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Johnny_Nutcase
10/26/21 6:34:52 PM
#201:


Ohhhh I love it. I would love to see one of you take that to Church. If anyone says anything just be like... "huh... yeah I guess it kinda does look that way..."

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/26/21 6:39:38 PM
#202:


So i'm gonna have a few many drinks tonight and play with an electrical circuit board I got to fuck around with. I got a light to blink at the speed that I wanted it to already. Lesson 1 done....



Let's see how long it takes me to electric cock suck myself.

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Smackems
10/26/21 6:46:27 PM
#203:


Hot

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Stewman_Magoo
10/26/21 6:52:53 PM
#204:


Smackems posted...
Anal Pumpkin would be a good metal band name

I've always thought Blumpkin Patch would make a good band name.

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Smackems
10/26/21 6:57:34 PM
#205:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
I've always thought Blumpkin Patch would make a good band name.
Lol

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Machete
10/26/21 7:06:32 PM
#206:


Stewman_Magoo posted...


I've always thought Blumpkin Patch would make a good band name.


Literally anything with Blumpkin in the name would make a good name for literally anything.

There is a series of politics topics on another board that everyone involved takes super seriously and when one topic hit 500, I made the next one and just trolled and called it "Blumpkin"

I assumed they would bitch and make a new one or whine to the mods to lock it but nope. Everyone posted like normal. I made a few more a bit later when I could. One was Cleveland Steamer and probably if I got a 3rd one it would have been Alabama Hot Pocket. I don't think I got to do Dragon Blaster but I may not have heard that term until later after I left that board...
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MabusIncarnate
10/26/21 7:08:17 PM
#207:


Yefoloogi posted...
Lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/26/21 7:36:00 PM
#208:


You want spooky?



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Smackems
10/26/21 7:42:25 PM
#209:


Oh that's spoopy

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Machete
10/26/21 7:46:22 PM
#210:


holy fuck I laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds at that anus, dick and hands pumpkin

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Smackems
10/26/21 8:11:44 PM
#211:


Machete posted...
holy fuck I laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds at that anus, dick and hands pumpkin
Oh shit I didn't see a weiner

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/26/21 8:13:20 PM
#212:


And balls too. Balls were involved in the making of that pumpkin.


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Johnny_Nutcase
10/26/21 8:37:57 PM
#213:


Gonna go watch the World Series with my neighbor. Don't do anything I would do when i'm gone.

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Machete
10/26/21 8:43:04 PM
#214:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And balls too. Balls were involved in the making of that pumpkin.

Yes. Very true.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gonna go watch the World Series with my neighbor. Don't do anything I would do when i'm gone.

would you go to the liquor store to buy more booze while already buzzed and hope the guy doesn't ask "are you okay?" (He always asks this if he thinks a customer is already drunk. Only happened to me maybe like 4-5 times in twice as many years) because that's what the fuck I'm about to do lol :P

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Smackems
10/26/21 8:50:06 PM
#215:


No don't do it

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JimCarrysToe
10/26/21 9:29:01 PM
#216:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gonna go watch the World Series with my neighbor. Don't do anything I would do when i'm gone.
pssssst! Guys! Lets go move all his furniture two inches to the left!

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Smackems
10/26/21 9:30:22 PM
#217:


Imma raid his fridge

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MabusIncarnate
10/26/21 9:57:31 PM
#218:


I'll put the jello mix in the toilets

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Smackems
10/26/21 9:59:19 PM
#219:


There ain't nothin in this fuckin fridge

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JimCarrysToe
10/26/21 10:02:24 PM
#220:


Smackems posted...
There ain't nothin in this fuckin fridge
Yea thats why im fuckin with his furniture, how dare he not have at least some left over pizza for us? No yoohoo, no ketchup, nothin.

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Smackems
10/26/21 10:03:56 PM
#221:


Not EVEN a yoohoo

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Machete
10/26/21 10:04:15 PM
#222:


I fucked up and did my last taxes super late and missed out on a bunch of shit including stimulus money as a result.

Not long ago I got like 2500 back from IRS for covid relief money I overpaid on and just now I got a stimulus check for another $1400. I used to be against this sort of government handout shit but since pandemic and given my situation I'm now like "FUCKING PLZ AND THX GOVERNMENT UWU"

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MabusIncarnate
10/26/21 10:04:51 PM
#223:


Just melt a Hershey bar in some water and call it good

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Smackems
10/26/21 10:15:53 PM
#224:


Taxes schmaxes

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Smackems
10/26/21 11:44:54 PM
#225:


I ate twice as much brownie than usual 3 hours ago and I barely feel anything

Was my last one, too

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Pandamonic
10/26/21 11:51:48 PM
#226:


Try holding your breath.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:02:02 AM
#227:


Pandamonic posted...
Try holding your breath.
Through which orifice

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:10:41 AM
#229:


Smackems posted...
Through which orifice
All of them. Put on headphones, two cigarettes up your nose and a finger up yer bum. Then shut your pie hole and stuff yer peehole with pie.

