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MabusIncarnate 10/26/21 1:37:56 AM #151:	I am an F B I AGENT!!! Keanu was still trying to get his acting chops back then, he was pretty bad. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959394363] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I am an F B I AGENT!!! Keanu was still trying to get his acting chops back then, he was pretty bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 1:38:39 AM #152:	Smackems posted... With or without a chute Right now, with. Tomorrow, without. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959394369] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>With or without a chute</quote>Right now, with. Tomorrow, without. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 1:41:07 AM #153:	MabusIncarnate posted... I am an F B I AGENT!!! Keanu was still trying to get his acting chops back then, he was pretty bad. I never really liked his acting that much anyway. But it also never bothered me enough to stop watching or anything. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959394399] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I am an F B I AGENT!!! Keanu was still trying to get his acting chops back then, he was pretty bad.</quote>I never really liked his acting that much anyway. But it also never bothered me enough to stop watching or anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 1:42:25 AM #154:	He isn't acting. He's actually all those characters --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959394419] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>He isn't acting. He's actually all those characters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/26/21 1:42:58 AM #155:	Florida man hospitalized for the second time for eating molten rock, says "I just wanted to dispel the myth that lava is edible, but only once. Gonna go for thrice now.". @Johnny_Nutcase how many times can you eat lava? You should find out! --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959394425] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Florida man hospitalized for the second time for eating molten rock, says "I just wanted to dispel the myth that lava is edible, but only once. Gonna go for thrice now.". @Johnny_Nutcase how many times can you eat lava? You should find out! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 1:45:10 AM #156:	Smackems posted... He isn't acting. He's actually all those characters I can believe that. I would love for Keanu to actually go through the events of Knock Knock in real life. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959394458] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>He isn't acting. He's actually all those characters</quote>I can believe that. I would love for Keanu to actually go through the events of Knock Knock in real life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/26/21 2:06:07 AM #157:	MabusIncarnate posted... I watch an unhealthy amount of Gordon Ramsay shows, I don't know what it is. I've seen most of Hell's Kitchen, all of Masterchef and probably 100 episodes of Kitchen Nightmares. Good stuff. Kitchen Nightmares was the only show I enjoyed. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:959394804] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I watch an unhealthy amount of Gordon Ramsay shows, I don't know what it is. I've seen most of Hell's Kitchen, all of Masterchef and probably 100 episodes of Kitchen Nightmares. Good stuff.</quote>Kitchen Nightmares was the only show I enjoyed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 2:08:07 AM #158:	Barry Juicy and Shatrick Slay-Z and Peanu Jeeves --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959394834] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Barry Juicy and Shatrick Slay-Z and Peanu Jeeves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/26/21 2:11:39 AM #159:	I watch a lot of what most consider crap, big fan of Deadliest Catch and now i'm on season 6 of Gold Rush. Something about situational work reality shows, when Mike Rowe did Dirty Jobs, I watched that all the time too. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959394889] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I watch a lot of what most consider crap, big fan of Deadliest Catch and now i'm on season 6 of Gold Rush. Something about situational work reality shows, when Mike Rowe did Dirty Jobs, I watched that all the time too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 2:17:55 AM #160:	Dirty Jobs was cool --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959394972] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Dirty Jobs was cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 2:26:47 AM #161:	I'm so drunk rn but this movie was fucking rad. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959395087] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I'm so drunk rn but this movie was fucking rad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/26/21 2:33:57 AM #162:	Pandamonic posted... I'm so drunk rn but this movie was fucking rad. You're fucking rad. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:959395178] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I'm so drunk rn but this movie was fucking rad.</quote>You're fucking rad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 2:34:50 AM #163:	IfGodCouldDie posted... You're fucking rad. I kno brah --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959395189] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>You're fucking rad.</quote>I kno brah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/26/21 2:36:01 AM #164:	MabusIncarnate posted... I watch a lot of what most consider crap, big fan of Deadliest Catch and now i'm on season 6 of Gold Rush. Something about situational work reality shows, when Mike Rowe did Dirty Jobs, I watched that all the time too. Omg when i was a kid i wrote a note, put it in a bottle and threw it away hoping somehow mike rowe would find it in a landfill doing his show or something XD --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959395204] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I watch a lot of what most consider crap, big fan of Deadliest Catch and now i'm on season 6 of Gold Rush. Something about situational work reality shows, when Mike Rowe did Dirty Jobs, I watched that all the time too.