad bods w/ beards. Not so much dad bods vs other body types.

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Solution_45
04/21/21 8:26:10 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
What do you mean by dad bod? Because apparently there are several types.




Dudes 2 and 3 are just fat.
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Balrog0
04/21/21 8:29:17 AM
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Solution_45 posted...
Dudes 2 and 3 are just fat.

That's what dad bods are

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--Zero-
04/21/21 8:41:13 AM
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Gurifisu posted...
Doesn't say "only dad bods". Says "dad bods with a beard".I think the topic is specifically addressing dad bods vs dad bods w/ beards. Not so much dad bods vs other body types.

You get it.

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Tired-Insomniac
04/21/21 8:43:12 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon

Moisturize, brah

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ROOTFayth
04/21/21 8:51:43 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon
huh, no theyre not?
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RetsuZaiZen
04/21/21 9:11:47 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
That's what dad bods are
Then why not just call them "fat guys"?

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--Zero-
04/21/21 9:12:44 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Then why not just call them "fat guys"?

That would be wrong. You dont call girls fat anymore either for the same reasons.

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fuming
04/21/21 9:21:54 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
That's what dad bods are

No it isn't lol dad bods are like the first image but most guys with it just aren't nearly as built as him.
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MSCMC
04/21/21 9:24:16 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck
wut

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RetsuZaiZen
04/21/21 9:24:16 AM
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fuming posted...
No it isn't lol dad bods are like the first image but most guys with it just aren't nearly as built as him.
See I was pretty sure that's what a "dad bod" even was. Or at least what it originally was.

"Fairly built man, without clear definition"

Not

"man with flabby arms, giant gut, and large boobs"


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philsov
04/21/21 9:26:33 AM
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Dad bods aren't even preferred in the first place.
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SquirtleSkwad
04/21/21 9:27:27 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
That's what dad bods are
Not really. Those guys are very rotund. Dad bod is more like Randy Marsh.

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SquirtleSkwad
04/21/21 9:29:57 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Beards are itchy as fuck and i hope they go back out of fashion soon
I've had a beard for 8 years and it hasn't been itchy since the first two weeks of growing it. Comb it, condition it, and shampoo it every three days. Trim the sides as it grows longer. Oil it. Balm it. Take care of it.

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Balrog0
04/21/21 9:32:16 AM
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fuming posted...
No it isn't lol dad bods are like the first image but most guys with it just aren't nearly as built as him.

Lol wtf does that even mean? Dad bods are guys with 15% body fat? God this board is fucking stupid


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haloiscoolisbak
04/21/21 5:41:33 PM
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codey posted...
If there's still itchiness in your beard past the second week you might have fleas.

Oh I never grow it past the second week. It gets too itchy so i trim it

I'm permanently just in varying stages of stubble. Fuck a full beard

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Stalolin
04/21/21 5:48:52 PM
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Yeah beard oil is definitely the way to go.

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ROOTFayth
04/21/21 5:50:19 PM
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--Zero- posted...
That would be wrong. You dont call girls fat anymore either for the same reasons.
what? fat people are still fat buddy
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bobbaaay
04/21/21 5:52:33 PM
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Aeriis posted...
I have never heard of any of my girl friends wanting that...

Meet different people.
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Vermander
04/21/21 6:18:00 PM
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Not all women are into this, but its because a dad bod means laid back and probably fun at parties. Most dudes who are shredded are watching what they eat, and work out all the time to maintain their physique. Women are often intimidated or put off by this.

This is coming from someone who has been lifting for 4 years.
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mustachedmystic
04/21/21 8:36:48 PM
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Is dat first picture in post 5 Jason Mamoa?

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skermac
04/21/21 8:39:35 PM
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Beats me

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eggcorn
04/21/21 8:46:49 PM
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Solution_45 posted...
Dudes 2 and 3 are just fat.


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Damn_Underscore
04/21/21 8:58:11 PM
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