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bulletproofvita
11/09/21 4:12:38 AM
#154:


Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through, Mr. Bond.

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Questionmarktarius
11/09/21 4:15:21 AM
#155:


All that you touch and all that you see
All that you taste, all you feel
And all that you love and all that you hate
All you distrust, all you save
And all that you give and all that you deal
And all that you buy, beg, borrow, or steal
And all you create and all you destroy
And all that you do and all that you say
And all that you eat and everyone you meet (Everyone you meet)
And all that you slight and everyone you fight
And all that is now and all that is gone
And all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
Mr. Bond
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bulletproofvita
11/09/21 4:17:27 AM
#156:


A new car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team Mr Bond.

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Nukazie
11/09/21 5:00:00 AM
#157:


How much for a handy j, Mr Bond

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Trevor_Belmont
11/09/21 7:54:34 AM
#158:


I am Iron Man, Mr. Bond

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toreysback
11/09/21 9:00:20 AM
#159:


the love boat soon will be making another run, mr bond

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masterpug53
11/09/21 9:23:06 AM
#160:


Your 'best?' Losers always whine about their 'best.' Winner go home and fuck the prom queen, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/09/21 11:06:45 AM
#163:


They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house poet strikes again Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/09/21 11:38:20 AM
#165:


He doesnt have nards Mr. Bond!

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Nacen
11/09/21 11:51:18 AM
#166:


There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 11:54:28 AM
#167:


Narf, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/09/21 2:38:55 PM
#169:


It's a thingy! A fiendish thingy, Mr. Bond!

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toreysback
11/09/21 4:47:18 PM
#170:


in the meadow we can build a snowman, mr bond

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 4:53:06 PM
#171:


Hired goons, Mr. Bond?

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K-driver
11/09/21 5:04:20 PM
#173:


This spot marks our grave. But you may rest here, too, if you like, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 7:12:19 PM
#174:


Sora is finally here, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/09/21 8:13:53 PM
#177:


You are the caretaker. You have always been the caretaker, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 8:26:13 PM
#178:


It's tail time, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/09/21 8:38:08 PM
#179:


it's the most wonderful time of the year, mr bond

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Nukazie
11/09/21 8:41:55 PM
#180:


get over here mr bond

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Nukazie
11/09/21 8:44:07 PM
#181:


Please stop shitting your pants, Mr Bond

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Mistere Man
11/09/21 9:11:56 PM
#182:


The only way to get ride of them is with this special shampoo, and a tiny comb Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/09/21 9:25:19 PM
#183:


You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce, Mr. Bond


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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 10:41:41 PM
#184:


FUS ROH DAH, Mr. Bond.

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Nukazie
11/09/21 11:04:36 PM
#186:


It's way past your bedtime, Mr Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/09/21 11:33:12 PM
#188:


You're tearing me apart, Mr. Bond.

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Nacen
11/09/21 11:37:26 PM
#189:


WHARRGARBL, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/10/21 3:21:24 AM
#190:


baby it's cold outside, mr bond

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bulletproofvita
11/10/21 3:27:24 AM
#191:


Oh Hi Mark, Mr. Bond.

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 3:31:36 AM
#192:


Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine?
Sheeeeeeeit, Mr. Bond.

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Nukazie
11/10/21 3:34:31 AM
#193:


Deeper, Mr Bond

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Xavier_On_High
11/10/21 5:48:28 AM
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Nukazie
11/10/21 7:57:55 AM
#196:


You may prick your finger but it's your choice to finger your prick, Mr Bond

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K-driver
11/10/21 8:24:28 AM
#197:


The Jailer is the key. Kill him and you'll be free, Mr Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/10/21 9:16:18 AM
#198:


You cant have pie without cool hwhip Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/10/21 9:23:21 AM
#199:


snowflakes are falling, covering up the ground. Death comes calling, you won't hear a sound, Mr. Bond

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Nacen
11/10/21 10:43:01 AM
#201:


That's a big yikes from me, Mr. Bond

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masterpug53
11/10/21 10:54:48 AM
#202:


No one's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fuckin' long dick, hence the name, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/10/21 1:58:24 PM
#204:


But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow, Mr. Bond.

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