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MI4 REAL
09/25/21 7:45:27 PM
#201:


Just slow down, they'll pass.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 7:47:46 PM
#202:


Smackems posted...
Left lane on the interstate, the "fast lane" and I was going 85
If there's nobody on your right, you're in the wrong lane.
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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 7:49:37 PM
#203:


When I lived in Georgia there was a law, regardless if you are going 120 in the left lane, if someone wants to go faster, they can ticket you for not moving over. Maybe it's the same in other states too, but it's also likely that the guy would have no issue getting around but he was just being a dick.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:51:13 PM
#204:


Yeah I think it's the same just about anywhere. My friend got a ticket and was mad about it because he wasn't speeding he was just in the left lane with no cars around.... I'm like "If there was no cars around I would have given you a warning, but you should know this by now".

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Smackems
09/25/21 7:51:20 PM
#205:


Questionmarktarius posted...
If there's nobody on your right, you're in the wrong lane.
I was going faster than anyone else in the vicinity, just this one bitch got up behind me blinking. Nah, she can just go around

Edit: and I was passing people btw. They were spaced out

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 7:52:10 PM
#206:


Smackems posted...
I was going faster than anyone else in the vicinity, just this one bitch got up behind me blinking. Nah, she can just go around
If you are actively passing another car, then anyone behind you can get fucked. Otherwise, move the hell over.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 7:53:38 PM
#207:


Smackems vs The Parking Garage vs The Mississippi State Troopers.... Time to kick some ASSSSSPHALT

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Smackems
09/25/21 7:57:52 PM
#208:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Smackems vs The Parking Garage vs The Mississippi State Troopers.... Time to kick some ASSSSSPHALT
I know some troopers. I got dem connections

Just tell em my daddy is the sergeant general of the thingamajig

(He's a Commanding Sergeant Major or something. An e9)

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TreyFlowers
09/25/21 8:02:17 PM
#209:


MrMallard posted...
persistent groggy aftertaste that's making my stomach churn.

this is the worst part

And you can't drink water because it just washes that disgusting taste down and you taste it all

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MrMallard
09/25/21 8:08:04 PM
#210:


TreyFlowers posted...
this is the worst part

And you can't drink water because it just washes that disgusting taste down and you taste it all
I would welcome that right now, because at least the taste would be gone.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 8:08:34 PM
#211:


Well you don't swallow it you just swish it around your mouth and spit it out. I never had to to do this what the fuck kinda liquor are you gentlemen drinkin?

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 8:12:59 PM
#212:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They're so good at it. These assholes see me coming and time it JUST right to where I miss them. then they wake me up at 6am with their shit head calls of putridness.

It's like its a basic need for quail survival. All they do is just spend their lives running in front of shit. Way to totally waste being a bird that can fly you dumb adrenaline junkie bobble heads.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 8:15:10 PM
#213:


Smackems posted...
I know some troopers. I got dem connections

Just tell em my daddy is the sergeant general of the thingamajig

(He's a Commanding Sergeant Major or something. An e9)

I'm gonna use this next time I get pulled over. Ill just tell em ny buddy on gfaqs' dad is the sergeant thingamajig of America place town.

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JimCarrysToe
09/25/21 8:15:58 PM
#214:


CanuckCowboy posted...
It's like its a basic need for quail survival. All they do is just spend their lives running in front of shit. Way to totally waste being a bird that can fly you dumb adrenaline junkie bobble heads.
At least they dont live in your home and run infront of your feet as your walking, then meow angrily if they mess up and you kick their ankles.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 8:18:32 PM
#215:


CanuckCowboy posted...
It's like its a basic need for quail survival. All they do is just spend their lives running in front of shit. Way to totally waste being a bird that can fly you dumb adrenaline junkie bobble heads.

Yeahhhhh damn i've never been so anti-quail in my life.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 8:19:57 PM
#216:


Walter isn't too bad for that. He's horrible for sneak attacking from behind though. His whole thing is trying to get both paws right in the back of my knee and when he hits it it kinda works. But when he doesn't he almost gets stepped on and I fall.

Like I didn't even know you were up dude calm down running in from nowhere.

