Current Events > Drinking Topic 89: I missed my birthday, but didn't we all? It's a good thing...

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Machete
10/22/21 9:59:46 PM
#201:


Smackems posted...
Nah these are just single shirts. George brand or some dumb shit. It's all I wear. Just dark and muted color plain ass shirts

ah okay. Yeah the 4 packs are dark and plain like that too. I can't remember how much they cost but I want to say it would be probably $3-4 per shirt. It's been a while lol.

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WaterLink
10/22/21 10:04:32 PM
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Machete
10/22/21 10:13:23 PM
#204:


lmao I was just thinking of that WKUK sketch like last week.

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WaterLink
10/22/21 10:14:31 PM
#205:


Probably my favorite WKUK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyt0FYTNUg

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:14:52 PM
#206:


Walmart is a complete shit hole and I hate being there. If I just need groceries im going to fuckin Albertsons or something.

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Smackems
10/22/21 10:24:00 PM
#207:


I just fat guy farted on a wooden chair and it ricoshit and bubbled up and hurt my balls

Sorry but I needed to share that

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a-c-a-b
10/22/21 10:24:20 PM
#208:


I'm pretty drunk, and kinda high, but I still wish I was as high as these dudes

https://youtu.be/jQebFTU35H8
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Metallic Slug13
10/22/21 10:26:50 PM
#209:


Definitely not a fan of the Walmart vibe. Even buying 37 cent corn doesn't make me feel that good.

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Questionmarktarius
10/22/21 10:27:15 PM
#210:


no idea what this is, but it was $4.

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Machete
10/22/21 10:27:22 PM
#211:


I don't even remember that genie sketch. Some of my favorites are Super Size Me with Whiskey, Space Potatoes, the entire Civil War on Drugs quasi-movie, lots of Trevor's songs (Hitler Rap and Getting High with Dinosaurs especially), "This website makes you gay" (I love the twist at the end) and Zach as a ranting homeless dude with a (mostly) fake family.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:29:14 PM
#212:


Man get in there and clear that place out and send us random booze.

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Pandamonic
10/22/21 10:32:16 PM
#213:


Smackems posted...
I just fat guy farted on a wooden chair and it ricoshit and bubbled up and hurt my balls

Sorry but I needed to share that
Those bubble farts really hurt. They always hit on the underside of the nuts where it hurts the most :(

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Questionmarktarius
10/22/21 10:33:50 PM
#214:


it's blue, and tastes like grandmas


also it's sideways
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:36:29 PM
#216:


I don't wanna hear that Joe what if you were gonna go downtown on a woman one night and she's been blowin bubbles up there all night? Might explain some situations i've been in actually.

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Machete
10/22/21 10:37:47 PM
#217:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't wanna hear that Joe what if you were gonna go downtown on a woman one night and she's been blowin bubbles up there all night? Might explain some situations i've been in actually.

sounds like Canadian puberty

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:44:25 PM
#219:


No I mean even before hand. Just one good bastard of a bubble and it just lingers around the coot coot. Then I come around doodlly dooodly dooooo gonna take a mouth full of this annnnnd I SMELL SHIT.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:53:01 PM
#220:


@a-c-a-b I was reading this thing about weird things that can happen to your body after you die...

Your remains can be turned into a vinyl record, a diamond, or even a tree after you've died.

Also you can fart out your mouth... @Woozul if you did that after you had just blown ass bubbles up into your sand trap, you'd be one big stink station.

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BlazinBlue88
10/22/21 10:56:48 PM
#221:


I knew about the diamond. My wife's grandma is so fucking excited over it cause she's a jewelry horder. She's ready to die and become a diamond so she can hang around someone else's neck.

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a-c-a-b
10/22/21 10:57:24 PM
#222:


I'm already pissed outta my tree.

I'm down to be a vinyl record though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 10:57:59 PM
#223:


Give us the songs you want on your record and we'll play you out until the suns burns out.

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a-c-a-b
10/22/21 11:03:55 PM
#224:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Give us the songs you want on your record and we'll play you out until the suns burns out.

https://youtu.be/eFJ2jxIe4CQ
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 11:07:48 PM
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Hell yeah I could get drunk to that at your funeral.

