Current Events > I just interrupted my husband's WoW raid to hand off a screaming baby

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thronedfire2
07/15/21 2:10:11 PM
#101:


lol idk why some people are giving you shit about this

back when I raided people had to go afk for wife/baby aggro all the time

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sabrestorm
07/15/21 2:11:31 PM
#102:


He should be sharing eith child raising anyway
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The Trent
07/15/21 2:20:22 PM
#103:


Cleo_II posted...
Ive traded sexual favors to get out of my night shift

My husband is a weak weak man

me and my wife made a deal that if i take her car to get an inspection tomorrow, she'll give me a 10/10 blowjob
joke's on her because it'll only take like 15 minutes to do the inspection!

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MutantJohn
07/15/21 2:22:30 PM
#104:


Lol what an idiot for playing a game yoh can't pause or just save and quit

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Cleo_II
07/15/21 2:41:58 PM
#105:


NOM posted...
Man, I can't imagine bringing a baby into this fucked up world. With climate change, the political climate, and tons of other stuff I can't even think of rn.... we're in for some really rough years ahead of us.

Just seems irresponsible to bring a child into the world at this time.
Lol people have been saying that every generation. But no lets all get ourselves sterile and let humanity die out instead!

thronedfire2 posted...
lol idk why some people are giving you shit about this

back when I raided people had to go afk for wife/baby aggro all the time
Cause CE and mah vidya games

The Trent posted...
me and my wife made a deal that if i take her car to get an inspection tomorrow, she'll give me a 10/10 blowjob
joke's on her because it'll only take like 15 minutes to do the inspection!
Sounds like a great trade. I traded a BJ for a cupcake craving while pregnant. Husband was more than happy to oblige and its just a 10 min drive away. Its funny because we have plenty of sex and I never turn him down anyway so jokes on him he could have had it for free if he wanted
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The Trent
07/15/21 2:42:49 PM
#106:


Cleo_II posted...
Sounds like a great trade. I traded a BJ for a cupcake craving while pregnant. Husband was more than happy to oblige and its just a 10 min drive away. Its funny because we have plenty of sex and I never turn him down anyway so jokes on him he could have had it for free if he wanted

it's the same at my house
but this way i get to feel like i did something too instead of just dick her down in the mouth
it's a win-win-win

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hsvhighlife
07/15/21 2:45:13 PM
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skimmed but lots of terrible parenting advice in this one

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RaulJenkins
07/15/21 2:45:48 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Its time for him to deal with the true boss of the night

I cried laughing. Good topic, just for OP alone

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The Trent
07/15/21 2:46:04 PM
#109:


hsvhighlife posted...
skimmed but lots of terrible parenting advice in this one

at least you were here to tell everyone that most of CE doesn't know much about raising a child

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Umbreon
07/15/21 2:47:12 PM
#110:


RaulJenkins posted...
I cried laughing. Good topic, just for OP alone

Considering the prize he apparently got, beats the usual drops I imagine!

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Cleo_II
07/15/21 3:16:54 PM
#111:


The Trent posted...
it's the same at my house
but this way i get to feel like i did something too instead of just dick her down in the mouth
it's a win-win-win
Huh I never thought of it that way but it makes sense. Now thats love
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Zombified_Toast
07/15/21 3:27:25 PM
#112:


The Trent posted...
me and my wife made a deal that if i take her car to get an inspection tomorrow, she'll give me a 10/10 blowjob
joke's on her because it'll only take like 15 minutes to do the inspection!
Yet it only took her one minute for the blowjob, boom roasted XD

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lww99
07/15/21 3:30:11 PM
#113:


Ughhhh I wish I could get sexual favors in exchange for errands lol. Seems nice.


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The Trent
07/15/21 3:30:44 PM
#114:


Zombified_Toast posted...
Yet it only took her one minute for the blowjob, boom roasted XD



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jumi
07/15/21 9:28:47 PM
#115:


Cleo_II posted...


Sounds like a great trade. I traded a BJ for a cupcake craving while pregnant. Husband was more than happy to oblige and its just a 10 min drive away. Its funny because we have plenty of sex and I never turn him down anyway so jokes on him he could have had it for free if he wanted

You should probably give him some butt stuff for ruining his raid.

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