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Johnbobb
07/08/21 11:19:50 PM
#154:


MZero posted...
Carefully remove the section of rock containing a chicken carving and make a sandwich out of it


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masterplum
07/08/21 11:24:57 PM
#155:


You do that.

Nothing happens

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masterplum
07/08/21 11:35:43 PM
#156:


You also realize there is actually gameplay here and you feel disappointed possibly

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Johnbobb
07/08/21 11:37:49 PM
#157:


Take a slim metal rod and attempt to carve another chicken into the wall

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mnkboy907
07/09/21 12:38:13 AM
#158:


Ask the weird voice narrating your actions what he would do.

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MZero
07/09/21 12:40:03 AM
#159:


Butter the floor

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hombad46
07/09/21 1:42:17 AM
#160:


Johnbobb posted...
Take a slim metal rod and attempt to carve another chicken into the wall


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masterplum
07/09/21 7:18:30 AM
#161:


That was also unsuccessful. As you pick up the rods you notice the rods have holes in them

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LiquidOshawott
07/09/21 7:40:37 AM
#162:


Put them along matching chicken carvings

lets just move this on

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MZero
07/09/21 9:29:00 AM
#163:


Attempt to play Zelda's Lullaby on the slim rod as if it were a flute

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Yankees
07/09/21 9:32:49 AM
#164:


MZero posted...
Attempt to play Zelda's Lullaby on the slim rod as if it were a flute


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masterplum
07/09/21 9:43:54 AM
#165:


Princess Zelda appears in a vision. She tells you this was intended to be a puzzle room but you seem to be struggle bussing but she will tell you the answer if you really are a complete moron

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Xeybozn
07/09/21 9:59:18 AM
#166:


Seduce Princess Zelda
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_stingers_
07/09/21 10:02:51 AM
#167:


Complete the puzzle

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MZero
07/09/21 10:09:33 AM
#168:


Xeybozn posted...
Seduce Princess Zelda


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masterplum
07/09/21 11:15:03 AM
#169:




Princess Zelda is flattered by you and is mildly intrigued. Well obviously this isn't going to work as I am just a premonition. You would have to find me in for that to work.... But I would give you a chance if you showed up

With that the vision ends

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LiquidOshawott
07/09/21 11:16:55 AM
#170:


Get Princess Zelda to tell you the answer and then to tell you where to find her

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masterplum
07/09/21 11:30:46 AM
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Xeybozn
07/09/21 11:52:15 AM
#172:


Summon Juan Bond Jovi and have him solve the puzzle.
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LiquidOshawott
07/09/21 12:24:52 PM
#173:


Xeybozn posted...
Summon Juan Bond Jovi and have him solve the puzzle.


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masterplum
07/09/21 1:11:13 PM
#174:


Juan shows up and points out that you used the rods to make a fence and put the stone chickens inside of it and you would have realized this if you looked around the room.

You both agree that doesn't really work in this format and move on.

In the next room You see a tiled floor with chickens in different positions on each tile

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mnkboy907
07/09/21 1:16:39 PM
#175:


Put the metal rods around the tiled chickens like cages.

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Xeybozn
07/09/21 1:36:05 PM
#176:


Post a topic on Board 8 asking if anyone gets this puzzle.
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hombad46
07/09/21 1:48:41 PM
#177:


Play chess using the chickens as pieces

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mnkboy907
07/09/21 2:12:37 PM
#178:


Sidenote but if you're trying to set up puzzles for us to solve, I feel like you need to write more about them. If you're expecting us to say "look around for clues" when it's become clear we're probably not gonna do that, maybe you should just skip that step and give us the clues from the beginning or something.

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masterplum
07/09/21 2:15:07 PM
#179:


This wasnt really intended as a puzzle room.... But ok we might just move past this

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masterplum
07/09/21 5:23:54 PM
#180:


You enter into the chamber of the supreme mech chicken. He asks you if you have anything to say before your demise

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FFDragon
07/09/21 5:28:14 PM
#181:


Summon Hootie and the Blowfish and sing him the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch song.

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Xeybozn
07/09/21 5:45:11 PM
#182:


Tell him you're here to give him the Chicken of the Year award and give him that trophy you got from the king.
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Johnbobb
07/09/21 6:17:08 PM
#183:


Use the metal rods to make a fence around him

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Drakeryn
07/09/21 6:32:43 PM
#184:


Xeybozn posted...
Tell him you're here to give him the Chicken of the Year award and give him that trophy you got from the king.

this first. then while he's distracted,

Johnbobb posted...
Use the metal rods to make a fence around him

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LiquidOshawott
07/09/21 8:01:07 PM
#185:


Drakeryn posted...
this first. then while he's distracted,

If this counts as a vote, then this

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masterplum
07/09/21 8:42:02 PM
#186:


Mobile. Roll=11

You congratulate the chicken for winning chicken of the year award and present him his trophy. He takes it incredulously. While you are attempting to trap him he breaks free and attacks you.

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Johnbobb
07/09/21 8:43:36 PM
#187:


Insert a metal rod into yourself and laser fart it at him


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XIII_rocks
07/09/21 8:45:19 PM
#188:


Grab one of the metal rods and use it to defend yourself

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Forceful_Dragon
07/09/21 8:45:50 PM
#189:


Summon Bigger Fish

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XIII_rocks
07/09/21 8:46:11 PM
#190:


Johnbobb posted...
Insert a metal rod into yourself and laser fart it at him

I stand by mine, but use the rod to defend yourself in this specific way

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masterplum
07/09/21 9:54:34 PM
#192:


16

You smash a rod straight through his mech. Bleeding he crawls out

End me you fool

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mnkboy907
07/09/21 11:09:18 PM
#193:


Realize violence is not the way and offer the chicken your friendship instead.

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LiquidOshawott
07/09/21 11:27:42 PM
#194:


Make him into a chicken sandwich so we can end the quest and do something else

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Johnbobb
07/10/21 12:09:22 AM
#195:


LiquidOshawott posted...
Make him into a chicken sandwich


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masterplum
07/10/21 9:28:02 AM
#196:


You carve the chicken into a sandwich and deep fry it to perfection. Pleased with yourself. You are now the only owner of a chicken sandwich within miles

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MZero
07/10/21 9:40:16 AM
#197:


bring the sandwich to the king

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hombad46
07/10/21 10:01:10 AM
#198:


MZero posted...
bring the sandwich to the king


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masterplum
07/10/21 12:25:52 PM
#199:


You take the crispy chicken sandwich to the king. Given that you attacked him with ninjas and dragons he unsurprisingly is skeptical of it, but eventually takes a bite.

"Meh. I should have asked for a hamburger"

Anyways I don't really know where to go with this. I thought there might be some interesting environmental puzzles or fights or whatever but that obviously didn't work very well. I'm kind of curious where the finding and seducing princess Zelda line goes but I don't really want to burn out and ghost the topic so I might just end it here. Maybe a sequel topic will appear at some point.

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