Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend's mom is hitting on you something fierce.

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UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 6:40:21 PM #1:	You're at your girlfriend's place and were going to have dinner with her and her mom. When suddenly your girlfriend gets an emergency call and has to shoot off to work to fix a problem. You're left alone with her mom and a delicious meal. You can tell she's gotten all dressed up. She also keeps smiling and laughing at your bad jokes and dull anecdotes. Her husband (Your girlfriend's dad) died years ago in a bus crash so you assume she's probably lonely and appreciates the company. "Hey rabbit. You know in my experience when she gets a call like this, she's gone all night. And I have a lot of experience." She says with smirk Suddenly sure enough you get text from you girlfriend saying the problem is bigger than she thought and she might be gone all night. "See like I said, I have a lot of experience. How about I show you some more of the `experience` I have. Trust me, I can keep a secret." her mom says coyly while playing with her hair and staring at you like you were a delicious dessert. inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954438209] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>You're at your girlfriend's place and were going to have dinner with her and her mom. When suddenly your girlfriend gets an emergency call and has to shoot off to work to fix a problem. You're left alone with her mom and a delicious meal. You can tell she's gotten all dressed up. She also keeps smiling and laughing at your bad jokes and dull anecdotes. Her husband (Your girlfriend's dad) died years ago in a bus crash so you assume she's probably lonely and appreciates the company. "Hey rabbit. You know in my experience when she gets a call like this, she's gone all night. And I have a lot of experience." She says with smirk Suddenly sure enough you get text from you girlfriend saying the problem is bigger than she thought and she might be gone all night. "See like I said, I have a lot of experience. How about I show you some more of the experience I have. Trust me, I can keep a secret." her mom says coyly while playing with her hair and staring at you like you were a delicious dessert. inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 05/29/21 6:42:04 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined. what if i'm bi and i want to get hit on by my girlfriend's dad? way to not be inclusive bro nah but for real though, if i'm not serious about the gf i would obviously smash but i don't date girls if i'm not serious about them so if i'm meeting her mom it's already off the table <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:954438257] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined.</quote>what if i'm bi and i want to get hit on by my girlfriend's dad? way to not be inclusive bro nah but for real though, if i'm not serious about the gf i would obviously smash but i don't date girls if i'm not serious about them so if i'm meeting her mom it's already off the table </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 6:50:28 PM #3:	LinkDaLunatic posted... what if i'm bi and i want to get hit on by my girlfriend's dad? w then you're that way inclined --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954438487] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>LinkDaLunatic posted... </cite> <quote>what if i'm bi and i want to get hit on by my girlfriend's dad? w</quote>then you're that way inclined </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/29/21 6:51:34 PM #4:	What is the girlfriend actually doing? Is she really at work or is she getting dicked down by Chad? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954438525] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>What is the girlfriend actually doing? Is she really at work or is she getting dicked down by Chad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 05/29/21 6:55:38 PM #5:	This is a fucking trick/test. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:954438670] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>This is a fucking trick/test. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/29/21 7:04:48 PM #6:	Turbam posted... What is the girlfriend actually doing? Is she really at work or is she getting dicked down by Chad? She's really at work. Whether you believed her or not and thought she was cheating, I can't tell you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954438880] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>What is the girlfriend actually doing? Is she really at work or is she getting dicked down by Chad?</quote>She's really at work. Whether you believed her or not and thought she was cheating, I can't tell you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 05/29/21 7:31:39 PM #7:	How did we get back to earth? --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:954439605] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>How did we get back to earth? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 05/29/21 7:32:46 PM #8:	Hows her mommy milkers? --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:954439637] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Hows her mommy milkers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BoyOfBattle 05/29/21 7:33:30 PM #9:	i fuck her too. just alpha things. --- WHITE HOT HEAT FAN SINCE 2020. Jimmy "The Master" Butler. Duncan "The Admiral" Robinson. Tyler "The" Herro. we already won. <cite>BoyOfBattle posted [p:954439661] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>i fuck her too. just alpha things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 05/29/21 7:37:05 PM #10:	i aint a cheater <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:954439765] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>i aint a cheater </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 05/29/21 7:38:08 PM #11:	Dear god no. Her mom is fucking old. I am not getting with a 50 year old chick no matter how experienced she is. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:954439805] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Dear god no. Her mom is fucking old. I am not getting with a 50 year old chick no matter how experienced she is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 05/29/21 7:48:02 PM #12:	Hot kougar milf is hot, but if I'm in a kommited relationship, I'mma honor it. But this chick better be worth it. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:954440115] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Hot kougar milf is hot, but if I'm in a kommited relationship, I'mma honor it. But this chick better be worth it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RTruthLILJimmy 05/29/21 7:51:23 PM #13:	Depends, is she trans or cis? <cite>RTruthLILJimmy posted [p:954440207] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Depends, is she trans or cis? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 05/29/21 7:53:31 PM #14:	if she looks young and fit, i might not resist --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954440254] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>if she looks young and fit, i might not resist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/29/21 7:54:10 PM #15:	Eww no --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954440273] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Eww no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/30/21 4:31:00 AM #16:	RTruthLILJimmy posted... Depends, is she trans or cis? She's a mother --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954451820] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>RTruthLILJimmy posted... </cite> <quote>Depends, is she trans or cis?</quote>She's a mother </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/30/21 4:33:03 AM #17:	I stab her with a dinner fork and say, "Get forked you hag!" --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:954451837] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>I stab her with a dinner fork and say, "Get forked you hag!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE 05/30/21 5:15:47 AM #18:	been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad. --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! <cite>RickyTheBAWSE posted [p:954452247] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 05/30/21 5:56:10 AM #19:	Stagmar posted... How did we get back to earth? it was one of the random planets the ship stopped at --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:954452588] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted... </cite> <quote>How did we get back to earth?