Current Events > Haunted House worker stabs boy in the foot

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https://www.cleveland.com/community/2021/09/haunted-house-actor-accidentally-stabs-11-year-old-boy-at-cuyahoga-county-fairgrounds-in-berea.html

HAHAHA. His mom called to ask for the knife back.

Cant make this shit up.

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so the mom didnt go into karen hulk mode

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Cleaveland

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Police asked her if she would take her son to the hospital, but the boy didnt want to go, preferring to continue visiting the haunted house. Further medical treatment was declined, and the boy, his friend and the boys mother all stepped into the haunted house

Took it like a champ.

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I hope they charge the actor, what an absolute moron. Never use a real knife, jfc.

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Tom Clark posted...

Took it like a champ.

damn, what a warrior!

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apparently his toe was barely even bleeding. Mustve been lucky with the placement

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The stories you hear about haunted houses like this are always wtf but nothing beats the one CE talked about that sexually assaults it's customers and steals their shoes

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Is that the one where you need to sign a waiver that basically anything can happen to you? Ya no thanks lol

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I wonder if the actor was ZombiePelican

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*stab*

YOU SCARED YET!!??

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tremain07 posted...

The stories you hear about haunted houses like this are always wtf but nothing beats the one CE talked about that sexually assaults it's customers and steals their shoes

WOT

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Why do people who work in haunted houses have to be so fucking extra? They're all like this. It's the same weirdos who hang Halloween shit in their house year-round

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eston posted...

Why do people who work in haunted houses have to be so fucking extra? They're all like this. It's the same weirdos who hang Halloween shit in their house year-round

Ive a friend who use to work for a haunted theme park as the general manager. His answer was always the same, idiot kids who are a little whackadoo in the head to begin with.


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....Meanwhile, the dad is over here, not checking his phone at all.

https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2018/08/31/oktoberfest-season-kicks-off-this-labor-day-weekend-at-the-cuyahoga-county-fairgrounds
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Oktoberfest is the fucking best tbh


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Stewman_Magoo posted...

*stab*

YOU SCARED YET!!??

-punchinthefacepunchintheface-
ooooooOOOoooOOoooo i'm a ghost

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lww99 posted...

HAHAHA. His mom called to ask for the knife back.

I interpreted this as the victim's mom asking for it (as a souvenir or whatever) and was disappointed when I read the article and it clarified this a different way. :(

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if I were the worker, I'd just have stayed in character even after the stabbing.

"you stabbed my son!"
"oh shit! I mean-- BOO, MOTHERFUCKER!! we haunted up in here!"

gotta make that last paycheck count.
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LOL @ using a real knife in the first place
LOL @ using your mom's knife
LOL @ the mom wanting the knife back

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Trumble posted...

I interpreted this as the victim's mom asking for it (as a souvenir or whatever) and was disappointed when I read the article and it clarified this a different way. :(

Me too lol. I was like why would that kids mom want that knife? Oh, it was mr. Stabbingtons mom lol

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She probably still sets up his doctors appointments lol.

but yeah all of the locals are making a super big deal about it. Had a couple news stations at work today.

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lww99 posted...

Oktoberfest is the fucking best tbh

Agreed!
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Pic of the stab wound



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The non wanted him to have his knife back because she didnt want the actor to lose his livelihood.

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tremain07 posted...

The stories you hear about haunted houses like this are always wtf but nothing beats the one CE talked about that sexually assaults it's customers and steals their shoes

Mkamey manner or whatever?

Yeah that place sounds miserable. The also do shit like cut off people's hair and tie them up iirc

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itachi15243 posted...

Marry manner or whatever?

Yeah that place sounds miserable. The also do shit like cut off people's hair and tie them up iirc

That's the place

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