Board 8 > This topic contains a CYOA that actually lets you have fun

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Project failures tend to make me annoyed and want to do them better.

First to two votes wins on non multiple choice.

You wake up to a knock on your door. A man is standing outside. Im here to see..

Whats your name?

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Laser Fart

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hurry you better lock this one when people get serious

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Amusingly he not only locked the topic but put me on his ignore list haha

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Laser Fart
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The man looks at his parchment and scrunches his face.

Mr..

There is a long pause as he tries to decide if it is more offensive to act is if your name is fake or to address you by a fake name. Eventually he decides just to go for it.

Fart

After a quick glance to see if you had taken offense, he continues

I have a summon for you from the king of the land. He has a request for you if you would please accompany me to his court

What do you want to do


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Hit him with a laser Fart

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Let's mosey

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MZero posted...

Let's mosey

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Sad that the name wasn't 'Juan Bond Jovi'

Anyway this guy seems suspicious. Definitely follow him.

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_stingers_ posted...

Hit him with a laser Fart

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You start moseying over towards him and make an exaggerated Lets go gesture. The messenger looks down and sighs. You can tell he is not happy with his place in life and he is regretting everything that led him to this moment. You feel bad for a second before shrugging it off and moseying continues.

You arrive at the court of the king and make exaggerated waves at the guards on the way to the kings chambers. When you arrive the king greets you enthusiastically.

I just need one thing real quick. Can you pick me up a crispy chicken sandwich? Ill give you gold or something.

Due to plot railroading he pushes you out of his chambers and slams the door. You are happy this isnt going to end in the next 5 posts with you in jail because too many options were given to you.

What do you do?


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Challenge the owner of the nearest KFC to combat for the sandwich

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Go to a Chick Fil A on a Sunday

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Make my own crispy chicken sandwich, bring it to the king, and then eat it in front of him.
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LiquidOshawott posted...

Go to a Chick Fil A on a Sunday

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I realize Im going to not often use Multiple choice because then I have to actually come up with multiple plot options, so the rare multiple choice is also going to be first to 2.

You head to a chic-fil-a on a Sunday. Nobody is there. You arent sure what you expected. As you start to leave you notice something strange. You see

A. Nothing. You decide to continue to another place to find a chicken sandwich
B. That the chic fil a is not only closed today, but permanently for some odd reason
C. Something odd is going on in the closed chic fil a

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C

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C

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juan bondage jovi

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You hear some pecking and clucking. As you look into the window you see the restaurant is getting trashed by some chickens in robotic suits. A robotic suit calls out Death to those that oppress us It was in cluck but you speak cluck somehow. Dont question this.

(Im going to stop writing out what do you do. Just assume its open ended unless specified)

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Hit them with your namesake

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hombad46 posted...

Hit them with your namesake

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You turn around and shoot a laser straight at them. You then roll a D20 to see if you hit.

What do you roll

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I rolled a 7

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Instructions unclear, threw the dice at them

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The king is getting worried without his chicken sandwich. We must return to him at once

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Of course you rolled a 20, youre Laser Freaking Fart

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LiquidOshawott posted...

Of course you rolled a 20, youre Laser Freaking Fart

You just obliterate the first chicken.

The second Chicken stops and stares at you in stunned silence.



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Consume the second chicken

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Hbthebattle posted...

Consume the second chicken

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Charge up a second laser and demand surrender

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Hbthebattle posted...

Consume the second chicken

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You jump over the table and just shove the second chicken down your throat, biting its head off in a triumphant scream.

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As the rage subsides you look around at the blood and destruction and realize you probably could have somehow got a chicken sandwich out of these chickens.

Alas

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Raid the kitchen

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Destroy the Chick-Fil-A with a laser fart
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Go back into the kitchen, don an apron and proceed to prepare a chicken sandwich yourself

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You head into the kitchen, and are shocked to find that all the ingredients are available .... except chicken. It seems the entire stockpile of chicken was the first thing the chicken mechs went for.

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Make a milkshake

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Create a fake chicken sandwich by replacing the chicken with a laser fart and hope the king doesnt notice

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Vomit up the chicken you just ate and put it on a bun.
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Xeybozn posted...

Vomit up the chicken you just ate and put it on a bun.

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I ... honestly don't know how to work with that

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If you laser fart hard enough the strain will force the chicken out. It may also destroy the kitchen.

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Gotta reflect the laser off of something to hit yourself to trigger the chicken coming back up.

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Can I have that account

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But then I would think you're xenosaga backwards

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You try and fail to regurgitate the chicken. Mostly because going down that line is gross. Mr. Laser Fart has at least some standards

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hombad46 posted...

Make a milkshake

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