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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:22:42 PM
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Whats you're excuse?

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What_
10/13/21 8:23:05 PM
#2:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Whats you're excuse?

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s0nicfan
10/13/21 8:24:01 PM
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/21 8:24:30 PM
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Maybe you should ask him to teach you about your and you're.

Ha! I got you so good. >_>

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:24:40 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Well I mean she has a point.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:26:02 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Maybe you should ask him to teach you about your and you're.

Ha! I got you so good. >_>
Maybe I should. I didn't actually notice that but it was likely autocorrect because for whatever reason my phone always wants to autocorrect "your" but will never autocorrect "youre"

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CanuckCowboy
10/13/21 8:27:37 PM
#7:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Maybe I should. I didn't actually notice that but it was likely autocorrect because for whatever reason my phone always wants to autocorrect "your" but will never autocorrect "youre"

Mine does the same thing.

I almost never bother to correct it. Lol.

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Lonestar2000
10/13/21 8:29:37 PM
#8:


No one cares, breeder.

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blakenbl00
10/13/21 8:30:48 PM
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I mean, what was the meta critic score on them books? Care to share or are we just going to act like our 8 year old son is a New York Times "Best Seller", here?

(this was sarcasm)
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MabusIncarnate
10/13/21 8:30:49 PM
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Yeah? Well my 8 year old nephew rubbed an entire jar of Play Doh into the carpet.

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Scintillant
10/13/21 8:31:56 PM
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I had written 4 books by age 8, why is your son such a fucking loser ?

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/13/21 8:32:25 PM
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7 years later: "my stupid dad forced me to write some books and he released them for me so he could brag on the internet that his kid made books"

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CanuckCowboy
10/13/21 8:35:53 PM
#13:


Actually now that that horrible dark web descrnt into hell movie taught me you can just an a story whenever it occurs to me I've written countless books.


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Weezy_Tha_Don
10/13/21 8:36:33 PM
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s0nicfan posted...

lmao

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:58:20 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
No one cares, breeder.
Fuckin jealous much lololol get that incel shit outta hurrr

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:58:39 PM
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blakenbl00 posted...
I mean, what was the meta critic score on them books? Care to share or are we just going to act like our 8 year old son is a New York Times "Best Seller", here?

(this was sarcasm)
Both unpublished...so far.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 8:59:25 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah? Well my 8 year old nephew rubbed an entire jar of Play Doh into the carpet.
Damn. I'll let my son know he is a failure of an 8 year old and should be doing shit like that instead.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:00:08 PM
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Scintillant posted...
I had written 4 books by age 8, why is your son such a fucking loser ?
Probably because his dad is a failure.

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Simp
10/13/21 9:00:30 PM
#19:


your son plagiarized me and you will hear from my lawyer shortly

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:00:55 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
7 years later: "my stupid dad forced me to write some books and he released them for me so he could brag on the internet that his kid made books"
I didn't force him to do anything, except his chores that shit gets done or his life's work gets burnt in a bon fire.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:01:30 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Actually now that that horrible dark web descrnt into hell movie taught me you can just an a story whenever it occurs to me I've written countless books.
You ok there?

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blakenbl00
10/13/21 9:01:50 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Both unpublished...so far.

Wait too long and someone else might drop down a similar sounding book one day...

Then we'd miss out on the "My son is 8 and has written 2 New York Times "Best Selling" stories" topic that would inevitably come up
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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:01:55 PM
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Simp posted...
your son plagiarized me and you will hear from my lawyer shortly
Bring it!

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:02:34 PM
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blakenbl00 posted...
Wait too long and someone else might drop down a similar sounding book one day...

Then we'd miss out on the "My son is 8 and has written 2 New York Times "Best Selling" stories" topic that would inevitably come up
Well I'd imagine he'd be 9 by the time they were best sellers.

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blakenbl00
10/13/21 9:03:25 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Well I'd imagine he'd be 9 by the time they were best sellers.

Damn, now I know why he's destined to be a New York Time's "Best Seller", my mind literally just got blown. Hopefully the apple didn't fall too far from the tree!
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BilalPowell
10/13/21 9:04:14 PM
#26:


At that rate he'll only write 25 books by 100. People have done more this isn't that impressive.

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blakenbl00
10/13/21 9:05:41 PM
#27:


BilalPowell posted...
At that rate he'll only write 25 books by 100. People have done more this isn't that impressive.

Maybe the father is publicly evaluating his son's worthiness of investing in a fully self operated book writing sweat shop for Christmas?
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Xavier_On_High
10/13/21 9:07:25 PM
#28:


Treat him right, it could mean the difference between being fed crappy freeze dried mashed carrot and being fed that fine stuff that comes in a jar in your old age.

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One_Day_Remains
10/13/21 9:07:52 PM
#29:


Lonestar is so triggered by parents existing on CE and it really is just the saddest thing ever
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/21 9:08:45 PM
#30:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
You ok there?

Upon reading my post I'm not sure.

But fuck that movie.

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blakenbl00
10/13/21 9:09:30 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Lonestar is so triggered by parents existing on CE and it really is just the saddest thing ever

A Living Organism's only purpose in life at the most basic level is to propagate the species.

