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DJquackquack
10/11/21 9:34:49 PM
#102:


Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**.

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LeadPipeCinche
10/11/21 9:35:02 PM
#103:


Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Sex with humans must be awkward as fuck for Superman.

Imagine having sex with a giant paper cup. Anything he does will just destroy it.

People look at Wonder Woman and Superman being a couple as being cliche but she seems like the only one who could take it.


But Lois was preggers by Superman.
Somehow she survived him busting a nut her.
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Nacen
10/11/21 9:37:51 PM
#104:


DJquackquack posted...
Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**.
More like a nuke.

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DJquackquack
10/11/21 9:39:02 PM
#105:


Nacen posted...
More like a nuke.
Oof.

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DJquackquack
10/11/21 9:41:14 PM
#106:


LeadPipeCinche posted...
But Lois was preggers by Superman.
Somehow she survived him busting a nut her.
Idk how itd even work. Hed have to lay motionless to avoid tearing her in half.

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LinkPizza
10/11/21 9:41:28 PM
#107:


Nacen posted...
DJquackquack posted...
Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**.

More like a nuke.

Which is why Id be the top Also, because I just dont bottom
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jumi
10/11/21 9:45:22 PM
#108:


LinkPizza posted...
Which is why Id be the top Also, because I just dont bottom

His anus would effortlessly crush your puny human peepee.

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DogOfPeace
10/11/21 10:16:29 PM
#109:


LeadPipeCinche posted...
But Lois was preggers by Superman.
Somehow she survived him busting a nut her.

a comic explained why.

he reached his destination in his hand first

Kidding

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LinkPizza
10/11/21 10:19:13 PM
#110:


jumi posted...
His anus would effortlessly crush your puny human peepee.

Not if he bottoms correctly Or I guess a condom with a little kryptonite Or kryptonite dust in the lube. I go bareback, so
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Master_Materia
10/11/21 10:22:58 PM
#111:


Comics getting dumber everyday.

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DogOfPeace
10/11/21 10:25:35 PM
#112:


Master_Materia posted...
Comics getting dumber everyday.

yes.

I can see a storyline where this new supes loses a fight by getting a kryptonite handy and he is given the old dick twist

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jumi
10/11/21 11:08:45 PM
#113:


DogOfPeace posted...
yes.

I can see a storyline where this new supes loses a fight by getting a kryptonite handy and he is given the old dick twist

Because that's a weakness only gay men have as opposed to straight men, right?

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DogOfPeace
10/11/21 11:26:26 PM
#114:


jumi posted...
Because that's a weakness only gay men have as opposed to straight men, right?

I dont think other men have a weakness for kryptonite

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LinkPizza
10/11/21 11:51:29 PM
#115:


DogOfPeace posted...
I dont think other men have a weakness for kryptonite

Think hes talking about the old fashioned you mentioned
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Sheiky-Baby
10/11/21 11:55:19 PM
#116:


Only a matter of time we get transexual Spawns!

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DogOfPeace
10/11/21 11:59:14 PM
#117:


LinkPizza posted...
Think hes talking about the old fashioned you mentioned

whyd he object to that?

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LinkPizza
10/12/21 12:06:23 AM
#118:


DogOfPeace posted...
whyd he object to that?

I believe he was saying it sounds like youre saying the new supes would fall for the kryptonite handy trick just because hes gay (but actually bi)
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DogOfPeace
10/12/21 12:11:35 AM
#119:


LinkPizza posted...
I believe he was saying it sounds like youre saying the new supes would fall for the kryptonite handy trick just because hes gay (but actually bi)

then he is such a sad poster :(

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kuwab0
10/12/21 12:17:52 AM
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skermac
10/12/21 12:20:06 AM
#121:


Who will break the news to lois lane?

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Garioshi
10/12/21 12:23:16 AM
#122:


Master_Materia posted...
Comics getting dumber everyday.



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spikethedevil
10/12/21 6:03:01 AM
#123:


skermac posted...
Who will break the news to lois lane?

That her son is bi? @skermac Maybe read more than the topic title next time.

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Sheiky-Baby
10/12/21 6:30:42 AM
#124:


Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too!

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HairyQueen
10/12/21 6:33:59 AM
#125:


Sheiky-Baby posted...
Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too!
Correct. They dont have the balls to do it

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scamatoru
10/12/21 6:35:39 AM
#126:


thank god were saved from that old straight white toxic superman I can finally sleep at night

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harley2280
10/12/21 6:37:01 AM
#127:


Sheiky-Baby posted...
Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too!

No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community.
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ReignFury
10/12/21 6:44:07 AM
#128:


harley2280 posted...
No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community.

The gays always look down on the bi community

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mooreandrew58
10/12/21 6:45:20 AM
#129:


Id honestly just want more Apollo and midnighter but whatever. Always loved midnights and dc at least made Apollo good looking after they bought him out.

I have bias though. I tend to prefer the Superman rip offs that aint as OP but also dont have a stupid weakness to a green rock. Like apollos weakness is basically he gets weaker the more he uses his powers. Like supes his basically a solar energy battery but when he drains his he basically becomes a regular human

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harley2280
10/12/21 6:48:56 AM
#130:


ReignFury posted...
harley2280 posted...
No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community.

The gays always look down on the bi community

So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice.mooreandrew58 posted...
Id honestly just want more Apollo and midnighter but whatever. Always loved midnights and dc at least made Apollo good looking after they bought him out.

