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Smackems
09/25/21 3:18:14 AM
#101:


Pandamonic posted...
You were right Smackems, The Exorcist is a damn good movie. Glad I finally watched it.

That's pretty much it, everyone who speaks French would totally understand that. Mind you, they would act like you're not making sense at all, because you're 'butchering their language' and that means they won't help you AT ALL.

Maybe not all French speakers, but certainly all of em I've ever met >:(

Also Johnny, lock your fucking door man. Maybe invest in a moat.
Meths can walk on water dude

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:19:30 AM
#102:


He's in Seattle. It's @Harpie 's problem today. I don't know why he's in Seattle, but yeah....

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Smackems
09/25/21 3:19:59 AM
#103:


Sleepless in Seattle

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 3:22:21 AM
#104:


Im back ):

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:22:51 AM
#105:


Keep talkin to me.

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Smackems
09/25/21 3:23:14 AM
#106:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Im back ):
Hello

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 3:29:43 AM
#107:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What else that is pretty popular that you haven't watched? I'm a pretty big movie guy, I watch at least 200 a year if i'd have to guess, lot of television series also. Benefit of being able to work from home, when I am doing computer shit, I have Netflix or whatever on, if something grabs me, I go back to it when I can pay better attention.
The biggest thing is probably Star Wars. Never seen anything related to it. I don't really have any interest in it.

Also any kind of anime.

For the longest time, Jurassic Park, but I've watched the first 3 last year. Fun movies, but I really should've watched them when I was a kid. All of that applies to Indiana Jones as well. Recently watched those. Really fun, but I should've been younger. Although I did really like the one with Sean Connery.

Oh, and Marvel movies. Never seen one. I have no intention to.

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 3:32:52 AM
#108:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Im back ):
Hi there, back!

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 3:35:18 AM
#109:


Questionmarktarius posted...
That's just the way English is. It's four or five languages all smashed together, while constantly stealing parts of even more languages as it goes on.
Yep that sounds pretty English lol, stealing shit and claiming it as your own.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 3:35:46 AM
#110:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Im back ):
Jim WHAT THE HELL?!

I missed the shit out of you

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 3:36:58 AM
#111:


@Johnny_Nutcase

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 3:44:02 AM
#112:


Pandamonic posted...
The biggest thing is probably Star Wars. Never seen anything related to it. I don't really have any interest in it.

Also any kind of anime.

For the longest time, Jurassic Park, but I've watched the first 3 last year. Fun movies, but I really should've watched them when I was a kid. All of that applies to Indiana Jones as well. Recently watched those. Really fun, but I should've been younger. Although I did really like the one with Sean Connery.

Oh, and Marvel movies. Never seen one. I have no intention to.
Are you just not into sci-fi at all, or what's keeping you from trying any of them? This is polar opposite for me, i'm a big geek, love SW and the MCU stuff, grew up collecting comic books for a long time.

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 4:01:30 AM
#113:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Are you just not into sci-fi at all, or what's keeping you from trying any of them? This is polar opposite for me, i'm a big geek, love SW and the MCU stuff, grew up collecting comic books for a long time.
I actually really like sci-fi, both Blade Runners are probably my favorite movies after LOTR.

Star Wars was just never a part of anything for me growing up, it was only always LOTR for me, there was never any incentive to watch SW, none of my friends had seen it, it was never a thing. And then I heard the prequels weren't good, and then the 3 new movies weren't good, and that kinda settled it for me. I don't want to get lost in something I know is gonna leave a bad taste at the end of it.

As for MCU, superhero stuff just isn't my thing. I like Nolan's Batman, but that's it superhero-wise.
I did see MoS, BvS and JL, but I don't wanna talk about those. Some of the worst movie experiences I ever had watching BvS and JL.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/25/21 4:11:15 AM
#114:


Pandamonic posted...
I actually really like sci-fi, both Blade Runners are probably my favorite movies after LOTR.