When one fails at even that level in life, it's easy to see how discouraging other people's progress can be, even if it's only in the smallest of life's "grand designs"
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MabusIncarnate
10/13/21 9:11:46 PM
#32:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Fuckin jealous much lololol get that incel shit outta hurrr
How the hell has Lonestar blocked like 95% of CE but you are part of his safe space? That's the real mystery here.

No clue why he even blocked me to begin with.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:16:05 PM
#33:


blakenbl00 posted...
Damn, now I know why he's destined to be a New York Time's "Best Seller", my mind literally just got blown. Hopefully the apple didn't fall too far from the tree!
I'm pretty sure that Apple dropped straight down and is attempting to usurp the sustenance straight from my roots.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:16:49 PM
#34:


BilalPowell posted...
At that rate he'll only write 25 books by 100. People have done more this isn't that impressive.
Still 25 more than lonestars kids

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:17:49 PM
#35:


blakenbl00 posted...
Maybe the father is publicly evaluating his son's worthiness of investing in a fully self operated book writing sweat shop for Christmas?
Hey ah, if you keep quiet about it ill cut you in on the profits, say 0.69%

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:18:20 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Treat him right, it could mean the difference between being fed crappy freeze dried mashed carrot and being fed that fine stuff that comes in a jar in your old age.
Oh yea, fine mush from a store bought jar. Thats the dream.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 9:19:09 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
How the hell has Lonestar blocked like 95% of CE but you are part of his safe space? That's the real mystery here.

No clue why he even blocked me to begin with.
I don't even know who he is.

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CanuckCowboy
10/13/21 9:20:27 PM
#38:


MabusIncarnate posted...
How the hell has Lonestar blocked like 95% of CE but you are part of his safe space? That's the real mystery here.

No clue why he even blocked me to begin with.

I can see em too.

I dont think anyone has me on block except STEROLIZER. He hates me to a genuinely insane degree. I'm not even sure why but for the last 6 months he takes me off block every few weeks to call me a cuck punk simp bitch and then blocks me again. Lol.

its actually pretty funny.

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One_Day_Remains
10/13/21 9:21:55 PM
#39:


blakenbl00 posted...
A Living Organism's only purpose in life at the most basic level is to propagate the species.


No it isn't.
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blakenbl00
10/13/21 9:23:07 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
No it isn't.

See, this is exactly how you ended up where you are.

As fish, we strive to swim down stream. It's easier on our bodies and gets us to where we want to go so that we live long happy lives. But occasionally you get a fish that likes to swim up stream, despite the fact he's not a trout or a salmon. We just let them continue on their way, despite the fact they go no where.
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One_Day_Remains
10/13/21 9:58:45 PM
#41:


blakenbl00 posted...


See, this is exactly how you ended up where you are.

As fish, we strive to swim down stream. It's easier on our bodies and gets us to where we want to go so that we live long happy lives. But occasionally you get a fish that likes to swim up stream, despite the fact he's not a trout or a salmon. We just let them continue on their way, despite the fact they go no where.


Uh

Ok...
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blakenbl00
10/13/21 10:01:36 PM
#42:


One_Day_Remains posted...
Uh

Ok...

Analogies can be lost on people like fish in the wind.
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NeoShadowhen
10/13/21 10:05:48 PM
#43:


...anyway...

So, did he type them or write them by hand? What kind of word count are we talking? Whats the genre?
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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 10:07:02 PM
#44:


NeoShadowhen posted...
...anyway...

So, did he type them or write them by hand? What kind of word count are we talking? Whats the genre?
Wrote them by hand. They are children's books that he wrote specifically to read to his sister. He also did all the illustrations and colour work for them.

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LeadPipeCinche
10/13/21 10:12:51 PM
#45:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Mine does the same thing.

I almost never bother to correct it. Lol.


Mine does to.
Hell mine is even capping the letters for me.
In the +20 years I've been on here I never cared if a letter was capped at the start of a sentence.
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BloodMoon7
10/13/21 10:17:36 PM
#46:


I actually did write when I was younger. I was apparantly very good. But I burned most of my work. Well I have one notebook but it's in some weird symbol code and I can't read it cause I'm stupid now. Once, I was not so stupid.

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NecroFoul99
10/13/21 10:17:49 PM
#47:


Your son plagiarized my monkey and we are planning to sue in a kangaroo court. And thats what my monkeys book is actually about and Im not sure if its me being off my meds or if this is some sort of freaky coincidence, but I dont like it.

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NeoShadowhen
10/13/21 10:21:30 PM
#48:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Wrote them by hand. They are children's books that he wrote specifically to read to his sister. He also did all the illustrations and colour work for them.

Thats cool. What are they about? Would you be comfortable posting a picture of some of the illustrations?

I also have an eight year old, and he was kinda working on a book over the summer. I say kinda, because he never got out of the research phase. It was supposed to be a guide for dealing with supernatural creatures. I think he also got creeped out by thinking about shadow people too much.
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IfGodCouldDie
10/13/21 10:42:48 PM
#49:


I'll ask him if he is ok sharing his work. The book he finished today is called "The Messy King." Its about a king that is trying to find their favourite book and has to clean up their home to find it.

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BilalPowell
10/13/21 10:44:07 PM
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A book within a book. That's always fun

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