I have bias though. I tend to prefer the Superman rip offs that aint as OP but also dont have a stupid weakness to a green rock. Like apollos weakness is basically he gets weaker the more he uses his powers. Like supes his basically a solar energy battery but when he drains his he basically becomes a regular human

Goku?
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mooreandrew58
10/12/21 6:54:41 AM
#131:


harley2280 posted...
So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice.

Goku?

I only consider goku a supes ripoff in term of orgin story. He lives in a universe where tons of people got the same types of abilities he has he just tends to do it better in the end.

Apollo was literally another comic companies superman. Powers gained from the sun. Super strong super fast super durable. Can shoot solar powered laser beams.I think out of his eyes and hands though. He lacked freeze breath though.

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harley2280
10/12/21 7:03:21 AM
#132:


mooreandrew58 posted...
harley2280 posted...
So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice.

Goku?

I only consider goku a supes ripoff in term of orgin story. He lives in a universe where tons of people got the same types of abilities he has he just tends to do it better in the end.

Apollo was literally another comic companies superman. Powers gained from the sun. Super strong super fast super durable. Can shoot solar powered laser beams.I think out of his eyes and hands though. He lacked freeze breath though.

For some reason when you said Apollo my mind went straight to Greek/Roman mythology and I was trying to figure out why that got mentioned, but now it makes way more sense.
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yusiko
10/12/21 7:18:03 AM
#133:


midnighter is one of my favorite superheroes
dont care much for appolo though

midnighter and nightwing have so much chemistry together they should team up more often

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ssk9716757
10/12/21 7:21:40 AM
#134:


but being straight is supermans strongest power

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mooreandrew58
10/12/21 7:24:21 AM
#135:


harley2280 posted...
For some reason when you said Apollo my mind went straight to Greek/Roman mythology and I was trying to figure out why that got mentioned, but now it makes way more sense.

Yeah it's weird DC basically has two characters named Apollo since they use the Greek gods as characters.

yusiko posted...
midnighter is one of my favorite superheroes
dont care much for appolo though

midnighter and nightwing have so much chemistry together they should team up more often
I love midnighter too. Hes a gay character you wouldnt expect. He loves violence and killing provided he thinks the person deserves it.

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harley2280
10/12/21 7:25:09 AM
#136:


mooreandrew58 posted...
Yeah it's weird DC basically has two characters named Apollo since they use the Greek gods as characters.

Well I appreciate the education in DC superhero lore.
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El Marsh
10/12/21 9:15:25 AM
#137:


Wait, Richard Simmons is gay? When did he come out?

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Doom_Art
10/12/21 9:21:36 AM
#138:


Jon Kent is a fun character so I approve

This news will also make certain people extremely mad so I doubly approve

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FortuneCookie
10/12/21 10:57:27 AM
#139:


Garioshi posted...

Superboy was hypnotized into thinking he was Hitler? It's a good thing Twitter wasn't around back then. People would be digging up tweets he made while he was hypnotized and trying to get him canceled for them.

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Garioshi
10/12/21 11:19:51 AM
#140:


FortuneCookie posted...
Superboy was hypnotized into thinking he was Hitler? It's a good thing Twitter wasn't around back then. People would be digging up tweets he made while he was hypnotized and trying to get him canceled for them.

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No, he literally mind swapped with Hitler. Without exaggeration, he is literally Hitler.

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DogOfPeace
10/12/21 12:05:30 PM
#141:


Isnt Superman an alien?

how are we sure he has the same kind of genitals humans have? He could also have both male and female genitals, we would never know.
maybe males have V in krypton and females have D, how would we know ?

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Tyranthraxus
10/12/21 12:30:28 PM
#142:


DogOfPeace posted...
Isnt Superman an alien?

how are we sure he has the same kind of genitals humans have? He could also have both male and female genitals, we would never know.
maybe males have V in krypton and females have D, how would we know ?

https://i.imgur.com/RCPYB14.jpeg

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Sheiky-Baby
10/12/21 2:40:15 PM
#143:


harley2280 posted...
No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community.
They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol.

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LinkPizza
10/12/21 2:50:31 PM
#144:


Sheiky-Baby posted...
They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol.

I think people want representation is regular media. Not just sexual media
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Sheiky-Baby
10/12/21 2:52:11 PM
#145:


LinkPizza posted...
I think people want representation is regular media. Not just sexual media
Bi sexuals are represented in regular media as well. Are you guys living in caves?

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Tyranthraxus
10/12/21 2:57:39 PM
#146:


Sheiky-Baby posted...
They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol.

Bruh you got to be fucking kidding me

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DogOfPeace
10/12/21 3:05:31 PM
#147:


Tyranthraxus posted...
https://i.imgur.com/RCPYB14.jpeg

im dead lmao

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Mistere Man
10/12/21 3:09:46 PM
#148:


DogOfPeace posted...
im dead lmao
Same!

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Sheiky-Baby
10/12/21 6:06:15 PM
#149:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Bruh you got to be fucking kidding me
No, bruh.

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LinkPizza
10/12/21 7:38:40 PM
#150:


Sheiky-Baby posted...
Bi sexuals are represented in regular media as well. Are you guys living in caves?

I didnt say they werent. But in your post, you mentioned how they get lots of representation (mainly through porn). And I was saying they probably want more representation in regular media in response
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Ilishe
10/13/21 2:22:20 AM
#151:


dave_is_slick posted...
I hate fandoms so much. Do they have any idea how fast Supes is? It's not even a contest!

Yeah it's not like Sora is He-Man to be able to fight Supes and have a chance.

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