Star Wars was just never a part of anything for me growing up, it was only always LOTR for me, there was never any incentive to watch SW, none of my friends had seen it, it was never a thing. And then I heard the prequels weren't good, and then the 3 new movies weren't good, and that kinda settled it for me. I don't want to get lost in something I know is gonna leave a bad taste at the end of it.

As for MCU, superhero stuff just isn't my thing. I like Nolan's Batman, but that's it superhero-wise.
I did see MoS, BvS and JL, but I don't wanna talk about those. Some of the worst movie experiences I ever had watching BvS and JL.
If you're basing super hero stuff on those films they wouldn't be for anyone.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 4:14:49 AM
#115:


Pandamonic posted...
I actually really like sci-fi, both Blade Runners are probably my favorite movies after LOTR.

Star Wars was just never a part of anything for me growing up, it was only always LOTR for me, there was never any incentive to watch SW, none of my friends had seen it, it was never a thing. And then I heard the prequels weren't good, and then the 3 new movies weren't good, and that kinda settled it for me. I don't want to get lost in something I know is gonna leave a bad taste at the end of it.

As for MCU, superhero stuff just isn't my thing. I like Nolan's Batman, but that's it superhero-wise.
I did see MoS, BvS and JL, but I don't wanna talk about those. Some of the worst movie experiences I ever had watching BvS and JL.
I agree on BvS and JL for sure. I bet you would like Logan if you gave it a chance, very dark and gritty Wolverine story, doesn't really pace itself or act like a superhero film. Maybe Deadpool also if you like real crude humor like South Park kind of stuff.

I recently been going through the MCU again, probably the 5th time seeing them all by now, at least. My wife shares your LotR fandom though for sure, she's a fanatic. I imported her the big 20 disc blu ray set from the UK last year for her birthday, it was like $150 when it was all said and done. I also got her a piece of the Lothlorien set from the first movie, it's just a scrap of stage moss but it's authentic and didn't cost like $5000, lol.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:17:28 AM
#116:


Smackems posted...
Hello
Hi

Pandamonic posted...
Hi there, back!
:/ turd

MabusIncarnate posted...
Jim WHAT THE HELL?!

I missed the shit out of you
Ya i know.... missed yall too

Ill be back tomorrow. Night

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TreyFlowers
09/25/21 4:21:41 AM
#117:


AFL Grand Final in an hour. Get hyped. Gonna gamble and drink all night

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 4:23:11 AM
#118:


Just poured another drink... Jims back? That's not even close to a big deal.....



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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 4:23:59 AM
#119:


TreyFlowers posted...
AFL Grand Final in an hour. Get hyped. Gonna gamble and drink all night
This is always odd, it's like 3:30 in the morning here, lol. Enjoy your night man, hope you make some money.

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DamnSasquatch
09/25/21 4:29:16 AM
#120:


<_<

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 4:42:28 AM
#121:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I agree on BvS and JL for sure. I bet you would like Logan if you gave it a chance, very dark and gritty Wolverine story, doesn't really pace itself or act like a superhero film. Maybe Deadpool also if you like real crude humor like South Park kind of stuff.

I recently been going through the MCU again, probably the 5th time seeing them all by now, at least. My wife shares your LotR fandom though for sure, she's a fanatic. I imported her the big 20 disc blu ray set from the UK last year for her birthday, it was like $150 when it was all said and done. I also got her a piece of the Lothlorien set from the first movie, it's just a scrap of stage moss but it's authentic and didn't cost like $5000, lol.
There's so much MCU stuff, it's crazy. I'm also a completionist kinda guy, I'd watch Logan, but then I'd also have to watch everything related to Wolverine, X-Men etc. Or is Logan like a stand alone kinda thing?

Yeah those LOTR collection thingys are getting ridiculous, there's so much of it. This latest Middle Earth box set has like 31 discs wtf. Meanwhile I'm still rocking my 480p extended editions lol.

