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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:31:40 AM
#351:


If I plan it right, this is my tombstone:

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:31:51 AM
#352:


Jusssst doin some late night readin

People often wonder if they have to return the diamond ring if the engagement is called off. The answer in New Mexico, as in most other states, is a resounding it depends.
However, it is usually a pretty clear choice. An engagement ring is a conditional gift. This means if the condition, in this case, the wedding, occurs, the condition has been fulfilled and the recipient gets to keep the ring even if the wedding doesnt last long.
The ring goes back to the giver if the condition was not fulfilled. This is true regardless of whose fault it is that the wedding is cancelled. New Mexico is a no-fault divorce state, and by extension, a no fault cancelled wedding state. In addition the courts clearly do not want to be involved in arguments about why the engagement could not go on.


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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:33:13 AM
#353:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
People often wonder if they have to return the diamond ring if the engagement is called off. The answer in New Mexico, as in most other states, is a resounding it depends.
This is why you buy a cubic zirconium, or just plain old glass.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:34:04 AM
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I joked about one of those ring pop things. Didn't land at all.

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:35:12 AM
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The entire purpose of a diamond ring is a store-of-value, so that a widow has fast cash when her husband drops dead.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:36:09 AM
#356:


I might drop dead before her but I might want the ring back if she thinks she's movin on.

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:39:17 AM
#357:


fitting Led Zeppelin song, somehow. Incidentally, it's generally considered the worst Zeppelin song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxXS93iIdpA
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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:47:15 AM
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Woozul posted...
Good lord I'm tired and mis read that and thought we were all about to be an accessory to a crime
there's a Guns & Roses song for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YDuzJy-Zo

Also Johnny Cash, like a dozen times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_e0bCCIYDU
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:49:05 AM
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See as a woman you just can't take my side. I love her with everything I got but if she's gonna try to avoid me then.... i'm gonna take my fiancee to court THAT IS SO DEPRESSING writing that out....

I don't think we're there yet. I know she likes to just dissapear when we fight so i'll give it time. She wants to go to counseling and i'll go but i'm not scheduling it or paying for it fuck that shit. Her idea.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:55:04 AM
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Question I gotta say this is the song. I do love her but recent events change my attitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YDuzJy-Zo

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 4:57:49 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I do love her but recent events change my attitude.
Careful now. O. J. Simpson felt the same way.
(allegedly)
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 5:03:25 AM
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I'm not that mad for christ sake. I promise I will not attack anyone on CE or elsewhere. I'm supposed ot live up my non angry, negative.... I dunno whatever bullshit she accused me of. i'm basically Mr. Rogers.

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Naysaspace
09/12/21 5:06:19 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The magic smoke from a blown capacitor is whatever the dialectric used to be, and probably also vaporized lead from exploding solder.
Mamy elec mfg's are lead free nowadays. (RoHS).

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 5:07:41 AM
#365:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
i'm basically Mr. Rogers.
Even the great prophet Fred Rogers got pissed off sometimes.


Even had a song about how that's okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8_k33dd-c
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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 5:10:33 AM
#366:


I've posted more than once that Johnny is a big ol' sweetheart

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 5:12:06 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I've posted more than once that Johnny is a big ol' sweetheart
That Quastomtarmus guy, or however the hell that's spelled, is a complete asshole.
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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 5:25:55 AM
#368:


I feel like if we ever need a MacGyver you'd be our bro

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Smackems
09/12/21 5:26:41 AM
#369:


I love Quasimodo

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 5:28:39 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I feel like if we ever need a MacGyver you'd be our bro
if you ever want to know how obscure thing somehow relates to other obscure thing, I already know.
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Smackems
09/12/21 5:47:03 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
if you ever want to know how obscure thing somehow relates to other obscure thing, I already know.
Mad Jack Churchill and Israel

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 5:53:23 AM
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Smackems posted...
Mad Jack Churchill and Israel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill#Post-Second_World_War
Already there where Israel is now.
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Smackems
09/12/21 5:55:22 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill#Post-Second_World_War
Already there where Israel is now.
Ok, that one was easy. Riddle me this

How did I get squamous cell cancer on my ass

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Smackems
09/12/21 6:05:24 AM
#374:


I'll answer that one:

Fuck if I know. I don't think my ass has EVER seen sunlight

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 6:20:34 AM
#375:


Smackems posted...
How did I get squamous cell cancer on my ass
HPV
https://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm
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Smackems
09/12/21 6:23:04 AM
#376:


That dude in the first pic looks like Jon Snow and Joel Osteen love child



I wish I could sleep

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 6:42:07 AM
#377:


Odd friend of mine just showed up at like 3am and brought me a Detroit Redwings sweater. He was absolutely lit up on the big stuff tonight. Kills me I had to just lie to him repeatedly and say he's going to beat this. He's going to die young and ....fuck.....

