Current Events > Drinking Topic 89: I missed my birthday, but didn't we all? It's a good thing...

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Pandamonic
10/22/21 12:59:53 AM
#101:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Both are legendary status, imo. My dad was more of a TV guy, Star Trek, M*A*S*H, he actually liked, or seemed to like the original Power Rangers show, and the animated TMNT and X-Men also. If it was movies, more senseless action stuff like Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, etc/

Glory is probably the only other period piece kind of movie i'd add, civil war movie with Matthew Broderick, Denzel and Morgan Freeman.
Oh my dad loves tv as well. All my favorite shows I got to know through him. The Sopranos, The Wire, Deadwood, The Shield, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men and still many many more.

I've been watching some episodes from Star Trek these last couple of months. Only 8 or so though. Like one episode every few weeks. It's pretty fun.

Glory is on Netflix here iirc, so I'm definitely watching that.

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Machete
10/22/21 1:00:16 AM
#102:


MI4 REAL posted...
Never hit an animal for 20 years of driving. And ironically there was another dead possum about 2000 feet ahead.

a friend of mine hit a raccoon at one point and it was apparently extremely hilarious but they didn't record it and I wasn't there

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 1:00:19 AM
#103:


It can still start, but it's too expensive to fix a 12 year old car nowadays. Not to mention I'm not street legal in that car, and a tire is flat. And no idea how much the undercarriage was damaged by the sticks, small trees, and brush.

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Smackems
10/22/21 1:01:21 AM
#104:


Here's hoping for ya dude for something to come out of it

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 1:02:33 AM
#105:


Smackems posted...
Here's hoping for ya dude for something to come out of it

A few thousand for being an idiot and a very bruised ego. Especially since I know a 2 lane road that's empty with sticks on both sides equals roadkill city. I always see animals far in advance.

EDIT:That is until today. Sadly I was pissed at all the games being played at my job. I feel that contributed to it.

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 2:03:43 AM
#106:


I ain't the only one. But I didn't "swerve"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTpbjwUJW34

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 2:04:36 AM
#107:


I escaped uninjured. Airbags did not deploy. I hit the trees backwards.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 2:11:59 AM
#108:


Yeah i'm gonna quit my job on Monday. I'm gonna put in two weeks or more I legit like my boss i'll help him find someone to replace me and train him as best I can.

I'm absolutely miserable there now. I gotta finally look out for me.

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/21 2:12:06 AM
#109:


Glad to hear you are okay man, been in a couple accidents but in larger vehicles, I'd imagine a car would be scary.

Watching the new Dune that popped up on HBO today, only like 20 mins in.

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 2:17:27 AM
#110:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Glad to hear you are okay man, been in a couple accidents but in larger vehicles, I'd imagine a car would be scary.

Watching the new Dune that popped up on HBO today, only like 20 mins in.

more scared of the price tag and ego (what's left of it) I can afford it, but I HATE regression, especially over stupid shit like this. Would rather have had a tree fall on my car in transit.

A freak accident was not ones choice. As opposed to being +10 over the limit and trying not to kill an animal that dies every day. I'm just glad it wasn't a cat or dog.

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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 2:34:02 AM
#111:


In the morning I got to total out the car.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 2:50:19 AM
#112:


I dunnno who's posting but i'm lost here. And completely loaded.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/22/21 3:03:05 AM
#113:


I'm here, checking in between deliveries.

Here's a joke for you Johnny.

3 blondes walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 3:14:58 AM
#115:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'm here, checking in between deliveries.

Here's a joke for you Johnny.

3 blondes walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

HAHA I still don't get i.... *DONK* SON OF A BITCH WHERE's THE GAS?*

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ApherosyLove
10/22/21 3:46:07 AM
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MabusIncarnate
10/22/21 3:50:20 AM
#117:


I'm so MAD right now!!

*throws a chair*

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 3:53:30 AM
#118:


*gets hit with chair*

HEYYYYYY What the FUCK @JimCarrysToe

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MabusIncarnate
10/22/21 3:56:14 AM
#119:


1 Johnny walks into a chair, you'd think he would have seen it.

Also I don't get the joke Goats posted I'm baked

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 5:21:15 AM
#121:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36iuVCfUDU

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IfGodCouldDie
10/22/21 8:21:26 AM
#122:


@JimCarrysToe looks like people are trying to come after ketchup

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79722896

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Yefoloogi
10/22/21 9:22:23 AM
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MI4 REAL
10/22/21 11:09:34 AM
#124:


*is absorbing energy*

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WaterLink
10/22/21 12:36:03 PM
#125:


In honor of Alec Baldwin:

https://i.imgur.com/7DLQnkX.gif

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Smackems
10/22/21 1:16:46 PM
#126:


WaterLink posted...
In honor of Alec Baldwin:

https://i.imgur.com/7DLQnkX.gif
Ha!