And goddammit, a genuine piece of the Lothlorien set... i'm seriously jealous :/

JimCarrysToe posted...
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burglar

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MrMallard
09/25/21 4:44:24 AM
#122:


I went with rum and cider. The place I went doesn't stock Cougar bourbon any more, so that's annoying. It had a really sweet taste - this comparison will sound gross, but you know how dead ants smell? It reminded me of that, without the putrid reek of it. But dead ants remind me of dessicated coconut, so maybe that's a more apt description.

I got a bottle of cheap rum - I haven't had this brand in years, it's a bottom of the shelf brand called Buckeye. They used to do a really good spiced rum, it was the cheapest thing on the market and it tasted awesome. The silver rum they did was like drinking water, and the dark rum tasted like shit and I had an episode while I was drinking it. This is the regular rum, but the bottle says "Caribbean Rum" and it looks lighter than the dark rum I remember.

I won't say I don't get angry when I drink, but It's been years since I've had an outright fit. I'm also drinking it with decaffeinated, sugar-free Coke, so it shouldn't be much of an issue.

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 4:46:27 AM
#123:


Fuck it's 10.46 am, I'm gonna go to sleep <_<

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 4:48:51 AM
#124:


I like to think Logan is one that you can kind of watch all on it's own, unless you really don't know anything about the character at all. The Origin movie is hard to recommend, I liked it well enough but it has a lot of issues and now shows it's age, but at least tells his story. The Blu Ray has a Noir version of the movie also, and you can watch it all in that black and white style if that's your thing.

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IfGodCouldDie
09/25/21 4:48:55 AM
#125:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Hi

:/ turd

Ya i know.... missed yall too

Ill be back tomorrow. Night
JCT in the fuckin HOUSE!!!!

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 4:52:33 AM
#126:


MrMallard posted...
I went with rum and cider. The place I went doesn't stock Cougar bourbon any more, so that's annoying. It had a really sweet taste - this comparison will sound gross, but you know how dead ants smell? It reminded me of that, without the putrid reek of it. But dead ants remind me of dessicated coconut, so maybe that's a more apt description.

I got a bottle of cheap rum - I haven't had this brand in years, it's a bottom of the shelf brand called Buckeye. They used to do a really good spiced rum, it was the cheapest thing on the market and it tasted awesome. The silver rum they did was like drinking water, and the dark rum tasted like shit and I had an episode while I was drinking it. This is the regular rum, but the bottle says "Caribbean Rum" and it looks lighter than the dark rum I remember.

I won't say I don't get angry when I drink, but It's been years since I've had an outright fit. I'm also drinking it with decaffeinated, sugar-free Coke, so it shouldn't be much of an issue.
Thankfully I never really ever got the anger thing, once or twice every few months, I might have gotten less tolerant and more annoyed by things, but I was always good about going to bed before stirring things up, be it in my bed, or the lawn.

Also really enjoyed reading what I bolded, lol. I can't relate at all, but that's one hell of a way to describe a liquor taste.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 5:14:33 AM
#127:


I'm waiting for the cola to get cold, so I'm starting with the cider. It's a pear cider - not as good as the apple one by the same brand, but easier on the acid reflux.

I sent a dumb discord message and spitballed it into a stupid TV pitch. Imagine a show called Guess Who's Getting Drunk - thirteen recovering alcoholics are locked in a house together, but one of them is a functional alcoholic who has to hide their drinking from the rest of the house. Each week, they vote on who the secret alcoholic is.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 5:59:05 AM
#128:


The rum is awful. The cola is garbage.

Have you ever licked your own sweaty hand? The aftertaste of this concoction tastes a lot like that.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 6:20:26 AM
#129:


Last post unless I get like eye-crossingly drunk:

I'm about to get back into some problematic youtubers. I just watched CallMeCarson's return video and I'm about to watch my first Vinesauce stream in months.

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BlazinBlue88
09/25/21 11:18:36 AM
#130:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Im back ):
Holy shit!!!

