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masterpug53
11/12/21 2:37:01 PM
#255:


Hank, NO, it's suicide!

Then I'll see you in heck, Mr. Bond!

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Smiffwilm
11/12/21 3:18:06 PM
#256:


Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

*ra tat tat tat*

And a Happy New Year, Mr. Bond.

*tat*

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toreysback
11/12/21 3:20:00 PM
#257:


do you see what i see, mr bond?

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Questionmarktarius
11/12/21 3:51:05 PM
#259:


All we are, is dust in the wind, dude.

Dust
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masterpug53
11/12/21 3:54:59 PM
#261:


3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST, MR BOND!

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Trevor_Belmont
11/13/21 12:50:05 AM
#263:


You fight like a Dairy Farmer, Mr. Bond

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bulletproofvita
11/13/21 2:03:17 AM
#264:


Get your ass the Mars, Mr. Bond.

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synth_real
11/13/21 3:19:01 AM
#265:


Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES, Mr. Bond.

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0Renegade
11/13/21 3:22:03 AM
#266:


Deez nuts, Mr. Bond

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Xavier_On_High
11/13/21 5:35:31 AM
#267:


Two things never happened again after that; the Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again, and Bogs never walked again, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/13/21 5:58:22 AM
#268:


You better watch out, you better not cry, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/13/21 4:38:57 PM
#270:


All right, you egg-suckin' piece of gutter trash. You always did like pushin' around people smaller than you. Well I'M smaller. Try pushin' me, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/13/21 4:44:09 PM
#271:


Let your heart be light = from now on, our troubles will be out of sight, Mr Bond

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Pandamonic
11/13/21 5:53:02 PM
#272:


I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels SHIT in my face, Mr. Bond.

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Nacen
11/14/21 1:41:02 AM
#273:


The name's Bond. James Bond, Mr. Bond

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Nukazie
11/14/21 5:32:16 AM
#274:


You give a nice head, Mr Bond

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toreysback
11/14/21 6:28:39 AM
#276:


From Atlantic to Pacific, oh, the traffic is terrific, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/14/21 6:31:11 AM
#277:


Yvan eht nioj, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/14/21 2:07:38 PM
#278:


UnfairRepresent is SUSPENDED, Mr. Bond.

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Pandamonic
11/14/21 2:24:13 PM
#279:


I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/14/21 4:49:58 PM
#280:


Ho ho, the mistletoe, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/14/21 5:08:50 PM
#281:


And I just can't wait to be king, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/14/21 5:11:00 PM
#282:


Smiffilm with the excellent use of the notes emoji, mr bond

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Nukazie
11/14/21 7:34:58 PM
#283:


My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Mr Bond

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Xavier_On_High
11/15/21 10:20:08 AM
#285:


The concentration of the pesticide DDT in the fatty tissues of organisms was biomagnified approximately 10 million times in this food chain of an estuary adjacent to Long Island Sound, New York, Mr. Bond.

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Pandamonic
11/15/21 12:55:39 PM
#287:


I'm not even going to swat that fly, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/15/21 1:34:06 PM
#288:


Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/15/21 1:37:40 PM
#289:


You aint fat! You aint nothin! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN MR.BOND!!!

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Pandamonic
11/15/21 2:09:01 PM
#291:


To the window, to the wall, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/15/21 7:06:02 PM
#292:


VIDEO KID: Cowboy BeBop at his computer, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/15/21 7:59:06 PM
#293:


Your right hand comes off, Mr. Bond?

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toreysback
11/15/21 8:14:12 PM
#294:


logs on the fire fill me with desire, mr bond

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Xavier_On_High
11/15/21 9:16:51 PM
#295:


Dreams are messages from the deep, Mr. Bond.

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Mistere Man
11/15/21 9:40:31 PM
#296:


Is it in yet Mr. Bond?

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Smiffwilm
11/16/21 1:34:55 AM
#298:


Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you, Mr. Bond.

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au_gold
11/16/21 1:39:30 AM
#299:


I probably wont go down in history, but I will go down on your sister, Mr. Bond.

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Nacen
11/16/21 6:59:41 AM
#300:


It may be difficult to secure your release, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/16/21 8:11:47 AM
#301:


But as for me and Grandpa, we believe, Mr. Bond

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Nacen
11/16/21 8:19:48 AM
#302:


I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/16/21 9:42:32 AM
#303:


She was a bad egg, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/16/21 10:32:00 AM
#304:


Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, Mr. Bond.

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