Current Events > Drinking topic 81: Refuckulating the Carnipers

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IfGodCouldDie
09/25/21 3:38:52 PM
#151:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Wtf, spill the beans! @MabusIncarnate u died?
Well we weren't that lucky but he came close.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 3:44:58 PM
#152:


What's important here is walter is fine

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 3:47:03 PM
#153:


He bit my nose real good the other day too. The next day I had my orientation for the care aide course and I had to be on ms teams with the lady looking like someone cut my nose open with a fork. Lol.

Good to have ya back jim!

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 3:48:12 PM
#154:


MabusIncarnate posted...
What's important here is walter is fine
Just don't look him directly in the eye.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 3:50:41 PM
#155:


Pandamonic posted...
Just don't look him directly in the eye.

Or kiss his head when he's trying to play fight. I was drunk and thought it was funny how pissed he'd get when I kissed his head but he's faster than me.

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 3:53:28 PM
#157:


It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. And a nose. And a foot. Testicles.

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TreyFlowers
09/25/21 4:00:56 PM
#158:


Well I won $10 after placing around $300 in bets lol. Better than losing though

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:01:30 PM
#159:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have you ever lured skunks into your bathroom to see if they could figure out math problems?
No.

Wtf pus closed her account? Anyone know why?

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Pandamonic
09/25/21 4:07:31 PM
#160:


JimCarrysToe posted...
No.

Wtf pus closed her account? Anyone know why?
Afaik she was pretty much fed up with transphobic shit on here, the mods not doing that much to prevent it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 4:07:48 PM
#161:


Probably because you left and these topics started to smell good again.


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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 4:24:54 PM
#162:


Aw, i dont blame her but im gonna miss her.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 4:29:55 PM
#163:


@TreyFlowers better than losing though for sure.

Yeah Pus bailed a few months ago unfortunately.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 5:10:34 PM
#164:


oh fuck me, now I gotta finish that shitty CAH.
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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 5:13:24 PM
#165:


Questionmarktarius posted...
oh fuck me, now I gotta finish that shitty CAH.
Oh my lord its been 6 months Q! Lol idk if ill be playing cah again anyway.

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moh82sy
09/25/21 5:44:15 PM
#166:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Aw, i dont blame her but im gonna miss her.

I've seen her on the Discord channel which BlazinBlue88created if you want to talk to her.

Also, welcome back.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 5:48:51 PM
#167:


I wasn't gonna drink today but I kinda found myself getting beer. Plus I heard this song today and it always puts me in the mood to drink beer. I'll get myself back to normal next week fuck it. Maybe. Probably not but maybe? Nah probably not. At least im in a much better mood than I was last Saturday. Todays Saturday right? Probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEidbkibsiE

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 6:17:29 PM
#168:


I met someone today. Its a fish and uts name is fish. We hung out and I petted fish and he bumped my ankles a lot.

Hes my new best friend.



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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 6:18:36 PM
#169:


Sadly its only fish and one other relative still left there. A month ago fish was half the size and had a dozen brothers and sisters.

I think fish is lonely.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 6:26:40 PM
#170:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I think fish is lonely.
Fish may be hungry, and possibly also a cannibal.
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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 6:29:15 PM
#171:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Fish may be hungry, and possibly also a cannibal.

Oh I wouldn't be surprised if fish has a dark past of eating all fishes sisters and brothers. But I feel like we had a bond.

Or maybe he was trying to eat me in which case I respect the sheer balls of that little fish. I wish I knew what it was. I dont know what baby bass look like but im leaning that way.


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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 6:31:14 PM
#172:


You can teach a fish to fish but you can't lead him to water.

Also gettin into the beer now. *throws bottle cap at jim*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XB9p_fkWcc

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MrMallard
09/25/21 6:51:46 PM
#174:


Fucking Christ. I'm hungover like a dog

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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 6:53:54 PM
#175:


MrMallard posted...
Fucking Christ. I'm hungover like a dog

Head or stomach?

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MrMallard
09/25/21 6:55:17 PM
#176:


MI4 REAL posted...
Head or stomach?
A bit of both tbh. My head is spinning and I can't feel my face, but I also have this persistent groggy aftertaste that's making my stomach churn.

The last time I drank, I was drinking gin and tonic and eating Violet Crumble - it's a local brand of chocolate coated honeycomb. I ended up puking a bunch of undigested honeycomb and gin - felt awesome.

