Poll of the Day > I need 500 egg puns, go!

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Lokarin
07/06/21 5:28:44 PM
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@Clench281

And they can't all just be cracked

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Mead
07/06/21 5:31:34 PM
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Take that you egg fucker

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Clench281
07/06/21 5:33:53 PM
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You gotta be yolking

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Greenfox111
07/06/21 5:39:21 PM
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These egg puns all better be eggscelent

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Mead
07/06/21 5:45:16 PM
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Sarcasthma
07/06/21 6:08:19 PM
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Yo what if instead of fighting orcs Legolas just sat around eating eggs all day and also his name was Eggolas.

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Monopoman
07/06/21 6:11:29 PM
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Just 500?

Easy
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Sarcasthma
07/06/21 6:12:24 PM
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Monopoman posted...
Just 500?

Easy
*over easy

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Mead
07/06/21 6:17:32 PM
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I got 5 Hundregg problems but a bitch aint eggs

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adjl
07/06/21 7:01:54 PM
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You know somebody's going to have poached all the good ones long before the topic's over, don't you?

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MeteoricBurst
07/06/21 7:09:23 PM
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If you're really eggspecting to get 500 puns your brain must be fried.

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sabin017
07/06/21 7:17:26 PM
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I'm taking these puns really hardboiled.

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Clench281
07/06/21 7:38:53 PM
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There's too many bad jokes in here. Lecethin the topic out.

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adjl
07/06/21 8:03:06 PM
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I feel like I should apologize for some of the egg puns I've made. I've really benedict about them.

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JOExHIGASHI
07/06/21 8:21:36 PM
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I can come up with a dozen easy

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Mead
07/06/21 8:34:46 PM
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I aint apologizing for McMuffin.

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CornishGhost
07/06/21 8:45:23 PM
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500? eggs-cuse me?

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wolfy42
07/06/21 8:55:55 PM
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I don't think I can contribute much, but I'll egg you all one at least.

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MrMelodramatic
07/06/21 9:14:44 PM
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Egg-o my Lego

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wolfy42
07/06/21 9:37:11 PM
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Why did the egg get carried across the road?

Because it was trying to get over easy.

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Mead
07/06/21 9:43:53 PM
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Im not allowed to eat breakfast with any Klingons, its against Starfleet Eggulations

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Metalsonic66
07/06/21 9:46:50 PM
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Not just an Omelet, but an Om nom nomelet

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Kimbos_Egg
07/06/21 9:51:11 PM
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i find this topic offensive

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