Current Events > What would your ideal 3-way relationship be?

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So like, this isn't just some sex fantasy. These 2 hypothetical people are in love with each other just as much as they are in love with you. No singular individual has too much influence over the relationship.

Also, I've only got 10 options, so you're gonna have to specify yourself if you'd prefer a transgender man/woman with a "nice feminine penis" or whatever.

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I don't think that I have the energy to do anything with an extra person but sex. Relationships are hard enough, adding a whole person...nah.

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Entirely understandable.

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I'm a guy & I'd prefer just to have a relationship with 1 woman. Threesomes are not something that particularly appeals to me, even just for sex, let alone having a poly relationship going on.

Me, my left hand, and my right hand.

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AOC and Brie Larson.

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Can we bump it up to 4? Id be down for me and my gf being in a relationship with my buddy and his gf.

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Sounds fucking awful.

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Be happy you could manage with just 1 female.
You'll prolly prematurely ejaculate before you could move on to the 2nd woman

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i feel like horny CE didn't read

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Like a serious relationship? Nah fam, I don't want that with even 1 person.

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viewmaster_pi posted...

i feel like horny CE didn't read

Believable, but I kan't blame people for thinking they kan pull it off. The odds of two people forming an easy, well balanced relationship and maintaining it are kinda low. 3 drops those odds dramatically, but still not impossible.

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Two women.

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I wouldn't mind be adopted by the teacher and her wife

Unless you meant romantic relationship then the two 'really close but they swear they aren't interested in one another sexually' teachers

nothanks1 posted...

I wouldn't mind be adopted by the teacher and her wife

Unless you meant romantic relationship then the two 'really close but they swear they aren't interested in one another sexually' teachers

Seriously relationship. Healthy sexuality is important, but far from a be all end all. The idea is to discourage people from thinking this is some anime/hentai scenario where 2 Mary-Sue supermodels are ready to die for your bland personality and unimpressive penis.

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The_Korey posted...

Seriously relationship. Healthy sexuality is important, but far from a be all end all. The idea is to discourage people from thinking this is some anime/hentai scenario where 2 Mary-Sue supermodels are ready to die for your bland personality and unimpressive penis.

In that case I definitely pick the two teachers who are definitely not into one another and touch each other more than I touch the bottle of vodka at work

Umm... I don't think we're on the same page here, but ya know what, you do you, school fetish guy.

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I mean they're apparently 'straight' and they claim it. They're just super touchy and affectionate with one another so by default I win

throuple? I honestly couldn't do it from a conflict resolution and negotiation standpoint. I'd identify one of them as a Primary and it'd become "my partner and my long term side piece" which isn't a healthy thing for all involved. The reciprocation somewhere would be lacking.

(Which, by my understanding, is how most throuples happen. There's a first-couple and then there's a third that both A and B are into, and C's into both A and B as well)
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This is the kinda poll results youd expect from middle schoolers. Jfc.

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I'm in a serious relationship with two women.

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Two beautiful women to bring out my all sides of my multifaceted personality.



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Shotgunnova posted...

Two beautiful women to bring out my all sides of my multifaceted personality.

This is the smart choice.

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kirbyakaZ posted...

I'm in a serious relationship with two women.

Story time 2: Electric Boogaloo Featuring @kirbyakaZ from the GameFaqs.Gamestop.com series.

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Oh god. Is this a desirable scenario for people? I would hate to have a dynamic like that. Imagine if you guys have one big three way argument

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The_Korey posted...

Story time 2: Electric Boogaloo Featuring @kirbyakaZ from the GameFaqs.Gamestop.com series.

My wife and I have been together 13 years. I made a friend online a few years ago and the three of us played around both online and in person for the last few years. She's moving in to live with us permanently near the end of the month.

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Well holy shit. I was expecting maybe someone involved in open relationships to post, but and actual throuple member? Man, I'd ask you to keep us posted (to either shoot down the dreamers or humble the naysayers) but CE purges daily and I don't feel like pulling that effort.

Instead, I wish the 3 of you good times and good luck.

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Shhhhh >_>

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I would spontaneously combust if this ever happened to me. Can't think of a worse scenario.

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The_Korey posted...

Well holy shit. I was expecting maybe someone involved in open relationships to post, but and actual throuple member? Man, I'd ask you to keep us posted (to either shoot down the dreamers or humble the naysayers) but CE purges daily and I don't feel like pulling that effort.

Instead, I wish the 3 of you good times and good luck.

Thanks! I appreciate it!


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NoxObscuras posted...

Imagine if you guys have one big three way argument

Or imagine B and C have a fight and you're just trying to be Switzerland and they're both trying to sway you to their side...
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Women, but thats simply because my wife and I are more attracted to women than men. Im polyamorous, and my wife came to me one time and asked if we could try it.

Ended up meeting a wonderful woman about an hour or so away, and we were in a relationship for around six months or so. It was a very slow moving relationship. We had explained the situation to her, that my wife was wanting to try it, but there was no guarantee that it would continue in the long run.

Thats what ended up happening in the end. She came out and told us that polyamory just wasnt for her, and that overall she was happier when it was monogamous. And clearly, a relationship needs all partners to be all in, so we all mutually agreed to end the relationship.

Were still best friends with her, and she comes down and stays for a day or so once every week or two, honestly isnt even that different. Just isnt physical any longer.

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