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Smiffwilm
11/06/21 7:57:19 PM
#103:


It has electrolytes, Mr. Bond.

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synth_real
11/06/21 8:24:42 PM
#106:


We're here for a good time, not a long time, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/06/21 10:02:06 PM
#107:


Rabble rabble rabble rabble, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/06/21 10:06:33 PM
#108:


are we not men mr bond?

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Master_Bass
11/06/21 11:07:43 PM
#109:


You can't ignore my girth, Mr. Bond.


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au_gold
11/06/21 11:08:19 PM
#110:


Im a grower, not a shower, Mr. Bond.

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Nacen
11/06/21 11:09:58 PM
#111:


I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/06/21 11:50:32 PM
#112:


El Psy Congroo, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/07/21 1:21:25 PM
#113:


You mean the Chaos Emeralds, Mr. Bond?

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Pandamonic
11/07/21 1:30:25 PM
#115:


I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/07/21 5:19:37 PM
#116:


Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald, Mr. Bond?

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Xavier_On_High
11/07/21 5:47:55 PM
#118:


I only see one Lebaron, Mr. Bond. Where's your Lebaron? I don't see two Lebarons. Where's your Lebaron, Mr. Bond?

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Trevor_Belmont
11/07/21 10:31:30 PM
#120:


YOU ARE A TOY, Mr. Bond

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Pandamonic
11/07/21 10:36:27 PM
#121:


Das war ein befehl! Der angriff Steiners war ein befehl, Herr Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/07/21 10:36:43 PM
#122:


Press F to pay respects, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/07/21 11:16:25 PM
#124:


Pookh lod wih le koo. Hach jahj cho-koov-moakh leng-lidge
loo-Teb-jahj leng widge-vahd bel rahp shoave dah-nobe-poo-
boagh. [in Hebrew] Shabbat shalom, Mr. Bond.


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iPhone_7
11/07/21 11:36:17 PM
#125:


It tastes like pineapple, Mr Bond

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Pandamonic
11/07/21 11:43:37 PM
#126:


Feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? It's already started my dear good friend... The Shit Blizzard, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/08/21 1:03:20 AM
#127:


you like to laugh at me when i look at other girls, mr bond

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masterpug53
11/08/21 9:35:55 AM
#128:


You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it, Mr. Bond.

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Spidey5
11/08/21 10:10:18 AM
#129:


We'll win with the power of friendship, Mr. Bond.
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Nacen
11/08/21 10:10:41 AM
#130:


How about another joke, Mr. Bond?

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Xavier_On_High
11/08/21 10:56:15 AM
#131:


This is indeed a disturbing universe, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/08/21 11:13:01 AM
#133:


masterpug53 posted...
You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it, Mr. Bond.
Hehe, mule Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/08/21 1:00:27 PM
#134:


They're magically delicious, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/08/21 1:01:36 PM
#135:


Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/08/21 1:02:55 PM
#136:


masterpug53 posted...
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg, Mr. Bond.
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur, Mr Bond.

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toreysback
11/08/21 1:38:46 PM
#137:


It;s right here in the Junior Woodchucks Manual, Mr Bond

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masterpug53
11/08/21 1:43:58 PM
#138:


They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine, and it wouldn't be enough. No, I don't keep count. But you do. And that's what I love about you, Mr. Bond.

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lurknomore
11/08/21 2:01:38 PM
#139:


Yo some pickle fucker gave us free eats, Mr. Bond.
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Xavier_On_High
11/08/21 3:29:56 PM
#141:


The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, Mr. Bond.

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lurknomore
11/08/21 5:11:16 PM
#142:


Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny, Mr. Bond?
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toreysback
11/08/21 7:04:17 PM
#144:


Pan-pan-pandemic; papapapapa pandemic, mr bond

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synth_real
11/08/21 7:11:41 PM
#145:


Stay a while and listen, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/08/21 8:19:13 PM
#146:


How's this for a wet dream, Mr. Bond?!

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Trevor_Belmont
11/09/21 12:57:55 AM
#147:


One shall stand, one shall fall Mr. Bond.

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Nacen
11/09/21 12:59:29 AM
#148:


So tell me what you want, what you really, really want, Mr. Bond.

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Nukazie
11/09/21 1:22:50 AM
#149:


How did you like the cream pie, Mr Bond?

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 1:40:02 AM
#150:


Moon Pie..... what a time to be alive, Mr. Bond.

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Nukazie
11/09/21 2:56:50 AM
#151:


Hey, listen, Mr Bond

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bulletproofvita
11/09/21 3:00:22 AM
#152:


A Ressurected topic, Mr Bond.

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Pandamonic
11/09/21 3:52:44 AM
#153:


It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks, you don't really know why, but you wanna justify, rippin' someone's head off! No human contact, and if you interact, your life is on contract. Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker! It's just one of those days, Mr. Bond.

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