@JimCarrysToe you missed so much. Mabus was on death's door, we created a discord to find you, and ferrets are great.

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BlazinBlue88
09/25/21 11:26:35 AM
#131:


Pandamonic posted...
6 fucking AM over here and I'm starting The Exorcist.

I'm hardcore.
I have a funny story about that movie. When it first released, my dad was around 12. The local news paper was talking all about the movie saying that it would steal the soul of anyone who went to see it. My dad saw that in the paper and it convinced him to get some money from my grandma and rush out to see it.

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 11:58:39 AM
#132:


MabusIncarnate posted...
The Blu Ray has a Noir version of the movie also, and you can watch it all in that black and white style if that's your thing.
That's pretty cool, I love it when that's an option.

BlazinBlue88 posted...
I have a funny story about that movie. When it first released, my dad was around 12. The local news paper was talking all about the movie saying that it would steal the soul of anyone who went to see it. My dad saw that in the paper and it convinced him to get some money from my grandma and rush out to see it.
Lol, apparently when they showed the trailer to a test audience, some people vomited.
My dad was 20 at the time, he took his girlfriend to see the movie and apparently she was so appalled she ended their relationship right then and there.
My dad was scared as fuck as well, it's still the scariest movie he's ever seen.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 12:40:33 PM
#133:


I gotta say waking up to a sudden return of summer weather was fuckin great, but waking up to see jim is back is absolutely awesome.


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IfGodCouldDie
09/25/21 1:14:58 PM
#134:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I gotta say waking up to a sudden return of summer weather was fuckin great, but waking up to see jim is back is absolutely awesome.
20+ all weekend in Assberta

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 1:17:00 PM
#135:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
20+ all weekend in Assberta

It was about 20 the last few days today is a high of 28. I'm already sweating on my balcony at 10 am.


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Smackems
09/25/21 2:41:29 PM
#136:


My mom is coughing up blood. Doc said he's not too worried about it but if there's more to go to the er

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 2:42:42 PM
#137:


That Doc must have seen some shit in his days if coughin up blood doesn't worry him.

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Smackems
09/25/21 2:46:27 PM
#138:


It's probably a byproduct of the radiation treatment

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 2:55:44 PM
#139:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
JCT in the fuckin HOUSE!!!!
\(^o^)/

BlazinBlue88 posted...
Holy shit!!!

@JimCarrysToe you missed so much. Mabus was on death's door, we created a discord to find you, and ferrets are great.
Wtf, spill the beans! @MabusIncarnate u died?

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 2:58:46 PM
#140:


Smackems posted...
My mom is coughing up blood. Doc said he's not too worried about it but if there's more to go to the er
Hope everything is ok, wtf.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 3:07:29 PM
#141:


Smackems posted...
My mom is coughing up blood. Doc said he's not too worried about it but if there's more to go to the er
What kinda doctor is that?! Hope shes alright.

I just saw what my sig is so now im kinda weird laughing and making concerned faces over why coughing up blood isnt like that big a deal jesus. Where the fuck did i get my sig?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:08:08 PM
#142:


JimCarrysToe posted...
\(^o^)/

Wtf, spill the beans! @MabusIncarnate u died?

I look at it as Mabus melvined Death. If you've never seen Bill and Teds Bogus Journey this joke won't land well.

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matteus70
09/25/21 3:13:24 PM
#143:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I look at it as Mabus melvined Death. If you've never seen Bill and Teds Bogus Journey this joke won't land well.
He beat death in a game of twister.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:16:45 PM
#144:


And Battleship.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 3:30:31 PM
#145:


Hey johnny u ever shit in a tupperware container in the front seat of your car?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:31:37 PM
#146:


Jim is officially back.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 3:33:05 PM
#147:


Well?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:33:35 PM
#148:


I can neither confirm nor deny.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 3:33:52 PM
#149:


Hmmmm

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 3:35:25 PM
#150:


Have you ever lured skunks into your bathroom to see if they could figure out math problems?

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