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DJquackquack 10/11/21 9:34:49 PM #102: |
Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**.
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LeadPipeCinche 10/11/21 9:35:02 PM #103: |
Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Sex with humans must be awkward as fuck for Superman. But Lois was preggers by Superman. Somehow she survived him busting a nut her. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nacen 10/11/21 9:37:51 PM #104: |
DJquackquack posted...
Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**.More like a nuke. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DJquackquack 10/11/21 9:39:02 PM #105: |
Nacen posted...
More like a nuke.Oof. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DJquackquack 10/11/21 9:41:14 PM #106: |
LeadPipeCinche posted...
But Lois was preggers by Superman.Idk how itd even work. Hed have to lay motionless to avoid tearing her in half. --- If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/11/21 9:41:28 PM #107: |
Nacen posted...
DJquackquack posted...Imagine getting topped by Superman. Itd be like a shotgun going off in your a**. Which is why Id be the top Also, because I just dont bottom --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 10/11/21 9:45:22 PM #108: |
LinkPizza posted...
Which is why Id be the top Also, because I just dont bottom His anus would effortlessly crush your puny human peepee. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DogOfPeace 10/11/21 10:16:29 PM #109: |
LeadPipeCinche posted...
But Lois was preggers by Superman. a comic explained why. he reached his destination in his hand first --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/11/21 10:19:13 PM #110: |
jumi posted...
His anus would effortlessly crush your puny human peepee. Not if he bottoms correctly Or I guess a condom with a little kryptonite Or kryptonite dust in the lube. I go bareback, so --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Materia 10/11/21 10:22:58 PM #111: |
Comics getting dumber everyday.
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DogOfPeace 10/11/21 10:25:35 PM #112: |
Master_Materia posted...
Comics getting dumber everyday. yes. I can see a storyline where this new supes loses a fight by getting a kryptonite handy and he is given the old dick twist --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 10/11/21 11:08:45 PM #113: |
DogOfPeace posted...
yes. Because that's a weakness only gay men have as opposed to straight men, right? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DogOfPeace 10/11/21 11:26:26 PM #114: |
jumi posted...
Because that's a weakness only gay men have as opposed to straight men, right? I dont think other men have a weakness for kryptonite --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/11/21 11:51:29 PM #115: |
DogOfPeace posted...
I dont think other men have a weakness for kryptonite Think hes talking about the old fashioned you mentioned --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 10/11/21 11:55:19 PM #116: |
Only a matter of time we get transexual Spawns!
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DogOfPeace 10/11/21 11:59:14 PM #117: |
LinkPizza posted...
Think hes talking about the old fashioned you mentioned whyd he object to that? --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/12/21 12:06:23 AM #118: |
DogOfPeace posted...
whyd he object to that? I believe he was saying it sounds like youre saying the new supes would fall for the kryptonite handy trick just because hes gay (but actually bi) --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DogOfPeace 10/12/21 12:11:35 AM #119: |
LinkPizza posted...
I believe he was saying it sounds like youre saying the new supes would fall for the kryptonite handy trick just because hes gay (but actually bi) then he is such a sad poster :( --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 10/12/21 12:17:52 AM #120: |
He should have been a bear
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skermac 10/12/21 12:20:06 AM #121: |
Who will break the news to lois lane?
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Garioshi 10/12/21 12:23:16 AM #122: |
Master_Materia posted...
Comics getting dumber everyday. ![]() --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 10/12/21 6:03:01 AM #123: |
skermac posted...
Who will break the news to lois lane? That her son is bi? @skermac Maybe read more than the topic title next time. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 10/12/21 6:30:42 AM #124: |
Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too!
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HairyQueen 10/12/21 6:33:59 AM #125: |
Sheiky-Baby posted...
Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too!Correct. They dont have the balls to do it --- Good vibes only ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scamatoru 10/12/21 6:35:39 AM #126: |
thank god were saved from that old straight white toxic superman I can finally sleep at night
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harley2280 10/12/21 6:37:01 AM #127: |
Sheiky-Baby posted...
Am I the only one who thought making him a bi was a cop out? Just make him 100% Richard Simmons gay, or don't. They just made him bi, so when people complain, they can go, no, no, he like pussies too! No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community. --- PSN/GT: Harley2280 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReignFury 10/12/21 6:44:07 AM #128: |
harley2280 posted...
No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community. The gays always look down on the bi community --- Occasionally s***posting in a dead gaming forum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 10/12/21 6:45:20 AM #129: |
Id honestly just want more Apollo and midnighter but whatever. Always loved midnights and dc at least made Apollo good looking after they bought him out.
I have bias though. I tend to prefer the Superman rip offs that aint as OP but also dont have a stupid weakness to a green rock. Like apollos weakness is basically he gets weaker the more he uses his powers. Like supes his basically a solar energy battery but when he drains his he basically becomes a regular human --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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harley2280 10/12/21 6:48:56 AM #130: |
ReignFury posted...
harley2280 posted... So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice.mooreandrew58 posted... Id honestly just want more Apollo and midnighter but whatever. Always loved midnights and dc at least made Apollo good looking after they bought him out. Goku? --- PSN/GT: Harley2280 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 10/12/21 6:54:41 AM #131: |
harley2280 posted...
