Current Events > The OG waifu war: Rei or Asuka?

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NeonOctopus
10/21/21 10:12:39 PM
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We all know Misato is the best.


Choose your reality!

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ModLogic
10/21/21 10:13:23 PM
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Guide
10/21/21 10:14:52 PM
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Asuka will choke you. That's all that really matters.

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Hayame Zero
10/21/21 10:15:44 PM
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homerbushes.gif

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Rharyx211
10/21/21 10:15:54 PM
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The adult alcoholic one.

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OmegaShinkai
10/21/21 10:16:28 PM
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Imagine thinking this is the OG when Misa vs Minmay in SDF Macross exists
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DKJ
10/22/21 4:09:34 PM
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Rei all da way.

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Smackems
10/22/21 4:11:21 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
The adult alcoholic one.
This. Voiced by Carrie Keranen on nflix

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Questionmarktarius
10/22/21 4:12:55 PM
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NeonOctopus
10/22/21 4:40:19 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
The adult alcoholic one.

NeonOctopus posted...
We all know Misato is the best.


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garan
10/22/21 6:07:10 PM
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DKJ posted...
Rei all da way.
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Spidey5
10/22/21 6:07:33 PM
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1337toothbrush
10/22/21 6:12:39 PM
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OG waifu war? I thought that honor belonged to sailor moon.

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sabrestorm
10/22/21 6:13:17 PM
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ModLogic posted...

eww get rid of him

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FortuneCookie
10/22/21 6:15:03 PM
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Asuka
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Turbam
10/22/21 6:17:05 PM
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Imagine if Asuka spent all day in that skin tight and at the end of the day she comes home and forces her sweaty stuffy feet in your mouth.

haha I would hate that!!
haha

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Mist_Turnips
10/22/21 6:18:16 PM
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Turbam posted...
Imagine if Asuka spent all day in that skin tight and at the end of the day she comes home and forces her sweaty stuffy feet in your mouth.

haha I would hate that!!
haha

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Turbam
10/22/21 6:18:26 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEDG3V6X4Acsuso.jpg
haha

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Blue_Inigo
10/22/21 6:19:54 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
The adult alcoholic one.


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Garioshi
10/23/21 12:36:26 AM
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Guide
10/23/21 12:43:54 AM
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^i get it's for the joke, but that's certain to get a heavy penalty.

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segasaturn
10/23/21 12:46:36 AM
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Aren't they minors?

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unnamedsoldier
10/23/21 12:46:40 AM
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Who would actually be willing to put up with Asuka's bullshit if she were real
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MrMallard
10/23/21 12:47:37 AM
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Rei's storyline is that she's a quiet, broken doll who exists solely for the mission, and through Shinji humanizing her and exposing her to genuine human compassion, she essentially gains a soul and something to live for. And then she fucking dies, and they make a new Rei with a brand new soul, who lacks everything the last one had which exacerbates the circumstances of her death.

Asuka has a messed up backstory, being made to be an ace for the sake of her mentally ill mother who treated a doll with more humanity than her own daughter before committing murder-suicide with the doll. So she has serious issues stemming from that, sure, but she leverages that by hitting Shinji, yelling at him, mistreating him etc. And Shinji isn't some untouchable saint, especially in End of Evangelion, but Christ - I find her treatment of Shinji to be unbearable.

Sure, she's vulnerable and hurt and the bluster is a front. But it also manifests in objectively toxic ways that actively hurt the people around her. I'm not comfortable with that.

Rei is a more compelling and tragic figure to me. She gains everything she needs to be a person, and it leads her to sacrifice herself for the mission - not just because it's a role she's expected to play, as it would have been at the start of the show, but to protect everything she's come to love about the world.

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Kami_no_Kami
10/23/21 12:49:39 AM
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Guide posted...
Asuka will choke you. That's all that really matters.
I mean, only if you jack it to her comatose body.
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Guerrilla Soldier
10/23/21 12:51:55 AM
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asuka was actually human, but the only decent person was that older lady

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FortuneCookie
10/23/21 12:52:26 AM
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Garioshi posted...