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:12:17 AM
#230:


I'm gonna have to watch Dune huh.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:13:54 AM
#231:


What kinda pie? I can do caramel pee hole pie

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Naysaspace
10/27/21 12:17:25 AM
#232:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
So i'm gonna have a few many drinks tonight and play with an electrical circuit board I got to fuck around with. I got a light to blink at the speed that I wanted it to already. Lesson 1 done....



Let's see how long it takes me to electric cock suck myself.
Oh cool, i did virtually the same thing for a traffic light project in grade 12. I had some C++ experience but we coded our MC in C (which was more or less the same). I was unfamiliar with signed input/outputs (basically what sends voltage to the lights), but once i got that down, i added a bunch of cool sequence and timing stuff.

The prof actually asked if my "dad helped me" and i laughed because there was less than a snowballs chance in hell he'd be able to do anything like that.

oddly enough, working on that project, i wound up binging trailer park boys season 1-3. got me into the show.

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:18:29 AM
#233:


Smackems posted...
What kinda pie? I can do caramel pee hole pie
Cherry pie if you can find it.

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BlazinBlue88
10/27/21 12:18:50 AM
#234:


JimCarrysToe posted...
pssssst! Guys! Lets go move all his furniture two inches to the left!
I used to love flipping friends rooms upside down as a prank. Dvds, mattresses, posters, etc.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:19:43 AM
#235:


I thought cherry pits were dangerous for dongs

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/27/21 12:21:02 AM
#236:


My friends dad died so I gotta call him still.

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:21:22 AM
#237:


Smackems posted...
I thought cherry pits were dangerous for dongs
If you don't want em give em to me.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:21:47 AM
#238:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My friends dad died so I gotta call him still.
Damn that sucks

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:24:10 AM
#239:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My friends dad died so I gotta call him still.
That sucks :(

My friends mom died almost two months ago. He never had anyone close to him die. Shit was rough.

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MabusIncarnate
10/27/21 12:24:30 AM
#240:


I'm a very odd breed of sci-fi nut that never liked Dune at all. I watched the new one, it's a tremendously filmed visual masterpiece, but the story still won't grab me at all.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:25:44 AM
#241:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm a very odd breed of sci-fi nut that never liked Dune at all. I watched the new one, it's a tremendously filmed visual masterpiece, but the story still won't grab me at all.
Pretty much a setup for part 2. But Dune is kinda a weird sci fi in the first place. Like on par with Star Wars in that it's almost like a fantasy

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:27:46 AM
#242:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm a very odd breed of sci-fi nut that never liked Dune at all. I watched the new one, it's a tremendously filmed visual masterpiece, but the story still won't grab me at all.
Some people said it's like BR2049. Looks good, but the story is meh.
And that one is one of my favorite movies, I love the story and the visuals.
I'm gonna have to at least give it a chance.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:28:31 AM
#243:


I did get 2049 vibes from it. Same director and whatnot

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:31:02 AM
#244:


Smackems posted...
I did get 2049 vibes from it. Same director and whatnot
I've never seen a bad movie from Villeneuve. I've only seen 3 of them though.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:32:19 AM
#245:


Arrival was probably his most meh movie I've seen but even it was great imo

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MabusIncarnate
10/27/21 12:35:55 AM
#246:


I like Blomkamp a lot, I know a lot of people aren't fond of him. I liked the indirect trilogy a lot.

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:36:46 AM
#247:


Smackems posted...
Arrival was probably his most meh movie I've seen but even it was great imo
Haven't seen that one, but Prisoners, 2049 and Sicario I thought were amazing movies. Arrival was the next one of his I was gonna watch but it's probably gonna be Dune now.

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Smackems
10/27/21 12:36:50 AM
#248:


I fell off with him after Elysium. That was him right? But District 9 was great

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Pandamonic
10/27/21 12:39:24 AM
#249:


I loved District 9. Haven't seen Elysium, and only a bit of Chappie.

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MabusIncarnate
10/27/21 12:42:37 AM
#250:


Smackems posted...
I fell off with him after Elysium. That was him right? But District 9 was great
Yeah and Chappie. I liked Elysium the least of the 3, but I still kinda liked it. District 9 was the best for sure.

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