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/21 7:19:04 AM
#378:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
He's going to die young and ....fuck.....
I thought I was going to do that, but here I am, at forty-six.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 7:23:39 AM
#379:


I love this guys I really do... he's got his shit all ass backwards. He gets cranked up on the coke, crack, and meth and it's all he needs. He bounces around from state to state. Always randomly shows up here and it's the same old shit.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 2:03:57 PM
#381:


I don't find it interesting anymore to be honest with you. It's all depressing and then those people wonder why I want to just keep to myself.

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CanuckCowboy
09/12/21 2:09:53 PM
#383:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@CanuckCowboy

Why is it only us who are into bone thugs? It's like a weird odd connection we have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvohkOJqDlo

Good question.

I fuckin love bone thugs.

Also I watched holyfields ghost get killed last night, ate like 4lbs of spaghetti and passed out in a food coma at like 9pm.

Wild night. This topic blew up though.

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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 4:01:58 PM
#384:


LoloLions

Is a .500 season too much to ask for?

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Smackems
09/12/21 4:10:44 PM
#385:


MabusIncarnate posted...
LoloLions

Is a .500 season too much to ask for?
What does that mean? Win half lose half?

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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 4:40:00 PM
#386:


Smackems posted...
What does that mean? Win half lose half?
Yep, exactly

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 4:50:38 PM
#387:


Well you know what? They made one hell of a comeback against a good time. That's probably a good sign for you guys.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 5:15:25 PM
#388:


Sooooo far Giants lookin better than any game they played last season. Nice TD pass to Shepherd. Defense is holding up but still play too lax and let them catch too much shit.

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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 5:58:53 PM
#389:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well you know what? They made one hell of a comeback against a good time. That's probably a good sign for you guys.
Yeah I was gonna say, a good push in the 4th that Stafford never seemed to do.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 6:15:17 PM
#390:


Alright Giants just hit a new low. Coach calls a challenge on a scoring play, can't challenge a scoring play because it's automatically reviewed. Giants lose a timeout anyway.

This is gonna be a BAD season when your head coach is fucking up too.

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Smackems
09/12/21 6:16:57 PM
#391:


Damn just learned a whole bunch of my distant relatives are all in the hospital with covid. And some of them weren't able to be vaccinated due to prior health problems. I don't know them well but it's the whole family of them

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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 6:23:41 PM
#392:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright Giants just hit a new low. Coach calls a challenge on a scoring play, can't challenge a scoring play because it's automatically reviewed. Giants lose a timeout anyway.

This is gonna be a BAD season when your head coach is fucking up too.
We are in it together this season man, til hockey starts.

Smackems posted...
Damn just learned a whole bunch of my distant relatives are all in the hospital with covid. And some of them weren't able to be vaccinated due to prior health problems. I don't know them well but it's the whole family of them
Sucks man, hope they all pull through okay. We have had 4 in our family now that has had it, different state though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 6:34:19 PM
#393:


Daniel Jones fumble.... This is just a train wreck I dont know exactly how it's 17-7 right now it should be 58-7. Sterling Shepard and Darius Slayton are the only two doing anything. Barkley with like 14yds.

So so bad...

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WaterLink
09/12/21 6:39:39 PM
#394:


The Saints look scary today. Although Rodgers might just be mailing the season in lol
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/12/21 6:52:31 PM
#395:


I legit thought Rodgers was going to purposely just throw the season because he hates the Packers so much. It might be happening.

Winston with 5 fucking TDs mannnn..

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WaterLink
09/12/21 7:08:42 PM
#396:


I guess Lasik really paid off for Winston.
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inloveanddeath0
09/12/21 7:09:06 PM
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WaterLink
09/12/21 7:10:27 PM
#398:


Mike Jones?
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MabusIncarnate
09/12/21 7:15:20 PM
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My buddy is a big Bucs fan and all I heard was crying about Winston for 4 seasons. Gonna be hilarious if he tears it up in GB.

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inloveanddeath0
09/12/21 7:15:50 PM
#400:


WaterLink posted...
Mike Jones?
My loins?

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