Technically, it would be ephebophile since they're post pubescent.
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MacadamianNut3
10/23/21 1:09:29 AM
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ModLogic
10/23/21 4:10:17 AM
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Blue_Dream87
10/23/21 4:14:07 AM
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Blonde Girl > Misato >> Asuka >>>> Human Feces >>>> Horse Feces >> Rei

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unnamedsoldier
10/23/21 5:10:35 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
Blonde Girl > Misato >> Asuka >>>> Human Feces >>>> Horse Feces >> Rei

Ritsuko? She was fugly
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Xethuminra
10/23/21 5:15:03 AM
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Why am I first on the Mari post?

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Blue_Dream87
10/23/21 5:18:12 AM
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unnamedsoldier posted...
Ritsuko? She was fugly

Anime short-haired blondes do it for me, what can I say

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NeonOctopus
10/23/21 6:26:14 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
Blonde Girl > Misato >> Asuka >>>> Human Feces >>>> Horse Feces >> Rei
Ritsuko? Ew she's a terrible person tho

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Blue_Dream87
10/23/21 9:02:31 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Ritsuko? Ew she's a terrible person tho

theyre all terrible

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NeonOctopus
10/23/21 9:03:37 AM
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BeastTamerLara
10/23/21 9:14:55 AM
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Rei has no personality. She just sort of reacts and does things if you ask her to. It'd be like fucking Siri.

Asuka would be fun for exactly as long as you feed into her insecurities. Then one day you're on a date and she says "here, try these potatoes" and you're like "no thanks" and she's like "well what's wrong with potatoes?" and you say "nothing, I just dont like potatoes" and she says "well you eat french fries dont you?" And you say "thats not the same thing" and she says "oh i get it, you just dont want my potatoes. Youre tired of me, is that it? Youve lost your taste for potatoes? You liked potatoes when we weremaking out in the NERV elevator but I guess now that youve had your fun youre just going to fucking abandon me like everyone else, huh? Why? Because im not good enough for you? I bet you'd eat Rei's potatoes you duplicitous baka asshole!"

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NeonOctopus
10/23/21 9:25:04 AM
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BeastTamerLara posted...
Rei has no personality. She just sort of reacts and does things if you ask her to. It'd be like fucking Siri.

Asuka would be fun for exactly as long as you feed into her insecurities. Then one day you're on a date and she says "here, try these potatoes" and you're like "no thanks" and she's like "well what's wrong with potatoes?" and you say "nothing, I just dont like potatoes" and she says "well you eat french fries dont you?" And you say "thats not the same thing" and she says "oh i get it, you just dont want my potatoes. Youre tired of me, is that it? Youve lost your taste for potatoes? You liked potatoes when we weremaking out in the NERV elevator but I guess now that youve had your fun youre just going to fucking abandon me like everyone else, huh? Why? Because im not good enough for you? I bet you'd eat Rei's potatoes you duplicitous baka asshole!"
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DirkDiggles
10/23/21 10:18:48 AM
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BeastTamerLara posted...
Rei has no personality. She just sort of reacts and does things if you ask her to. It'd be like fucking Siri.

Mom's clone would do that to ya.

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NeonOctopus
10/23/21 10:22:11 AM
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Xethuminra
10/23/21 1:53:59 PM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Is she also underaged?
I dont think so. Shes like a spy from the future.
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Xethuminra
10/23/21 1:57:44 PM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Even worse, shes minus years old!
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Tappor
10/23/21 1:57:44 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Why am I first on the Mari post?
ew

anyways
>intentionally bland girl
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>someone with an actual personality

The choice is obvious.

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Xethuminra
10/23/21 1:58:02 PM
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Esrac
10/23/21 1:59:33 PM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Imagine thinking this is the OG when Misa vs Minmay in SDF Macross exists

As a teenager, I thought Minmay was best. As an adult, I know it is Misa.
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