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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 9:45:01 AM
#1:


Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career

Except for the fact she is lethally allergic to pizza. So much so that even personal contact with someone who has eaten it will kill her

Even if you already ingested it, sex would still kill her
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/food-matters/sexually-transmitted-food-allergens/



Could you date her?

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Wii_Shaker
10/15/21 9:46:49 AM
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Maybe but she couldn't be a picky eater on top of that stipulation.

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uwnim
10/15/21 9:47:14 AM
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You can't be allergic to pizza specifically. She could be allergic to some of the ingredients, but that would require staying away from way more than just pizza.

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TrainerNeo_02
10/15/21 9:47:36 AM
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So I cant fuck her if Ive eaten it in my life? Or if its in my body?

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Alteres
10/15/21 9:52:41 AM
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I mean sure as far as I go, I dont know if I could date someone that is highly likely to drop dead on any given day from accidentally getting bumped into by a stranger.

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 9:56:17 AM
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uwnim posted...
You can't be allergic to pizza specifically. She could be allergic to some of the ingredients, but that would require staying away from way more than just pizza.
Nah it's just Pizza

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uwnim
10/15/21 9:58:20 AM
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That's like impossible. There's no "pizza allergen"

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nfearurspecimn
10/15/21 9:58:43 AM
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deal

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Mareen
10/15/21 10:00:34 AM
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Would be impossible to be allergic to pizza specifically but ignoring that, yes. Pizza's great but it's just food, doesn't hold a candle to the perfect girl.

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 10:00:45 AM
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uwnim posted...
That's like impossible. There's no "pizza allergen"
There is now.
https://youtu.be/qTRXOnbuJVM


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Ryven
10/15/21 10:02:34 AM
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Deal, no brainer. Ive eaten pizza like maybe five times in the last few years.

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pojr
10/15/21 10:03:10 AM
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as much of a forever aloner I am, I don't think I can give up pizza haha

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Time
10/15/21 10:09:53 AM
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The perfect girl could cook for me so I'd take this deal.

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Shablagoo
10/15/21 10:12:16 AM
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Deal, Ima eat a pizza dat ass instead

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JBaLLEN66
10/15/21 10:13:16 AM
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Sure, Im not obsessed with pizza like most people

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Fluttershy
10/15/21 10:14:25 AM
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You can't be allergic to pizza specifically.

everyone knows. it's a hypothetical.

my answer is hell no because that you know what's awesome? little tiny new england mom and pop pizza places.

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/21 2:08:31 PM
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Ryven posted...
Deal, no brainer. Ive eaten pizza like maybe five times in the last few years.
sorry to hear that bro

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Shishiwakamaru
10/15/21 2:11:09 PM
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If she was perfect she would be a great chef

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MaxEffingBemis
10/15/21 2:11:55 PM
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Im at the point in my life where pizza fucks my stomach up so sure this is fine

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Strider102
10/15/21 2:13:22 PM
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No deal, no one will take away my pizza.

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garan
10/15/21 4:46:27 PM
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I don't eat pizza that often anyway.
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