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Smackems
09/25/21 8:22:52 PM
#217:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I'm gonna use this next time I get pulled over. Ill just tell em ny buddy on gfaqs' dad is the sergeant thingamajig of America place town.
Yeah I didn't wanna say what he's in command of cuz there's some creepy ass mufuckas here lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 8:23:15 PM
#218:


JimCarrysToe posted...
At least they dont live in your home and run infront of your feet as your walking, then meow angrily if they mess up and you kick their ankles.

Actually this too. Godamn my cat will slow walk in front of me and when I change directions she'll cut me off on purpose. Or she'll lie in the hallway when it's pitch dark and that's a bad combo if i'm comin in drunk.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 8:27:30 PM
#219:


let's try this again...

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Smackems
09/25/21 8:31:48 PM
#220:


Questionmarktarius posted...
let's try this again...
Fuck yeah dude

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 8:36:03 PM
#221:


I don't see enough beer though.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 8:39:02 PM
#222:


as soon as it burns down to coals, gonna cook a pizza
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 8:40:00 PM
#223:


Why do I feel like this has already happened to @JimCarrysToe ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7WPZfLPTFA

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 9:02:34 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 9:05:36 PM
#225:


Did you make that yourself? I like the screen you got for it.

If I started a fire outside in a pit even, I just know i'd start a bigger fire with the embers.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 9:06:46 PM
#226:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did you make that yourself?
It's a Menard's kit, but there was digging and amateur masonry involved, yes.
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Smackems
09/25/21 9:07:17 PM
#227:


So much steak and SOUR DOUGH CHOCOLATE CHIP CHOCOLATE CAKE

Imma eat the shit out of that and DIE

This is all for my mom's BDay

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 9:14:33 PM
#228:


pizza time, bitches


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MrMallard
09/25/21 9:18:19 PM
#229:


Jesus dude, fuck yeah.

Wish I could get a slice, my hangover has me like

https://youtu.be/RIiA55losM0

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 9:23:45 PM
#230:


Questionmarktarius posted...
let's try this again...

Good times in a single image.

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 9:24:34 PM
#231:


Questionmarktarius posted...
pizza time, bitches


Oh wow its gotten way better now too.


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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 9:27:17 PM
#232:


What happened to that one side where it got all burnty?

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 9:35:08 PM
#233:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What happened to that one side where it got all burnty?

The swing grill don't like having twenty or thirty pounds of iron on it.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/21 9:36:44 PM
#235:


Woozul posted...
What kind of green tea?
shitty cheap store-brand teabags gets the job done.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 9:40:24 PM
#236:


I can't stand green tea. Gatorade would probably do me up nice though.

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MrMallard
09/25/21 9:48:13 PM
#238:


I could definitely go for some Maximus rn, it's like an off brand Gatorade that I like better.

Blue Maximus is more hydrating than water.

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 9:50:11 PM
#239:


Damn good looking pizza

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MabusIncarnate
09/25/21 9:51:13 PM
#240:


Woozul posted...
What kind of green tea?
I just use teabags and a small bit of sugar

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 9:59:31 PM
#241:


@Woozul were you posting in the drinking topics before Jim left? I can't remember exactly when, but I bet Jim is gonna find another wtf moment when she see's us getting along.

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:01:19 PM
#242:


Will Jim like me

I'm fat and weird

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:02:26 PM
#243:


I feel like you two are gonna clash with craziness for sure.

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:02:45 PM
#244:


What? I'm not crazy you're crazy

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:04:15 PM
#245:


That's exactly what she would respond to me with. Should be interesting.

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:05:47 PM
#246:


Maybe we will feed off each other's derpage. Tbh there are a few users here that go along with my dumb shit and it's one of the reasons I come here

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:07:11 PM
#247:


Well we had a card in CAH that was simply "What did Jim Google search today?" It was almost a single card you could play every round.

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Smackems
09/25/21 10:11:06 PM
#248:


There are are 6 dogs in this house and four of them are lying on my mom. She's in heaven lmao

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CanuckCowboy
09/25/21 10:12:41 PM
#249:


Smackems posted...
There are are 6 dogs in this house and four of them are lying on my mom. She's in heaven lmao

God I love animals. Having a cat or dog lay on you when you're sleeping is the coziest thing ever.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/25/21 10:14:43 PM
#250:


Happy Birthday to your mom btw.

I had to go to my neigbors and let the dogs off their leashes. These dogs are so filled with energy it's downright not possible. They're just always in emergency situation frantic mode. Catahoulas...



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