A part of me wants to get up and see if I can puke up whatever's left in my stomach. Another part of me wants to chill and ride out the pain.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 6:55:20 PM
#177:


In the past week I went through a gallon of rum, a gallon of vodka, and now im finishing it all up with a 12 pack of beer. The 16oz cans too so I think I drank enough for while after this is over. Until the first thing that pisses me off comes along and it shouldn't take long either.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 6:56:14 PM
#178:


I once read somewhere that quail are prone to cannibalism. If quail will eat other quail probly everything is a cannibal. Exceot manatees.

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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 6:56:33 PM
#179:


5 fifths of rum and vodka?

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 6:57:06 PM
#180:


I have a family of Quail outside and i've never seen them rip each other apart. Could be when i'm not lookin though.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 6:57:39 PM
#181:


Johnny's liver:

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 6:58:33 PM
#182:


Holy shit did I fall into some radioactive booze?

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 7:04:42 PM
#183:


Guy in town here raises turkey, ducks and quail, only ate quail once but it was pretty damn good for what it was.

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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 7:06:18 PM
#184:


MrMallard posted...
A bit of both tbh. My head is spinning and I can't feel my face, but I also have this persistent groggy aftertaste that's making my stomach churn.

The last time I drank, I was drinking gin and tonic and eating Violet Crumble - it's a local brand of chocolate coated honeycomb. I ended up puking a bunch of undigested honeycomb and gin - felt awesome.

A part of me wants to get up and see if I can puke up whatever's left in my stomach. Another part of me wants to chill and ride out the pain.

Can't FEEL your face? You really outdid yourself.

I'm surprised you aren't puking left and right.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 7:09:46 PM
#185:


I've never seen quail on quail violence either and we have tons here. They're fucky but I've never seen them be cannibal fucky. They take the babies out in bike oaths and teach them to run in front of bikes before they run in front of cars. Which is... smart... I guess.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 7:10:39 PM
#186:


MrMallard posted...
A bit of both tbh. My head is spinning and I can't feel my face, but I also have this persistent groggy aftertaste that's making my stomach churn.
Are you sure you didn't end up drinking some Toilet Duck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJpVJfdoO4c

A part of me wants to get up and see if I can puke up whatever's left in my stomach. Another part of me wants to chill and ride out the pain.
Green tea.
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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 7:12:19 PM
#187:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Are you sure you didn't end up drinking some Toilet Duck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJpVJfdoO4c

Green tea.

I can second this

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 7:13:40 PM
#188:


Green tea helped me a lot when I was in withdrawl and recovery, drank a ton of gatorade also.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:15:04 PM
#189:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I've never seen quail on quail violence either and we have tons here. They're fucky but I've never seen them be cannibal fucky. They take the babies out in bike oaths and teach them to run in front of bikes before they run in front of cars. Which is... smart... I guess.

They're so good at it. These assholes see me coming and time it JUST right to where I miss them. then they wake me up at 6am with their shit head calls of putridness.

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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 7:18:09 PM
#190:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Green tea helped me a lot when I was in withdrawl and recovery, drank a ton of gatorade also.
I use powerade.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 7:18:26 PM
#191:


I used to have such fond memories of Buckeye rum. I'm never drinking it again.

Just screamed into my pillow.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 7:20:48 PM
#192:


MrMallard posted...
I used to have such fond memories of Buckeye rum. I'm never drinking it again.

Just screamed into my pillow.
Been there with Juaraz ,"tequila" which is like 70% agave and 30% other, might be paint thinner.

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Smackems
09/25/21 7:28:30 PM
#193:


Made it to my sister's. Boring ass 3 hour drive with a sea sick dog

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:28:37 PM
#194:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Been there with Juaraz ,"tequila" which is like 70% agave and 30% other, might be paint thinner.

Juarez Tequila??????? Never heard of it and I live less than an hour away from that place. I guess they don't even wanna fuck with it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:32:16 PM
#195:


Ohhh man this made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6l4b1_Px5c

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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 7:34:43 PM
#196:


nowadays I somehow gurgle into my throat when I breathe during sleep. I think it might be the hypothyroidism I was recently diagnosed.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 7:41:02 PM
#197:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Been there with Juaraz ,"tequila" which is like 70% agave and 30% other, might be paint thinner.
Oh yeah, Buckeye is one of those. At least the spiced rum tasted good, this shit is just swill that makes you feel sick.

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Smackems
09/25/21 7:41:59 PM
#198:


People that come up behind you on the interstate hitting their brights on and off wanting you to move can suck my dick. Fuck you you're the one wanting around ME, you go around


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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:42:54 PM
#199:


Were you in the left lane? Passing lane? If so I woulda ran you off the road into a ditch, otherwise I woulda ran them off the road into a said ditch.

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Smackems
09/25/21 7:44:54 PM
#200:


Left lane on the interstate, the "fast lane" and I was going 85

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