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toyota
11/12/21 2:42:12 AM
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tbh i say borderline lynching for those scumbags. like who tf does that shit bro, what the hell
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Tyranthraxus
11/12/21 2:45:11 AM
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Assuming you mean porch pirates I'm okay with treating them like real pirates whatever the punishment for that is.

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Arcanine2009
11/12/21 3:04:38 AM
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sick the Nintendo ninjas on em


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1337toothbrush
11/12/21 3:07:22 AM
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brotrrwinner
11/12/21 3:09:22 AM
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cut off hands

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KingThing
11/12/21 3:09:26 AM
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Death sentence. Then it will stop almost instantly.

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Doe
11/12/21 3:35:52 AM
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Mail fraud is already a felony

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Nacen
11/12/21 3:36:09 AM
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gunplagirl
11/12/21 3:40:51 AM
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Make them wear clothes lined on the inside with sandpaper, then have them row a mile on a row machine.

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toyota
11/12/21 3:43:08 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Make them wear clothes lined on the inside with sandpaper, then have them row a mile on a row machine.

da fuck
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gunplagirl
11/12/21 3:44:49 AM
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I'm pretty amazing. See, if they had to run a mile they could just walk or do some weird hip pivot and do it slowly. A row machine necessitates multiple muscles even to move slowly. It'll take hours if done that way.

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HA4e
11/12/21 3:49:03 AM
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totalnerdken posted...
They must walk off the plank.

No, hanged by the plank with rope while their bleeding body is being dragged across the sea so the sharks eat them.

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joe40001
11/12/21 3:51:00 AM
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I don't like them at all, but I think the most sensible thing is probably the same laws about robbery that already exist.

(Ignoring the places that have fucked up robbery laws).

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Ilishe
11/12/21 3:56:04 AM
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Put them in a room with those shredder drones from Half Life 2 for five minutes.

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Flauros
11/12/21 3:56:05 AM
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Surgically remove the tendons from their hands and wrists. That way they have hands still, but they are useless. Every time they look at their useless hands, they are reminded of their crimes.

They will spend countless days trying to will their dead hands back to life and it will never happen no matter how they try.

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joe40001
11/12/21 3:57:19 AM
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Jesus Christ some of y'all need hugs or something lol

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gunplagirl
11/12/21 4:03:24 AM
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Ilishe posted...
Put them in a room with those shredder drones from Half Life 2 for five minutes.
Isn't half life 2 the same game where if you pick up a bottle and block your line of sight to the enemy turrets, they'll stop shooting at you?

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toyota
11/12/21 4:08:05 AM
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joe40001 posted...
Jesus Christ some of y'all need hugs or something lol

i thought my lynching idea was bad, but this bitch ( @gunplagirl ) crazy

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St0rmFury
11/12/21 4:17:31 AM
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Jfc CE.

Carry on.
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StarsOfCCTV
11/12/21 4:23:50 AM
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Death or exile.

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Dakimakura
11/12/21 4:50:57 AM
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Battle arena against a pack of pitbulls.

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Oderus Urungus
11/12/21 4:58:08 AM
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Sodomy
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Wii_Shaker
11/12/21 5:15:01 AM
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I'm cool with pirate punishments.


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jumi
11/12/21 5:51:18 AM
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1. Remove a part of their body (ideally the penis).
2. Place it in a wrapped Amazon box.
3. Place the box somewhere in a pile of 10000 Amazon boxes.
4. Let them search the boxes.
5. Body part can only be reattached when it is found.
6. They must find it before it goes bad.

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