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WaterLink
10/22/21 11:08:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/22/21 11:41:02 PM
#228:


This is a weird Devil Makes Three album. More of a downer album but i'm liking it currently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwF4aq-xQ0A

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Yefoloogi
10/22/21 11:47:38 PM
#229:


Woozul posted...
Ive had bubble farts go between the front buns and that shit is UNCOMFORTABLE

Jesus Christ lmao

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Smackems
10/23/21 12:01:47 AM
#230:


Can Farty Coochie Air be my band name

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Smackems
10/23/21 12:04:24 AM
#231:


Halfway through Dune. These shields are cool as fuck

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:11:46 AM
#232:


HAHA @Smackems I mean I guess it's not funny but aghhh... Again, what the hell is goin on over there?

https://mississippitoday.org/2020/12/17/son-of-million-dollar-man-admits-to-defrauding-mississippis-welfare-agency-turns-states-evidence/

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Smackems
10/23/21 12:16:06 AM
#233:


Idk man this place wild

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Machete
10/23/21 12:19:32 AM
#234:


Smackems posted...
Idk man this place wild

you live in Mississippi? Apologies and condolences.

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IfGodCouldDie
10/23/21 12:20:34 AM
#235:


Fuck yea don't have to drive at work today.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:24:34 AM
#236:


Why would you drive at work today?

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IfGodCouldDie
10/23/21 12:27:32 AM
#237:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why would you drive at work today?
Because I work for Gordon Food Service and deliver food and food accessories to restaurants, bars and hotels. That requires me to drive semi-trucks and haul trailers. Today I have a trainee so I get to sit in the passenger seat and make sure he doesn't fuck shit up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:28:43 AM
#238:


See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants"

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Machete
10/23/21 12:30:01 AM
#239:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants"

lmao

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IfGodCouldDie
10/23/21 12:30:21 AM
#240:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
See that would make me more nervous.... "Oh shit this kid is gonna plow us right right through a jewelry store and shit his pants"
But I'm in a large truck. If that happens we will be ok and we can just grab what we can and run.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:32:08 AM
#241:


Ok well what if he stopped in the middle of a railroad crossing and opened his door like a school bus then forgot how to shift her back into gear?

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IfGodCouldDie
10/23/21 12:33:16 AM
#242:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ok well what if he stopped in the middle of a railroad crossing and opened his door like a school bus then forgot how to shift her back into gear?
I made sure we are in an automatic because trying to train guys on standards is a fucking pain in the ass when we are doing actual routes.

Also we are only doing in city driving and we have no train tracks on this route.

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Pandamonic
10/23/21 12:33:25 AM
#243:


One-eyed Willy the pirate and booty traps lol. This is gonna be fun.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:35:55 AM
#244:


Pandamonic posted...
One-eyed Willy the pirate and booty traps lol. This is gonna be fun.

"In fifth grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog"

That kid had it all figured out.

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MabusIncarnate
10/23/21 12:43:46 AM
#245:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"In fifth grade I knocked my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog"

That kid had it all figured out.
lmao

Excited that Panda is experiencing Goonies for the first time, gonna be around a bit tonight, I got a lot of work to do. I was gonna do that shit this afternoon, but then I got high. Still high, but now it's "must work now" kind of disappointing high.

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JimCarrysToe
10/23/21 12:44:08 AM
#246:


Machete posted...
I'm sure you've seen Amy's Baking Company but on the off chance you haven't, hooooo boy are those a trip. It's funny because Amy is a fucking psychotic lunatic and her husband who co-owned the restaurant with her is a psychotic lunatic... but it's not even really a shared crazy. It's like they are both separately fucking pieces of work and together they are just an absolute shit show.

Apparently they left the US for Israel because both were facing various charges or some shit, like she's been involved in a bunch of fraud and he had ties to organized crime.
Oh man i havent gotten any amy clips yet, its been years since ive seen that episode, i think ill just go watch the whole thing. I wouldnt be surprised if shes got a dead body buried in her backyard lol.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't because just the videos you fuckin link here give me those most random fuck ass videos and occasionally I click on some of them and the rabbit hole widens and gets filled with liquid shit.
Go impregnate a constipated goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5GAGswWrGk

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/23/21 12:51:56 AM
#247:


Liquors not workin tonight. Still hungover from last night and I can't drink as fast so i'm not gettin loaded. Gonna watch Nightmare on Elm St I think and eat a piece of pizza.

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Pandamonic
10/23/21 12:58:08 AM
#248:


Didn't know Robert Davi could sing opera. Pretty cool.

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MabusIncarnate
10/23/21 1:03:38 AM
#249:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Oh man i havent gotten any amy clips yet, its been years since ive seen that episode, i think ill just go watch the whole thing. I wouldnt be surprised if shes got a dead body buried in her backyard lol.

Go impregnate a constipated goat
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YugiNoob
10/23/21 1:07:48 AM
#250:


I have been traumatized by my own peoples' art D:



Also I learned that this is a common schoolyard song

Tan-tan-tanuki no kintama wa,
Kaze mo nai no ni,
Bu-ra bura

Which translates to

Tan-tan-tanuki's bollocks,
Even without wind,
They swiiing-swing!

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