</quote>Omg when i was a kid i wrote a note, put it in a bottle and threw it away hoping somehow mike rowe would find it in a landfill doing his show or something XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/26/21 2:39:49 AM #165:	Hell yeah, great action flick for sure. JimCarrysToe posted... Omg when i was a kid i wrote a note, put it in a bottle and threw it away hoping somehow mike rowe would find it in a landfill doing his show or something XD Do you remember what you wrote? I bet it was a picture of a ketchup bottle and a pecker butterfly. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959395260] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah, great action flick for sure. JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>Omg when i was a kid i wrote a note, put it in a bottle and threw it away hoping somehow mike rowe would find it in a landfill doing his show or something XD</quote>Do you remember what you wrote? I bet it was a picture of a ketchup bottle and a pecker butterfly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 2:40:45 AM #166:	Lol Mabus said pecker --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959395272] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Lol Mabus said pecker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/26/21 2:44:25 AM #167:	There was this one time Jim got warned, because she drew a picture of a bunch of penises with butterfly wings and posted it, then argued with the mods that they were butterflies. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:959395319] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>There was this one time Jim got warned, because she drew a picture of a bunch of penises with butterfly wings and posted it, then argued with the mods that they were butterflies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 2:49:55 AM #168:	Mods wouldn't know a penis if it hit them in the face. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959395386] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Mods wouldn't know a penis if it hit them in the face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 2:50:14 AM #169:	Damn mods --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959395389] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Damn mods </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 2:55:58 AM #170:	I'm still weeks later laughing at this https://youtu.be/cqlWcFdNYwI --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959395451] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I'm still weeks later laughing at this https://youtu.be/cqlWcFdNYwI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/26/21 3:17:46 AM #171:	MabusIncarnate posted... Hell yeah, great action flick for sure. Do you remember what you wrote? I bet it was a picture of a ketchup bottle and a pecker butterfly. Sadly i dont, and my ketchup addiction didnt start til my teens lol Goddamn cat doesnt give af about ANY of her toys, never did, has started losing interest in the ceiling fan chain thing and string, and now only wants my nail file for some reason. Fucking scraping the sandpapery bit off with some scissors so she can have it without fucking up her teeth like those tiktokers. Little shit. Shes lucky shes cute, id have made kitty nuggets outa her and ate her with ketchup by now. Oh for fucks sake! I gave her the damn file she never lets me use in peace and now she doesnt want it. I think im gonna have kitty nuggys tomorrow. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959395692] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Hell yeah, great action flick for sure. Do you remember what you wrote? I bet it was a picture of a ketchup bottle and a pecker butterfly.</quote>Sadly i dont, and my ketchup addiction didnt start til my teens lol Goddamn cat doesnt give af about ANY of her toys, never did, has started losing interest in the ceiling fan chain thing and string, and now only wants my nail file for some reason. Fucking scraping the sandpapery bit off with some scissors so she can have it without fucking up her teeth like those tiktokers. Little shit. Shes lucky shes cute, id have made kitty nuggets outa her and ate her with ketchup by now. Oh for fucks sake! I gave her the damn file she never lets me use in peace and now she doesnt want it. I think im gonna have kitty nuggys tomorrow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/26/21 11:23:17 AM #172:	JimCarrysToe posted... Florida man hospitalized for the second time for eating molten rock, says "I just wanted to dispel the myth that lava is edible, but only once. Gonna go for thrice now.". @Johnny_Nutcase how many times can you eat lava? You should find out! I'm no Florida man. I don't do Florida things. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959403182] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>JimCarrysToe posted... </cite> <quote>Florida man hospitalized for the second time for eating molten rock, says "I just wanted to dispel the myth that lava is edible, but only once. Gonna go for thrice now.". @Johnny_Nutcase how many times can you eat lava? You should find out!</quote> I'm no Florida man. I don't do Florida things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 11:52:25 AM #173:	I wish I was Florida man. At least I would be in the news because I tried to drug an alligator in order to have sex with it. Florida men have it all figured out. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959404035] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I wish I was Florida man. At least I would be in the news because I tried to drug an alligator in order to have sex with it. Florida men have it all figured out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 10/26/21 12:00:10 PM #174:	Questionmarktarius posted... next: DC Cab Adam Baldwin, Garey Busey, Mr. T, and Wojo from Barney Miller. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GbJSP1kY4 --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. <cite>matteus70 posted [p:959404260] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>next: DC Cab Adam Baldwin, Garey Busey, Mr. T, and Wojo from Barney Miller.</quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GbJSP1kY4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/26/21 12:14:15 PM #175:	matteus70 posted... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GbJSP1kY4 That was even before he scrambled his brains in a motorcycle wreck. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:959404648] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>matteus70 posted... </cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-GbJSP1kY4</quote>That was even before he scrambled his brains in a motorcycle wreck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 10/26/21 1:08:57 PM #177:	My house be smelling pretty today and I don't know why --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959406229] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>My house be smelling pretty today and I don't know why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 1:16:11 PM #178:	Smackems posted... My house be smelling pretty today and I don't know why Yer gooch ain't oozing pus no more right? --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959406430] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>My house be smelling pretty today and I don't know why</quote>Yer gooch ain't oozing pus no more right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 1:22:31 PM #179:	Not at the moment. But the gooch is like the wind, shifting and going pffffff --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959406632] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Not at the moment. But the gooch is like the wind, shifting and going pffffff </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 2:52:59 PM #180:	You gotta treat that gooch right man. Take it out to dinner sometime. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959409394] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>You gotta treat that gooch right man. Take it out to dinner sometime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 3:14:32 PM #181:	I don't know if anyone here listens to Meshuggah but I just discovered this song from their debut album. It's pretty cool. https://youtu.be/EnsyiOl-Ww0 --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959410083] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>I don't know if anyone here listens to Meshuggah but I just discovered this song from their debut album. It's pretty cool. https://youtu.be/EnsyiOl-Ww0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 3:47:48 PM #182:	Pandamonic posted... I don't know if anyone here listens to Meshuggah but I just discovered this song from their debut album. It's pretty cool. https://youtu.be/EnsyiOl-Ww0 Yeah I like em. Drummer especially The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959411188] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>I don't know if anyone here listens to Meshuggah but I just discovered this song from their debut album. It's pretty cool. https://youtu.be/EnsyiOl-Ww0</quote>Yeah I like em. Drummer especially The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/26/21 3:50:48 PM #183:	Came home from work early today because fuck waiting around for people to show up. Got a 30 pack of beer because they don't have my godamn 16oz cans still. So now i'm good on that for a while. Gonna play Diablo 2 and watch movies while I "work". --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959411270] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Came home from work early today because fuck waiting around for people to show up. Got a 30 pack of beer because they don't have my godamn 16oz cans still. So now i'm good on that for a while. Gonna play Diablo 2 and watch movies while I "work". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 3:50:52 PM #184:	Smackems posted... Yeah I like em. Drummer especially That dude's so talented. Smackems posted... The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in Smackems is IN. I'm drinking to that. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959411272] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah I like em. Drummer especially</quote>That dude's so talented. Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in</quote>Smackems is IN. I'm drinking to that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 3:52:41 PM #185:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Came home from work early today because fuck waiting around for people to show up. Got a 30 pack of beer because they don't have my godamn 16oz cans still. So now i'm good on that for a while. Gonna play Diablo 2 and watch movies while I "work". We gettin fuckered up? Pandamonic posted... That dude's so talented. Smackems is IN. I'm drinking to that. He really is. I can't even comprehend regular drumming, much less... that --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959411328] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Came home from work early today because fuck waiting around for people to show up. Got a 30 pack of beer because they don't have my godamn 16oz cans still. So now i'm good on that for a while. Gonna play Diablo 2 and watch movies while I "work".</quote>We gettin fuckered up? Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>That dude's so talented. Smackems is IN. I'm drinking to that.</quote>He really is. I can't even comprehend regular drumming, much less... that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/26/21 4:05:01 PM #186:	We are gettin fuckered up later yes. I'll look like a putz if I have to go back into work for some weird ass reason and i'm all drunk I got a chicken sandwich to keep me company for now though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg3wsMCz5Ds --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959411726] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>We are gettin fuckered up later yes. I'll look like a putz if I have to go back into work for some weird ass reason and i'm all drunk I got a chicken sandwich to keep me company for now though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg3wsMCz5Ds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 4:06:25 PM #187:	Smackems posted... We gettin fuckered up? He really is. I can't even comprehend regular drumming, much less... that His irregular double kick patterns in Bleed are something else. And the guitars follow along with every hit. And there's no discernible pattern, at least for me. I don't get how they do it. Amazingly talented musicians. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959411781] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>We gettin fuckered up? He really is. I can't even comprehend regular drumming, much less... that</quote>His irregular double kick patterns in Bleed are something else. And the guitars follow along with every hit. And there's no discernible pattern, at least for me. I don't get how they do it. Amazingly talented musicians. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stewman_Magoo 10/26/21 4:09:38 PM #188:	Smackems posted... Yeah I like em. Drummer especially The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in Does she make your gooch ooze? If not she might not be the one. --- PSN Stewman_Magoo <cite>Stewman_Magoo posted [p:959411885] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah I like em. Drummer especially The girl at the front of the hospital that looks like Mia Khalifa got semi upset that I didn't flirt with her when I came in I'm in</quote> Does she make your gooch ooze? If not she might not be the one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/26/21 4:19:20 PM #189:	Kitty escapes being turned to nugz today, shes zooming around playing with the nail file. Its so fucking cute when she picks it up with her paws like a deranged child playing with a hot potato ^.^ --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959412201] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Kitty escapes being turned to nugz today, shes zooming around playing with the nail file. Its so fucking cute when she picks it up with her paws like a deranged child playing with a hot potato ^.^ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/26/21 4:22:42 PM #190:	99.6% of all household accidents begin with Jims nail file. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959412307] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>99.6% of all household accidents begin with Jims nail file. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/26/21 4:26:10 PM #191:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... 99.6% of all household accidents begin with Jims nail file. Oh me sawing the legs of that chair you sat in and broke with a nail file wasnt an accident. --- ''This - except for the raisins - is the body of christ.'' ''But raisins are grapes and wine is made of grapes so its like a 2 in 1 shampoo except with jesus.'' <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:959412405] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>99.6% of all household accidents begin with Jims nail file.</quote>Oh me sawing the legs of that chair you sat in and broke with a nail file wasnt an accident. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/26/21 4:37:14 PM #192:	You wouldn't be able to get within 20ft of my chair before I bull rushed you and knocked you into a cactus. Or cactiiii if there's multiple in the area, which I would prefer. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:959412766] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>You wouldn't be able to get within 20ft of my chair before I bull rushed you and knocked you into a cactus. Or cactiiii if there's multiple in the area, which I would prefer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 5:16:37 PM #193:	Stewman_Magoo posted... Does she make your gooch ooze? If not she might not be the one. Bruh I for real got an "aww!" Out of her when I was leaving Her gooch is the one oozin I guarantee it Lol --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959413955] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Stewman_Magoo posted... </cite> <quote>Does she make your gooch ooze? If not she might not be the one.</quote>Bruh I for real got an "aww!" Out of her when I was leaving Her gooch is the one oozin I guarantee it Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 5:17:43 PM #194:	It's all gucci with the oozy gooch --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959413991] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>It's all gucci with the oozy gooch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 5:18:43 PM #195:	Pandamonic posted... It's all gucci with the oozy gooch This is gonna be our first album name Band name is Farty Coochie Air --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959414029] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Pandamonic posted... </cite> <quote>It's all gucci with the oozy gooch</quote>This is gonna be our first album name Band name is Farty Coochie Air </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 5:27:47 PM #196:	Smackems posted... This is gonna be our first album name Band name is Farty Coochie Air We'll play grindcore with some jazz elements. Get it? Jazz kinda sounds like ass. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959414321] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>This is gonna be our first album name Band name is Farty Coochie Air</quote>We'll play grindcore with some jazz elements. Get it? Jazz kinda sounds like ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yefoloogi 10/26/21 6:15:07 PM #197:	--- (@)(@) ZzzzZ <cite>Yefoloogi posted [p:959415711] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 6:26:28 PM #198:	Is that an anus --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959416039] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Is that an anus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/26/21 6:26:51 PM #199:	That's perfect. And tasty. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959416047] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>That's perfect. And tasty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/26/21 6:28:13 PM #200:	Anal Pumpkin would be a good metal band name --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:959416083] in Drinking T... [t:79728184]...</cite> <quote>Anal Pumpkin would be a good metal band name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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