Current Events > The MILF neighbor keeps texting my bf and wants to bring him dinner now!!!

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TeaMilk 06/07/21 12:52:51 AM #1:	we accidentally ordered a package to her place last week, and she was really nice and drove here to drop it off. There was another package scheduled to her address a few days later, so cornman walked over to get it and brought her a piece of cake as thank you anyway she just texted him to see if she wanted to try her 'traditional middle eastern dinner' she made extras of wtf.... should i be worried? also what do we cook her in return lol i cant make anything very fancy --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954727463] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>we accidentally ordered a package to her place last week, and she was really nice and drove here to drop it off. There was another package scheduled to her address a few days later, so cornman walked over to get it and brought her a piece of cake as thank you anyway she just texted him to see if she wanted to try her 'traditional middle eastern dinner' she made extras of wtf.... should i be worried? also what do we cook her in return lol i cant make anything very fancy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 06/07/21 12:55:11 AM #2:	A middle eastern MILF too, you are screwed they are the highest tier MIlF imo --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:954727527] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>A middle eastern MILF too, you are screwed they are the highest tier MIlF imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zero_Destroyer 06/07/21 12:59:38 AM #4:	send her my way --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:954727624] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>send her my way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 1:15:17 AM #5:	Returning_CEmen posted... A middle eastern MILF too, you are screwed they are the highest tier MIlF imo I haven't seen her yet but apparently she's rich too (has a nice house) [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Uh oh... how can I compete Zero_Destroyer posted... send her my way U live close? --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954727930] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>A middle eastern MILF too, you are screwed they are the highest tier MIlF imo</quote>I haven't seen her yet but apparently she's rich too (has a nice house) <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Uh oh... how can I compete Zero_Destroyer posted... </cite> <quote>send her my way</quote>U live close? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/07/21 1:20:35 AM #6:	If you hear her say "Ara Ara......" then it's all over <cite>Zikten posted [p:954728027] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>If you hear her say "Ara Ara......" then it's all over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/07/21 1:21:31 AM #7:	Know what you should do? Her. Do her so hard she forgets about your boyfriend. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:954728043] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Know what you should do? Her. Do her so hard she forgets about your boyfriend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 06/07/21 1:24:12 AM #8:	Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place? --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:954728097] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 06/07/21 1:24:37 AM #9:	gunplagirl posted... Know what you should do? Her. Do her so hard she forgets about your boyfriend. That's a fuckin alpha chad move right there, do it, Tea --- Punk ass rat boy <cite>Schwarz posted [p:954728101] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Know what you should do? Her. Do her so hard she forgets about your boyfriend.</quote>That's a fuckin alpha chad move right there, do it, Tea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/07/21 1:29:01 AM #10:	ApherosyLove posted... Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place? I think tea is far enough out from Portland it's the boonies and therefore like a block+ between houses at times. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:954728182] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite> <quote>Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place?</quote>I think tea is far enough out from Portland it's the boonies and therefore like a block+ between houses at times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/07/21 1:30:01 AM #11:	the battle has already been lost, the war is over --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954728206] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>the battle has already been lost, the war is over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadlyNinjaBees 06/07/21 1:30:56 AM #12:	Spanish MILFs are the risky ones. They're the David Bowie of middle aged women. --- Soi Disantra. <cite>DeadlyNinjaBees posted [p:954728229] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Spanish MILFs are the risky ones. They're the David Bowie of middle aged women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 06/07/21 1:34:09 AM #13:	why not just have a three-way --- NFLB 2021 Summersim mk.2 Roster (0-0): https://imgur.com/D09Ojlx https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:954728272] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>why not just have a three-way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingKudaKane 06/07/21 1:37:28 AM #14:	How the hell do you accidentally send your shit to someone else's house who lives so far away they have to drive to bring it to you? Did you forget your own address or what? --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>KingKudaKane posted [p:954728331] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>How the hell do you accidentally send your shit to someone else's house who lives so far away they have to drive to bring it to you? Did you forget your own address or what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 1:38:53 AM #15:	WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME OVER IN 20 MINUTES ill respond to posts in a bit --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954728358] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME OVER IN 20 MINUTES ill respond to posts in a bit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/07/21 1:39:45 AM #16:	TeaMilk posted... WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME OVER IN 20 MINUTES ill respond to posts in a bit https://i.imgur.com/X1c3l4w.gifv --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:954728370] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME OVER IN 20 MINUTES ill respond to posts in a bit</quote>https://i.imgur.com/X1c3l4w.