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Pandamonic
10/22/21 1:35:24 PM
#127:


WaterLink posted...
In honor of Alec Baldwin:

https://i.imgur.com/7DLQnkX.gif
I know I shouldn't, but lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 2:25:36 PM
#128:


Of course that would happen in New Mexico

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 2:48:31 PM
#129:


Smackems your dog and cat pics are the best

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 2:49:49 PM
#130:


Pop Rocks!

https://voca.ro/19LSTS8Zfzbt

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moh82sy
10/22/21 2:56:13 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 3:03:06 PM
#132:


Walter would have turned that bird into a colorful confetti parade.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 3:33:05 PM
#133:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Walter would have turned that bird into a colorful confetti parade.

I almost said nah hed be chill but then I watched it and that bird continues the tradition of birds being total dicks.

that would be a beautiful slo mo death scene. Itd be like something out of suicidal squad. Lol.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 3:33:55 PM
#134:


Oh i was like Johnnys into pop music now?

i havent had those fuckers in forever

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Smackems
10/22/21 3:52:01 PM
#135:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Smackems your dog and cat pics are the best
That's all Fie making them good

So the battery in my key is low.. how far have I got? Anyone got any idea?


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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 4:40:45 PM
#136:


Smokey the Bear is a murderer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKY3vNkyIAc

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JimCarrysToe
10/22/21 4:52:16 PM
#137:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
*gets hit with chair*

HEYYYYYY What the FUCK @JimCarrysToe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkxhMK09QA

IfGodCouldDie posted...
@JimCarrysToe looks like people are trying to come after ketchup

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79722896
Im trying to call john wick but he keeps asking me about my extended warranty, ill get that ketchup puritan one way or another! Ketchup is SEXY! As it should be.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 5:00:24 PM
#138:


Ketchup is sexy? Would you cover a guy in Ketchup in the bedroom?

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JimCarrysToe
10/22/21 5:04:07 PM
#139:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ketchup is sexy? Would you cover a guy in Ketchup in the bedroom?
Men are unworthy of ketchup. Id cover @Harpie in it tho.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 5:26:11 PM
#140:


walter woulda gladly killed that guy just cause but since he got snubbed for John wick and you hadda be all sexist hes gonna not kill that guy.

also ketchup has its place but mustard is better.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 5:50:04 PM
#141:


I like em all but for me it's Ketchup > Mayo > Mustard > Shoe Polish

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Smackems
10/22/21 6:21:39 PM
#142:


CanuckCowboy posted...
walter woulda gladly killed that guy just cause but since he got snubbed for John wick and you hadda be all sexist hes gonna not kill that guy.

also ketchup has its place but mustard is better.
I seent yo twin at Walmart a wallago

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 6:34:31 PM
#143:


There was a big fuckin cat shopping at Walmart? What the hell you guys got goin on over there?

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IfGodCouldDie
10/22/21 6:36:53 PM
#144:


Also changed my sig for the first time in like 5 years.

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Smackems
10/22/21 6:54:11 PM
#145:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
There was a big fuckin cat shopping at Walmart? What the hell you guys got goin on over there?
Bruh that ain't even far off from the truth

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 7:01:57 PM
#146:


Drinkin Rum and Pepsi zero sugar MANGO flavor... not bad

Also @MabusIncarnate how did you know your liver crapped out on you when it did?

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Smackems
10/22/21 7:03:50 PM
#147:


Uh oh

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 7:12:10 PM
#148:


Smackems posted...
I seent yo twin at Walmart a wallago

I was at a Walmart today.

maybe Walmart has wormholes and I was actually there and here.

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CanuckCowboy
10/22/21 7:12:51 PM
#149:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I like em all but for me it's Ketchup > Mayo > Mustard > Shoe Polish

I respect that you didnt say relish cause fuck relish

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 7:17:02 PM
#150:


Yeah that's what I call relish cause fuck relish

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