So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice. I only consider goku a supes ripoff in term of orgin story. He lives in a universe where tons of people got the same types of abilities he has he just tends to do it better in the end. Apollo was literally another comic companies superman. Powers gained from the sun. Super strong super fast super durable. Can shoot solar powered laser beams.I think out of his eyes and hands though. He lacked freeze breath though. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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harley2280 10/12/21 7:03:21 AM #132: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
harley2280 posted...So do the straights. Which is why I think bi is a good choice. For some reason when you said Apollo my mind went straight to Greek/Roman mythology and I was trying to figure out why that got mentioned, but now it makes way more sense. --- PSN/GT: Harley2280 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 10/12/21 7:18:03 AM #133: |
midnighter is one of my favorite superheroes
dont care much for appolo though midnighter and nightwing have so much chemistry together they should team up more often --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssk9716757 10/12/21 7:21:40 AM #134: |
but being straight is supermans strongest power
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mooreandrew58 10/12/21 7:24:21 AM #135: |
harley2280 posted...
For some reason when you said Apollo my mind went straight to Greek/Roman mythology and I was trying to figure out why that got mentioned, but now it makes way more sense. Yeah it's weird DC basically has two characters named Apollo since they use the Greek gods as characters. yusiko posted... midnighter is one of my favorite superheroesI love midnighter too. Hes a gay character you wouldnt expect. He loves violence and killing provided he thinks the person deserves it. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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harley2280 10/12/21 7:25:09 AM #136: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
Yeah it's weird DC basically has two characters named Apollo since they use the Greek gods as characters. Well I appreciate the education in DC superhero lore. --- PSN/GT: Harley2280 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 10/12/21 9:15:25 AM #137: |
Wait, Richard Simmons is gay? When did he come out?
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Doom_Art 10/12/21 9:21:36 AM #138: |
Jon Kent is a fun character so I approve
This news will also make certain people extremely mad so I doubly approve --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 10/12/21 10:57:27 AM #139: |
Garioshi posted...
Superboy was hypnotized into thinking he was Hitler? It's a good thing Twitter wasn't around back then. People would be digging up tweets he made while he was hypnotized and trying to get him canceled for them. <_< ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 10/12/21 11:19:51 AM #140: |
FortuneCookie posted...
Superboy was hypnotized into thinking he was Hitler? It's a good thing Twitter wasn't around back then. People would be digging up tweets he made while he was hypnotized and trying to get him canceled for them.No, he literally mind swapped with Hitler. Without exaggeration, he is literally Hitler. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DogOfPeace 10/12/21 12:05:30 PM #141: |
Isnt Superman an alien?
how are we sure he has the same kind of genitals humans have? He could also have both male and female genitals, we would never know. maybe males have V in krypton and females have D, how would we know ? --- Woof! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/12/21 12:30:28 PM #142: |
DogOfPeace posted...
Isnt Superman an alien? https://i.imgur.com/RCPYB14.jpeg --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 10/12/21 2:40:15 PM #143: |
harley2280 posted...
No. Bi people exist, and are highly unrepresented in the LQBTQ+ community.They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol. --- I'll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/12/21 2:50:31 PM #144: |
Sheiky-Baby posted...
They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol. I think people want representation is regular media. Not just sexual media --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 10/12/21 2:52:11 PM #145: |
LinkPizza posted...
I think people want representation is regular media. Not just sexual mediaBi sexuals are represented in regular media as well. Are you guys living in caves? --- I'll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/12/21 2:57:39 PM #146: |
Sheiky-Baby posted...
They're highly represented elsewhere, more so than any other sexuals other than hetero. Namely porn. And with billions of eyes on that shit, that's good enough. Bi sexuals highly unpresented, lol. Bruh you got to be fucking kidding me --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DogOfPeace 10/12/21 3:05:31 PM #147: |
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Mistere Man 10/12/21 3:09:46 PM #148: |
DogOfPeace posted...
im dead lmaoSame! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sheiky-Baby 10/12/21 6:06:15 PM #149: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
Bruh you got to be fucking kidding meNo, bruh. --- I'll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 10/12/21 7:38:40 PM #150: |
Sheiky-Baby posted...
Bi sexuals are represented in regular media as well. Are you guys living in caves? I didnt say they werent. But in your post, you mentioned how they get lots of representation (mainly through porn). And I was saying they probably want more representation in regular media in response --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 10/13/21 2:22:20 AM #151: |
dave_is_slick posted...
I hate fandoms so much. Do they have any idea how fast Supes is? It's not even a contest! Yeah it's not like Sora is He-Man to be able to fight Supes and have a chance. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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