Poll of the Day > Lmao nice, my mom bought me Metroid Dread

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Blighboy 10/08/21 4:21:57 PM #1:	I guess she really does love me more than all those dudes she sleeps with --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958837776] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>I guess she really does love me more than all those dudes she sleeps with </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanatteru 10/08/21 4:29:05 PM #2:	can't wait for my wife's boyfriend to let me use the switch so i can play the copy of metroid dread my mom bought me --- despair-inducing \| she/her <cite>Kanatteru posted [p:958837974] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>can't wait for my wife's boyfriend to let me use the switch so i can play the copy of metroid dread my mom bought me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 10/08/21 4:39:33 PM #4:	Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain. --- I'm actually really enjoying GodFall. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:958838255] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 10/08/21 4:41:45 PM #5:	I repeatedly tell my mom I dont want clothes and have little room for them, and instead she buys me even more, picks things I would never wear, and then complains when I dont wear them. --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:958838322] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>I repeatedly tell my mom I dont want clothes and have little room for them, and instead she buys me even more, picks things I would never wear, and then complains when I dont wear them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 10/08/21 4:42:47 PM #6:	PK_Spam posted... I repeatedly tell my mom I dont want clothes and have little room for them, and instead she buys me even more, picks things I would never wear, and then complains when I dont wear them. You sound incredibly ungrateful. I literally have not had to dress myself in over a decade. I can't even imagine having to pick out my own socks. --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958838352] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite> <quote>I repeatedly tell my mom I dont want clothes and have little room for them, and instead she buys me even more, picks things I would never wear, and then complains when I dont wear them.</quote>You sound incredibly ungrateful. I literally have not had to dress myself in over a decade. I can't even imagine having to pick out my own socks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 10/08/21 5:07:11 PM #7:	HornedLion posted... Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain. ayyyy lmao Suckin the life force outta you like a motherfucking Metroid lmao --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:958839031] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain.</quote>ayyyy lmao Suckin the life force outta you like a motherfucking Metroid lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 10/08/21 5:08:32 PM #8:	HornedLion posted... Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain. Did she lick your Morph Balls? --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:958839080] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Thats funny cause your mom gave me Mother Brain.</quote>Did she lick your Morph Balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/08/21 6:49:36 PM #9:	SilentSeph posted... Did she lick your Morph Balls? I dare you to lick the Metroid Dread cart --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:958842151] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>SilentSeph posted... </cite> <quote>Did she lick your Morph Balls?</quote> I dare you to lick the Metroid Dread cart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 10/08/21 7:58:53 PM #10:	Can your Mom buy me a Metroid Dread :V? --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:958844190] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Can your Mom buy me a Metroid Dread :V? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 10/08/21 8:01:46 PM #11:	I bought Metroid Dread for my partner because he wanted a physical copy, that sussy baka --- https://imgur.com/HZf4bFJ the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:958844285] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>I bought Metroid Dread for my partner because he wanted a physical copy, that sussy baka </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/08/21 8:08:31 PM #12:	don't forget to get the grabonvial like a screen away from the first save room --- have you ever had buttered toast before have you ever had buttered toast before <cite>likehelly posted [p:958844503] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>don't forget to get the grabonvial like a screen away from the first save room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 10/08/21 8:09:15 PM #13:	RCtheWSBC posted... I bought Metroid Dread for my partner because he wanted a physical copy, that sussy baka You should have had your mom buy you a copy so you could give it to his mom for her to give to him You really fucked up there --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958844524] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>RCtheWSBC posted... </cite> <quote>I bought Metroid Dread for my partner because he wanted a physical copy, that sussy baka</quote>You should have had your mom buy you a copy so you could give it to his mom for her to give to him You really fucked up there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 10/08/21 8:09:30 PM #14:	SPOILERS helly, goddamn I've avoided every twitch streamer today playing it so I could watch my boyfriend and resist backseat gaming! --- https://imgur.com/HZf4bFJ the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:958844534] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>SPOILERS helly, goddamn I've avoided every twitch streamer today playing it so I could watch my boyfriend and resist backseat gaming! