Current Events > Just found a black widow spider on my back porch. <_>

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spanky1
06/25/21 6:32:36 PM
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Freaky. Has the little red spot and everything.

What do I do CE
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BloodMoney
06/25/21 6:33:16 PM
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Eliza-Schuyler
06/25/21 6:33:16 PM
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burn down the house and never look back.

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Mist_Turnips
06/25/21 6:33:24 PM
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Try not to set it on fire.
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unnamedsoldier
06/25/21 6:36:10 PM
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Kill it. Those are dangerous
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spanky1
06/25/21 6:38:15 PM
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Will ant and roach spray kill it? Thats all I have and I dont want to engage in physical combat with the spider.
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Notti
06/25/21 6:45:21 PM
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spanky1 posted...
Thats all I have and I dont want to engage in physical combat with the spider.


You about to have a bad time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJMeSECMzQ
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spanky1
06/25/21 8:32:11 PM
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spanky1
06/26/21 3:27:33 PM
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Update: this morning I went and checked on her and she was gone. Spiderweb was still there. Thats...probably not good.

I went and bought some bug spray that specifically says it kills spuders, and I'm just gonna spray it all over my back porch. Also gonna gear up with pants, gloves, long sleeve shirt and mask in this hot houston weather and remove some unnecessary clutter on the porch that basically looks like a black widow night club.

So basically just imagine like the end of Aliens and thats spankys weekend.
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Smackems
06/26/21 3:28:38 PM
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Fuckin spuders

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jumi
06/26/21 4:59:06 PM
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Just relocate them to a tree or something. They're not that bad.

@dolomedes

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Prismsblade
06/26/21 5:00:18 PM
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Reminds of a spider me and my sister used to feed on our porch when we were little. It....was fascinating to say the least.

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gamestunner
06/26/21 5:10:39 PM
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You know, they say don't kill spiders because they help rid of other pesky bugs.

Well ass hole, that's the only motherfuckin bug I see, that bitch dead!
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unnamedsoldier
06/26/21 6:06:11 PM
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gamestunner posted...
You know, they say don't kill spiders because they help rid of other pesky bugs.

Well ass hole, that's the only motherfuckin bug I see, that bitch dead!

Widow spiders are fair game.
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spanky1
06/26/21 7:47:48 PM
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Yeah all you guys saying to spare the spider, sure, I'll do that for most common spiders you see. But black widows? Fuck that. They can literally kill you, and the thing was right next to the door to my laundry room.

Never did find her but I sprayed around, broomed the web, and cleaned up the junk sitting around that acted as spider meetup spots.
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--Zero-
06/26/21 7:49:38 PM
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TC, educate yourself on black widows. They're not wasps.

Relocate it outside.

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spanky1
06/26/21 7:51:49 PM
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--Zero- posted...
TC, educate yourself on black widows. They're not wasps.

Relocate it outside.

They're not aggressive but they will still bite you if you walk into them and make them mad. This one is literally hanging around a path I use often, thats a risk.
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Duncanwii
06/26/21 7:59:22 PM
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metallica846 posted...
Imagine being a giant and still scared of the little spider.

Giants can still be poisoned and a Black Widow poisoning is not something you ever want to experience.
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skermac
06/26/21 8:00:08 PM
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Dont go anywhere near it

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Unsugarized_Foo
06/26/21 8:02:29 PM
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I've killed two by accident by picking up shit outside. Squishy things

Get on my level

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NoxObscuras
06/26/21 8:04:58 PM
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Not enough fire/10




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jumi
06/27/21 6:16:20 PM
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dolomedes posted...
black widows are great and harmless animals. i've kept multiple species as pets, and they are ubiquitous in some areas (they keep to undisturbed locations, out of the way of people).

https://youtu.be/MrGn9hQjrY8

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IfGodCouldDie
06/27/21 6:20:38 PM
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gamestunner posted...
You know, they say don't kill spiders because they help rid of other pesky bugs.

Well ass hole, that's the only motherfuckin bug I see, that bitch dead!
If they are the only bug you see that means they are doing their fucking job.

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gamestunner
06/28/21 3:17:29 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
If they are the only bug you see that means they are doing their fucking job.

Bitch dead, still no bugs.
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LordFarquad1312
06/28/21 3:19:48 PM
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Unless you have pets or small children I'd leave it alone.

Most spiders are bros.

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EnterTheTekken
06/28/21 3:21:04 PM
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Disney taking this movie promotion to a whole new level.

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jpenny2
06/28/21 3:22:01 PM
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TC hasn't posted in the topic in a couple days, so the spider probably got him.

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Hop103
06/28/21 3:22:45 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Unless you have pets or small children I'd leave it alone.

Most spiders are bros.


Black widow venom can kill full grown adults, especially the Australian variety (redback spider).
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