Poll of the Day > Wtf is wrong with people

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Ogurisama
08/04/21 1:16:34 PM
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Some old ass bitch just sat down at my table at my local Starbucks. I am sitting there before, and sipping my coffee, and she just sits down across from me. Like come on, im at this table!

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CoorsLight
08/04/21 1:18:03 PM
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Was she hot
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Clench281
08/04/21 1:19:16 PM
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Maybe she wanted to be your friend

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Ogurisama
08/04/21 1:20:32 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Was she hot
Shes more then twice my age, so no

Clench281 posted...
Maybe she wanted to be your friend
Since she said nothing, i dont think so

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DirtBasedSoap
08/04/21 1:20:40 PM
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I already fucked her

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weiners and farts??? idk lol
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wolfy42
08/04/21 1:26:20 PM
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She was just a Simpsons fan and your aura attracted her.

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PunishedOni
08/04/21 1:29:12 PM
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well jeez i guess in the future ill just drink my coffee elsewhere >:(

Ogurisama posted...
Since she said nothing, i dont think so
i was waiting for you to make a simpsons reference

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Mead
08/04/21 1:37:01 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I already fucked her

but I heard that youre gay

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OhhhJa
08/04/21 1:50:45 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Since she said nothing, i dont think so
She's just playing hard to get
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Aculo
08/04/21 1:55:36 PM
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were there other tables available?

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Ogurisama
08/04/21 2:03:24 PM
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BlackJackCat
08/04/21 3:06:02 PM
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Did you get up and leave abruptly to make her know she committed a faux pas?

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OhhhJa
08/04/21 3:14:07 PM
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Should just rip a big smelly silent fart
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