</quote>it was one of the random planets the ship stopped at </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 05/30/21 5:58:20 AM #20:	If the mom is a bangin milf then yeah I go for it I'm all in. --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:954452613] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>If the mom is a bangin milf then yeah I go for it I'm all in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/30/21 5:58:41 AM #21:	Bloodmoon77 posted... If the mom is a bangin milf then yeah I go for it I'm all in. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954452619] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Bloodmoon77 posted... </cite> <quote>If the mom is a bangin milf then yeah I go for it I'm all in.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 05/30/21 6:18:45 AM #22:	Is her mom the chick in the picture? Because she ugly. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:954452831] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Is her mom the chick in the picture? Because she ugly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/30/21 6:53:13 AM #23:	Slayer_22 posted... Is her mom the chick in the picture? Because she ugly. aww don't be mean --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954453169] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite> <quote>Is her mom the chick in the picture? Because she ugly.</quote>aww don't be mean </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 05/30/21 6:55:21 AM #24:	Get ready for the inevitable breakup because thats honestly a no-win situation >___> --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:954453199] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Get ready for the inevitable breakup because thats honestly a no-win situation >___> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 05/30/21 7:15:37 AM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... aww don't be mean I was born mean. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:954453441] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> aww don't be mean </quote> I was born mean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/30/21 7:21:15 AM #26:	Slayer_22 posted... I was born mean. No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954453500] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted... </cite> <quote>I was born mean.</quote>No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 05/30/21 7:24:12 AM #27:	I fuck her HARD if you know what Im shaying, particularly if shes as beautiful as the woman pictured in da OP --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:954453528] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>I fuck her HARD if you know what Im shaying, particularly if shes as beautiful as the woman pictured in da OP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/30/21 7:26:12 AM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954453553] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was</quote>idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/30/21 7:26:46 AM #29:	I run the fuck out --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. Why yes, I do get a kick out of being a smug smartass. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:954453556] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>I run the fuck out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 05/30/21 7:53:02 AM #30:	BloodMoon7 posted... idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole. Exactly! Born mean. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:954453894] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted...</cite> <quote> idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole. </quote> Exactly! Born mean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RTruthLILJimmy 05/30/21 8:30:32 AM #31:	UnfairRepresent posted... She's a mother Both can be mothers. <cite>RTruthLILJimmy posted [p:954454421] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>She's a mother</quote> Both can be mothers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROOTFayth 05/30/21 8:37:41 AM #32:	the people saying they'd bang her are all probably single, and for a good reason <cite>ROOTFayth posted [p:954454539] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>the people saying they'd bang her are all probably single, and for a good reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/30/21 9:11:18 AM #33:	RickyTheBAWSE posted... been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad. Happened, this did --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. Why yes, I do get a kick out of being a smug smartass. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:954455066] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>RickyTheBAWSE posted...</cite> <quote>been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad.</quote> Happened, this did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 05/30/21 9:19:54 AM #34:	is the girlfriend named stacy? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:954455238] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>is the girlfriend named stacy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/30/21 9:26:50 AM #35:	awesome999 posted... Happened, this did I believe him --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954455380] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>awesome999 posted... </cite> <quote>Happened, this did</quote>I believe him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RickyTheBAWSE 05/30/21 3:10:08 PM #36:	awesome999 posted... RickyTheBAWSE posted... been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad. Happened, this did nothing happened, point was. you thinking somebody needs to embellish on trashy, trailer park activity on CE might be your sign to take a break from it. that story doesn't even make me look good, lmao. --- Never let those intent on misunderstanding you be the narrator to YOUR story! Context? Context!? CONTEXT!!! <cite>RickyTheBAWSE posted [p:954464250] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>RickyTheBAWSE posted...</cite> <quote> been in a similar situation and I opted out, lol. wasn't a test either. basically this chick was only 15 years younger than her mom and they had a toxic relationship. sometimes her mom wanted to be her best friend and other times she'd be trying to compete with her. she slept with a couple of her boyfriends before, so it's not like I was some special case. her mom was just trying to hurt her again, smh. sometimes I wonder what happened to them, lmao. sloppy drunks, and not in an attractive way. real sad.</quote> Happened, this did</quote> nothing happened, point was. you thinking somebody needs to embellish on trashy, trailer park activity on CE might be your sign to take a break from it. that story doesn't even make me look good, lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 05/30/21 3:13:20 PM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was LOL --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:954464358] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>No you weren't You were born crying and shitting yourself and then did fuck all for 2/3 years before you even could comprehend what mean was</quote> LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/31/21 2:38:08 AM #38:	ROOTFayth posted... the people saying they'd bang her are all probably single, and for a good reason ouch --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954482254] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>ROOTFayth posted... </cite> <quote>the people saying they'd bang her are all probably single, and for a good reason</quote>ouch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/01/21 8:08:29 PM #39:	BloodMoon7 posted... idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole. Fair point I guess --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954540667] in Hypothetic... [t:79485280]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>idk someone who cries and shits and then does fuck all for 2/3 years sounds like an asshole.</quote>Fair point I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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