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Machete 10/22/21 9:59:46 PM #201: |
Smackems posted...
Nah these are just single shirts. George brand or some dumb shit. It's all I wear. Just dark and muted color plain ass shirts ah okay. Yeah the 4 packs are dark and plain like that too. I can't remember how much they cost but I want to say it would be probably $3-4 per shirt. It's been a while lol. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 10/22/21 10:04:32 PM #202: |
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Machete 10/22/21 10:13:23 PM #204: |
lmao I was just thinking of that WKUK sketch like last week.
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WaterLink 10/22/21 10:14:31 PM #205: |
Probably my favorite WKUK:
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:14:52 PM #206: |
Walmart is a complete shit hole and I hate being there. If I just need groceries im going to fuckin Albertsons or something.
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Smackems 10/22/21 10:24:00 PM #207: |
I just fat guy farted on a wooden chair and it ricoshit and bubbled up and hurt my balls
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a-c-a-b 10/22/21 10:24:20 PM #208: |
I'm pretty drunk, and kinda high, but I still wish I was as high as these dudes
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Metallic Slug13 10/22/21 10:26:50 PM #209: |
Definitely not a fan of the Walmart vibe. Even buying 37 cent corn doesn't make me feel that good.
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Questionmarktarius 10/22/21 10:27:15 PM #210: |
no idea what this is, but it was $4.
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Machete 10/22/21 10:27:22 PM #211: |
I don't even remember that genie sketch. Some of my favorites are Super Size Me with Whiskey, Space Potatoes, the entire Civil War on Drugs quasi-movie, lots of Trevor's songs (Hitler Rap and Getting High with Dinosaurs especially), "This website makes you gay" (I love the twist at the end) and Zach as a ranting homeless dude with a (mostly) fake family.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:29:14 PM #212: |
Man get in there and clear that place out and send us random booze.
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Pandamonic 10/22/21 10:32:16 PM #213: |
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I just fat guy farted on a wooden chair and it ricoshit and bubbled up and hurt my ballsThose bubble farts really hurt. They always hit on the underside of the nuts where it hurts the most :( --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/22/21 10:33:50 PM #214: |
it's blue, and tastes like grandmas
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:36:29 PM #216: |
I don't wanna hear that Joe what if you were gonna go downtown on a woman one night and she's been blowin bubbles up there all night? Might explain some situations i've been in actually.
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Machete 10/22/21 10:37:47 PM #217: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't wanna hear that Joe what if you were gonna go downtown on a woman one night and she's been blowin bubbles up there all night? Might explain some situations i've been in actually. sounds like Canadian puberty --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:44:25 PM #219: |
No I mean even before hand. Just one good bastard of a bubble and it just lingers around the coot coot. Then I come around doodlly dooodly dooooo gonna take a mouth full of this annnnnd I SMELL SHIT.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:53:01 PM #220: |
@a-c-a-b I was reading this thing about weird things that can happen to your body after you die...
Your remains can be turned into a vinyl record, a diamond, or even a tree after you've died. Also you can fart out your mouth... @Woozul if you did that after you had just blown ass bubbles up into your sand trap, you'd be one big stink station. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 10/22/21 10:56:48 PM #221: |
I knew about the diamond. My wife's grandma is so fucking excited over it cause she's a jewelry horder. She's ready to die and become a diamond so she can hang around someone else's neck.
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a-c-a-b 10/22/21 10:57:24 PM #222: |
I'm already pissed outta my tree.
I'm down to be a vinyl record though. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 10:57:59 PM #223: |
Give us the songs you want on your record and we'll play you out until the suns burns out.
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a-c-a-b 10/22/21 11:03:55 PM #224: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Give us the songs you want on your record and we'll play you out until the suns burns out. https://youtu.be/eFJ2jxIe4CQ --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 11:07:48 PM #226: |
Hell yeah I could get drunk to that at your funeral.
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WaterLink 10/22/21 11:08:43 PM #227: |
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/22/21 11:41:02 PM #228: |
This is a weird Devil Makes Three album. More of a downer album but i'm liking it currently.
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Yefoloogi 10/22/21 11:47:38 PM #229: |
Woozul posted...