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 06/07/21 1:42:07 AM #17:	DrizztLink posted... https://i.imgur.com/X1c3l4w.gifv https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:954728410] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/X1c3l4w.gifv</quote> https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/07/21 1:43:33 AM #18:	jumi posted... https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc http://i.imgur.com/VzqyngF.gif --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:954728434] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc</quote>http://i.imgur.com/VzqyngF.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 06/07/21 1:44:02 AM #19:	TeaMilk posted... WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME oh she will --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:954728444] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>WTF OH GOD SHE WANTS TO COME</quote> oh she will </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 1:47:15 AM #20:	ApherosyLove posted... Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place? its like half a mile away, so kind of a lot to walk for her just to return a package PatrickMahomes posted... why not just have a three-way i mean maybe... she doesnt know i exist yet KingKudaKane posted... How the hell do you accidentally send your shit to someone else's house who lives so far away they have to drive to bring it to you? Did you forget your own address or what? a typo i guess, we have the same address but she's xx0th street, and we're xx5th street --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954728494] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite> <quote>Neighbour... But she had to drive to your place?</quote>its like half a mile away, so kind of a lot to walk for her just to return a package PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>why not just have a three-way</quote>i mean maybe... she doesnt know i exist yet KingKudaKane posted... </cite> <quote>How the hell do you accidentally send your shit to someone else's house who lives so far away they have to drive to bring it to you? Did you forget your own address or what?</quote>a typo i guess, we have the same address but she's xx0th street, and we're xx5th street </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 1:47:35 AM #21:	she's here im hiding in my office --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954728502] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>she's here im hiding in my office </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/07/21 1:48:12 AM #22:	TeaMilk posted... she's here im hiding in my office you should be hiding in that orifice --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:954728511] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>she's here im hiding in my office</quote>you should be hiding in that orifice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/07/21 1:50:06 AM #23:	If cornman plays his cards right.. damn... --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954728537] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>If cornman plays his cards right.. damn... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 06/07/21 1:51:35 AM #24:	TeaMilk posted... we accidentally ordered a package to her place last week, and she was really nice and drove here to drop it off. There was another package scheduled to her address a few days later, so cornman walked over to get it and brought her a piece of cake as thank you anyway she just texted him to see if she wanted to try her 'traditional middle eastern dinner' she made extras of wtf.... should i be worried? also what do we cook her in return lol i cant make anything very fancy you should come as well. Have him invite you --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:954728561] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>we accidentally ordered a package to her place last week, and she was really nice and drove here to drop it off. There was another package scheduled to her address a few days later, so cornman walked over to get it and brought her a piece of cake as thank you anyway she just texted him to see if she wanted to try her 'traditional middle eastern dinner' she made extras of wtf.... should i be worried? also what do we cook her in return lol i cant make anything very fancy</quote>you should come as well. Have him invite you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 1:52:30 AM #25:	Arcanine2009 posted... you should come as well. Have him invite you Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954728579] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>you should come as well. Have him invite you</quote>Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/07/21 1:53:22 AM #26:	cornman forearms very large, very hairy --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954728591] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>cornman forearms very large, very hairy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/07/21 1:53:42 AM #27:	DrizztLink posted... you should be hiding in that orifice I'm fucking funny, damn it --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:954728598] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>you should be hiding in that orifice</quote>I'm fucking funny, damn it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/07/21 1:55:02 AM #28:	DrizztLink posted... I'm fucking funny, damn it I thought it was VERY FUNNY honest --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:954728622] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I'm fucking funny, damn it</quote>I thought it was VERY FUNNY honest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 06/07/21 1:58:36 AM #30:	TeaMilk posted... Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh is she attractive? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:954728694] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh</quote>is she attractive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/07/21 2:03:37 AM #31:	This is why you don't touch a mans chicken tendies when they're on his plate. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:954728779] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>This is why you don't touch a mans chicken tendies when they're on his plate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/07/21 2:11:13 AM #32:	TeaMilk posted... Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh Welp It is over <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:954728920] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>Oh no she came to drop it off Wow smells fresh</quote> Welp It is over </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/07/21 2:12:31 AM #33:	JTilly posted... cornman forearms very large, very hairy need corn leg --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:954728940] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>cornman forearms very large, very hairy</quote>need corn leg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 2:24:01 AM #34:	Arcanine2009 posted... is she attractive? he says yea, i haven't seen her yet though Strider102 posted... This is why you don't touch a mans chicken tendies when they're on his plate. FUCK!!!!!!! SSJ2GrimReaper posted... need corn leg wont fit in the frame --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954729123] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>is she attractive?</quote>he says yea, i haven't seen her yet though Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>This is why you don't touch a mans chicken tendies when they're on his plate.</quote>FUCK!!!!!!! SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>need corn leg</quote>wont fit in the frame </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/07/21 2:40:04 AM #35:	TeaMilk posted... wont fit in the frame bullcrap I wanna see that COB --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:954729324] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>wont fit in the frame</quote>bullcrap I wanna see that COB </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 2:42:13 AM #36:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... bullcrap I wanna see that COB --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954729354] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>bullcrap I wanna see that COB</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 06/07/21 2:42:53 AM #37:	Where's she from? That food looks suspiciously Pakistani --- currently watching: 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ Kaguya-sama: Love is War (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:954729364] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Where's she from? That food looks suspiciously Pakistani</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 2:47:26 AM #38:	teep_ posted... Where's she from? That food looks suspiciously Pakistani Not sure but one website says the dish (jereesh) is Saudi Arabian --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954729412] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>Where's she from? That food looks suspiciously Pakistani</quote>Not sure but one website says the dish (jereesh) is Saudi Arabian </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 06/07/21 3:00:15 AM #39:	Gotcha The dish to the right (that looks somewhat like Salsa) is something my dad makes a lot. We call it chutney --- currently watching: 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ Kaguya-sama: Love is War (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:954729606] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>Gotcha The dish to the right (that looks somewhat like Salsa) is something my dad makes a lot. We call it chutney</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 12:31:20 PM #40:	So what should we make her to give in return? >_> we were thinking about making tamales with cornmans mom sometime. She told him she eats pork even though she's Muslim!! --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954739855] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>So what should we make her to give in return? >_> we were thinking about making tamales with cornmans mom sometime. She told him she eats pork even though she's Muslim!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 06/07/21 12:34:30 PM #41:	TeaMilk posted... She told him she eats pork even though she's Muslim!! A lot of us do. Alcohol may be suitable gift as well, depending --- currently watching: 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ Kaguya-sama: Love is War (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:954739956] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>She told him she eats pork even though she's Muslim!! </quote> A lot of us do. Alcohol may be suitable gift as well, depending</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/07/21 12:40:08 PM #42:	You give her a nice bowl of haggis <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954740121] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>You give her a nice bowl of haggis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/07/21 12:49:13 PM #43:	teep_ posted... A lot of us do. Alcohol may be suitable gift as well, depending Oh I didn't know how common it was. My brother didn't used to, but he started eating pork in the last couple years nothanks1 posted... You give her a nice bowl of haggis Recipy? --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:954740433] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>A lot of us do. Alcohol may be suitable gift as well, depending</quote>Oh I didn't know how common it was. My brother didn't used to, but he started eating pork in the last couple years nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>You give her a nice bowl of haggis</quote>Recipy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Autocraticus 06/07/21 1:22:55 PM #44:	I had a four year fling with an Iraqi Muslim and dated a Lebanese woman. I'm gonna tell you right now: Middle Eastern women are a ton of fun. <cite>Autocraticus posted [p:954741669] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>I had a four year fling with an Iraqi Muslim and dated a Lebanese woman. I'm gonna tell you right now: Middle Eastern women are a ton of fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/07/21 1:23:30 PM #45:	TeaMilk posted... Recipy? sheep innards <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954741686] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Recipy?</quote> sheep innards</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/08/21 3:15:10 PM #46:	nothanks1 posted... sheep innards Ew --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:954781458] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>sheep innards</quote>Ew </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/08/21 3:16:07 PM #47:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Ew Hey, we're trying to get her to not like you If she's not Scottish enough to handle haggis then I don't want her near my man. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954781498] in The MILF n... [t:79499373]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote> Ew </quote> Hey, we're trying to get her to not like you If she's not Scottish enough to handle haggis then I don't want her near my man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > The MILF neighbor keeps texting my bf and wants to bring him dinner now!!! (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > The MILF neighbor keeps texting my bf and wants to bring him dinner now!!!