Poll of the Day > The gun is good. the penis is evil.

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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 10:12:44 AM
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ZARDOZ!i

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LinkPizza
08/05/21 10:19:41 AM
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Penises are wonderful!
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hockey7318
08/05/21 10:30:39 AM
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It's been my favorite thing to play with since I can remember.
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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 10:31:25 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
It's been my favorite thing to play with since I can remember.

didn't you just buy a baby? Didn't you buy all the accessories and friends yet?

Edit: also i was implying she was a barbie doll.. not that other horrible thing..

Man i have to do a lot of edits with you.

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EvilMegas
08/05/21 10:40:22 AM
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He can afford it since he doesn't have to buy the deluxe cup holders

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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 10:43:15 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
He can afford it since he doesn't have to buy the deluxe cup holders


don't forget the bucket seats.

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adjl
08/05/21 10:49:23 AM
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Why would anyone ever buy a baby and not buy deluxe cup holders for it?

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hockey7318
08/05/21 11:24:35 AM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
didn't you just buy a baby? Didn't you buy all the accessories and friends yet?

Edit: also i was implying she was a barbie doll.. not that other horrible thing..

Man i have to do a lot of edits with you.
You do have to do a lot of edits with me lately.

And why would I ever buy a barbie doll to slowly fatten up and cook into a stew? With or without the deluxe cup holders, that is stupid.

Obviously we got her with the cup holders though. It's hard to hold a baby and a beer. Although, it is possible with the front pack.


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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 11:29:39 AM
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do you have one of those breast feeding things like in meet the fockers?

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hockey7318
08/05/21 12:06:39 PM
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No, that would be ridiculous. I just have prescription drugs that induced lactation.
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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 12:09:43 PM
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good.

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EvilMegas
08/05/21 12:41:03 PM
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adjl posted...
Why would anyone ever buy a baby and not buy deluxe cup holders for it?
Fucking Thank you!

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Fierce_Deity_08
08/05/21 1:04:33 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
No, that would be ridiculous. I just have prescription drugs that induced lactation.
Ah! Good thinking!

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wolfy42
08/05/21 1:53:06 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
You do have to do a lot of edits with me lately.

And why would I ever buy a barbie doll to slowly fatten up and cook into a stew? With or without the deluxe cup holders, that is stupid.

Obviously we got her with the cup holders though. It's hard to hold a baby and a beer. Although, it is possible with the front pack.



OMG your baby has no arms, legs or HEAD!!! WTF!!

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adjl
08/05/21 1:58:22 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
OMG your baby has no arms, legs or HEAD!!! WTF!!

Aerodynamics are important.

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Sarcasthma
08/05/21 1:58:45 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
OMG your baby has no arms, legs or HEAD!!! WTF!!
They grown in, Einstein. You really need to read up on your baby science.

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Sarcasthma
08/05/21 1:59:38 PM
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No wait, imagine I said what adjl just said before he said it.

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adjl
08/05/21 2:01:50 PM
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Your comment was accurate. They do grow in later. In the early stages, though, it's important to be able to throw babies as far as possible, so they have to be nice and aerodynamic.

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EvilMegas
08/05/21 2:02:46 PM
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adjl posted...
Your comment was accurate. They do grow in later. In the early stages, though, it's important to be able to throw babies as far as possible, so they have to be nice and aerodynamic.
I can't believe people don't know these brain dead baby facts. Ugh

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EvilMegas
08/05/21 2:03:26 PM
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Like seriously, how are you supposed to get spin on the baby if they got limbs?

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adjl
08/05/21 2:05:48 PM
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There are some advanced techniques that get some extra lift from spinning limbs, but those are best left to the professionals.

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wolfy42
08/05/21 2:13:00 PM
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Why isn't baby sports a thing?

You would imagine it would be very popular considering how much people coo and make a fuss about babies.


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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 2:22:59 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Why isn't baby sports a thing?

You would imagine it would be very popular considering how much people coo and make a fuss about babies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0avi_0MPPt0

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wolfy42
08/05/21 2:29:07 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0avi_0MPPt0


And you wonder why his son got MS.

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Criminalt
08/05/21 3:49:12 PM
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"Penic erection was one of the many unsolved evolutionary mysteries surrounding sexuality."

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CrackCloud
08/05/21 3:53:55 PM
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triples is best

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Rotpar
08/05/21 3:58:07 PM
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Only part of the movie worth watching. Zardoz is both bogglingly confusing and mind-numbingly boring at the same time. But watch the stone head vomit guns!

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