Ive had bubble farts go between the front buns and that shit is UNCOMFORTABLE Jesus Christ lmao --- (@)(@) ZzzzZ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/23/21 12:01:47 AM #230: |
Can Farty Coochie Air be my band name
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Smackems 10/23/21 12:04:24 AM #231: |
Halfway through Dune. These shields are cool as fuck
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:11:46 AM #232: |
HAHA @Smackems I mean I guess it's not funny but aghhh... Again, what the hell is goin on over there?
https://mississippitoday.org/2020/12/17/son-of-million-dollar-man-admits-to-defrauding-mississippis-welfare-agency-turns-states-evidence/ --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/23/21 12:16:06 AM #233: |
Idk man this place wild
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Machete 10/23/21 12:19:32 AM #234: |
Smackems posted...
Idk man this place wild you live in Mississippi? Apologies and condolences. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 10/23/21 12:20:34 AM #235: |
Fuck yea don't have to drive at work today.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:24:34 AM #236: |
Why would you drive at work today?
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IfGodCouldDie 10/23/21 12:27:32 AM #237: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why would you drive at work today?Because I work for Gordon Food Service and deliver food and food accessories to restaurants, bars and hotels. That requires me to drive semi-trucks and haul trailers. Today I have a trainee so I get to sit in the passenger seat and make sure he doesn't fuck shit up. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:28:43 AM #238: |
See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants"
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Machete 10/23/21 12:30:01 AM #239: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants" lmao --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 10/23/21 12:30:21 AM #240: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants"But I'm in a large truck. If that happens we will be ok and we can just grab what we can and run. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:32:08 AM #241: |
Ok well what if he stopped in the middle of a railroad crossing and opened his door like a school bus then forgot how to shift her back into gear?
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IfGodCouldDie 10/23/21 12:33:16 AM #242: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ok well what if he stopped in the middle of a railroad crossing and opened his door like a school bus then forgot how to shift her back into gear?I made sure we are in an automatic because trying to train guys on standards is a fucking pain in the ass when we are doing actual routes. Also we are only doing in city driving and we have no train tracks on this route. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 10/23/21 12:33:25 AM #243: |
One-eyed Willy the pirate and booty traps lol. This is gonna be fun.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:35:55 AM #244: |
Pandamonic posted...
One-eyed Willy the pirate and booty traps lol. This is gonna be fun. "In fifth grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog" That kid had it all figured out. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 10/23/21 12:43:46 AM #245: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"In fifth grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog"lmao Excited that Panda is experiencing Goonies for the first time, gonna be around a bit tonight, I got a lot of work to do. I was gonna do that shit this afternoon, but then I got high. Still high, but now it's "must work now" kind of disappointing high. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 10/23/21 12:44:08 AM #246: |
Machete posted...
I'm sure you've seen Amy's Baking Company but on the off chance you haven't, hooooo boy are those a trip. It's funny because Amy is a fucking psychotic lunatic and her husband who co-owned the restaurant with her is a psychotic lunatic... but it's not even really a shared crazy. It's like they are both separately fucking pieces of work and together they are just an absolute shit show.Oh man i havent gotten any amy clips yet, its been years since ive seen that episode, i think ill just go watch the whole thing. I wouldnt be surprised if shes got a dead body buried in her backyard lol. Johnny_Nutcase posted... I don't because just the videos you fuckin link here give me those most random fuck ass videos and occasionally I click on some of them and the rabbit hole widens and gets filled with liquid shit.Go impregnate a constipated goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5GAGswWrGk --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/23/21 12:51:56 AM #247: |
Liquors not workin tonight. Still hungover from last night and I can't drink as fast so i'm not gettin loaded. Gonna watch Nightmare on Elm St I think and eat a piece of pizza.
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Pandamonic 10/23/21 12:58:08 AM #248: |
Didn't know Robert Davi could sing opera. Pretty cool.
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MabusIncarnate 10/23/21 1:03:38 AM #249: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
Oh man i havent gotten any amy clips yet, its been years since ive seen that episode, i think ill just go watch the whole thing. I wouldnt be surprised if shes got a dead body buried in her backyard lol.@OVERGOATED --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/23/21 1:07:48 AM #250: |
I have been traumatized by my own peoples' art D:
Also I learned that this is a common schoolyard song Tan-tan-tanuki no kintama wa, Kaze mo nai no ni, Bu-ra bura Which translates to Tan-tan-tanuki's bollocks, Even without wind, They swiiing-swing! --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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