Poll of the Day > I don't believe in the death penalty

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Except for when it comes to people who pee on the seat. They can literally fuck off and die.

Throw people who snot-rocket or wipe shit on public restroom walls in that pool, too. Fuck those dirtbags. I can only imagine the wretch of a mother that would raise a POS who snots up walls.

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Far-Queue posted...

Throw people who snot-rocket or wipe shit on public restroom walls in that pool, too. Fuck those dirtbags. I can only imagine the wretch of a mother that would raise a POS who snots up walls.

Well those people are straight up insane people. Im talking more like otherwise normal people who are too lazy to pick the seat up to piss.

like they care so little about anybody else that they literally want them to sit in their piss.

sometimes at one of my jobs, guys will go into the bathroom and piss straight onto the floor. Ive had to mop piss off of the bathroom floor like 3 times in the last couple of months.

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If you pee on the seat at least have the courtesy to wipe it up, I hate that so much

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Muscles posted...

If you pee on the seat at least have the courtesy to wipe it up, I hate that so much

But why are you pissing without lifting the seat in the first place? I just dont get it

MICHALECOLE posted...

But why are you pissing without lifting the seat in the first place? I just dont get it

I dont want to touch a toilet seat, I can just pee through the hole

or better yet sit down and fart around on my phone, my wiener knows what to do

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People who stick chewed gum under tables and chairs should have their tongues cut off

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SaltyAndSweet posted...

I dont want to touch a toilet seat, I can just pee through the hole

or better yet sit down and fart around on my phone, my wiener knows what to do

Use a piece of toilet paper and lift the seat you piece of trash. You cant pee through the hole. You will drip piss on the seat. Somebody will sit on it.

We need a Thanos snap that just snuffs out assholes.

...wouldnt be too many people left though.


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And those that don't flush public toilets. You're supposed to wash your hands after anyways. Flush the toilet you disgusting bastards.

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MICHALECOLE posted...

Im talking more like otherwise normal people who are too lazy to pick the seat up to piss.

I am weird for sitting on something you call a "seat"?

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*pisses all over your computer chair*

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

I am weird for sitting on something you call a "seat"?

What? No. Sitting is acceptable at any time. Thats why I hate it so much when there is piss on the seat when I want to sit

Ogurisama posted...

*pisses all over your computer chair*

I havent been on gamefaqs on a computer in fuckin like 7 years

Ah, but do you believe in the death incentive?

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MICHALECOLE posted...

Use a piece of toilet paper and lift the seat you piece of trash. You cant pee through the hole. You will drip piss on the seat. Somebody will sit on it.

I can absolutely pee through the hole

my stream is so channeled it can slice sheet metal

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you think it doesn't exist?
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Firewood18 posted...

We need a Thanos snap that just snuffs out assholes.

where would the shit go?
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guys you need to start sitting down to pee. oh my god. i can't with men.

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Kanatteru posted...

guys you need to start sitting down to pee. oh my god. i can't with men.

Don't even. The women at my work talk about how the women's restroom is a living nightmare.

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Kanatteru posted...

guys you need to start sitting down to pee. oh my god. i can't with men.

Women flush less than men.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Women flush less than men.

[citation needed]

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