Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend says she wants to introduce good boyfriend tokens

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Everytime you do something she likes, she gives you a token.
Everytime you do stuff she doesn't like, she takes away a token.

You can then trade in your tokens for rewards.

She says she got the idea from a friend where it fixed an unhappy marriage.



Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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What are the rewards

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Fuck that bullshit, and if you insist then you can get your shit and leave.

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Seems a bit childish and punitive to me.

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What are the rewards, and how much do they cost? I'd have shit loads of tokens by the end of the first week and she'd have to pony up.

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I respond by showing her the good girlfriend tokens I've had made up.

All the tokens but nothing you want on the menu

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Trade all tokens for one whiff of a fart

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I'd go into the red so she has to punish me every night.

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I do things she doesn't like because society can't drag me down with rules.

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We typically do Good Boy Points but tokens are cool too I guess.

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I kick her out and tell her she can pick up any stuff she left behind on the next rainy day.

(Her friend forgot to mention to her that the system ended in an immediate divorce which is technically one way to "fix" an unhappy marriage.)

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tell her to shove a token up her ass

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I say sure and ignore it until she breaks up with me. That way I don't have to do it and she doesn't feel jaded or spiteful for getting broken up with.

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