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 10/08/21 8:11:30 PM #15:	Blighboy posted... You should have had your mom buy you a copy so you could give it to his mom for her to give to him You really fucked up there Y'know, at first read this sounds silly but I can actually imagine a scenario where I pull this off. And that's pretty neat. --- https://imgur.com/HZf4bFJ the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:958844591] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Blighboy posted... </cite> <quote>You should have had your mom buy you a copy so you could give it to his mom for her to give to him You really fucked up there</quote>Y'know, at first read this sounds silly but I can actually imagine a scenario where I pull this off. And that's pretty neat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 10/08/21 8:16:21 PM #16:	So I get that Adam is supposed to sound like a robot and not a true AI but they literally could not have given him a more awful voice. --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958844714] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>So I get that Adam is supposed to sound like a robot and not a true AI but they literally could not have given him a more awful voice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/08/21 8:17:58 PM #17:	RCtheWSBC posted... SPOILERS helly, goddamn I've avoided every twitch streamer today playing it so I could watch my boyfriend and resist backseat gaming! grabonvial isn't a spoiler --- have you ever had buttered toast before have you ever had buttered toast before <cite>likehelly posted [p:958844761] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>RCtheWSBC posted... </cite> <quote>SPOILERS helly, goddamn I've avoided every twitch streamer today playing it so I could watch my boyfriend and resist backseat gaming!</quote>grabonvial isn't a spoiler </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/08/21 8:18:38 PM #18:	grabonvial these nuts --- have you ever had buttered toast before have you ever had buttered toast before <cite>likehelly posted [p:958844777] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>grabonvial these nuts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 10/08/21 8:20:47 PM #19:	likehelly posted... grabonvial these nuts got meeee --- https://imgur.com/HZf4bFJ the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:958844845] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>likehelly posted... </cite> <quote>grabonvial these nuts</quote>got meeee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 10/09/21 1:45:23 PM #20:	Took me way more tries to kill ~~Kraid~~ than it probably should have, those ~~bouncing bellybutton bombs~~ were rough --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958864229] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Took me way more tries to kill Kraid than it probably should have, those bouncing bellybutton bombs were rough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 10/09/21 3:33:31 PM #21:	Lokarin posted... I dare you to lick the Metroid Dread cart i lick all of my Nintendo switch carts to check for authenticity --- wieners and farts??? idk lol <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:958867155] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite> <quote>I dare you to lick the Metroid Dread cart</quote>i lick all of my Nintendo switch carts to check for authenticity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 10/09/21 5:05:10 PM #22:	DirtBasedSoap posted... i lick all of my Nintendo switch carts to check for authenticity Okay but my boyfriend told me today he literally does this with every physical switch game. I was fucking stunlocked. --- https://imgur.com/HZf4bFJ the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:958869795] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite> <quote>i lick all of my Nintendo switch carts to check for authenticity</quote>Okay but my boyfriend told me today he literally does this with every physical switch game. I was fucking stunlocked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/09/21 6:41:36 PM #23:	you have to check authenticity with nintendo cartridges --- have you ever had buttered toast before have you ever had buttered toast before <cite>likehelly posted [p:958872577] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>you have to check authenticity with nintendo cartridges </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 10/09/21 10:28:57 PM #24:	Thanks to this thread I went out and got: --- I'm actually really enjoying GodFall. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:958878375] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Thanks to this thread I went out and got: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 10/09/21 10:43:10 PM #25:	HornedLion posted... Thanks to this thread I went out and got: Wow, you're such a loving mother. Your son will be thrilled. --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:958878804] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Thanks to this thread I went out and got: </quote>Wow, you're such a loving mother. Your son will be thrilled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
likehelly 10/09/21 10:54:54 PM #26:	i'm a son and i'm not thrilled my mom didn't buy ME metroid dread --- have you ever had buttered toast before have you ever had buttered toast before <cite>likehelly posted [p:958879091] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>i'm a son and i'm not thrilled my mom didn't buy ME metroid dread </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 10/10/21 9:45:55 AM #27:	Blighboy posted... Wow, you're such a loving mother. Your son will be thrilled. Nah, I got my son this: Hes thrilled af. I honestly didnt even know they had a part 3 to Luigis Mansion. --- I'm actually really enjoying GodFall. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:958888926] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Blighboy posted... </cite> <quote>Wow, you're such a loving mother. Your son will be thrilled.</quote> Nah, I got my son this: Hes thrilled af. I honestly didnt even know they had a part 3 to Luigis Mansion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 10/10/21 9:50:21 AM #28:	HornedLion posted... Nah, I got my son this: I heard it has a lot of action --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:958889006] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Nah, I got my son this:</quote>I heard it has a lot of action </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat 10/10/21 9:55:37 AM #29:	Well Arv did tell your Mom to treat you good --- Things are about to get arvified <cite>ArvTheGreat posted [p:958889096] in Lmao nice,... [t:79701231]...</cite> <quote>Well Arv did tell your Mom to treat you good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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