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UnfairRepresent
12/14/21 4:53:11 PM
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When you open it she says she hopes you like it as she wasn't sure which one to get but the man in the store said this was the one people your age want.

It's full size and decent quality.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/7/AAZiH8AACskB.jpg

She seems completely straight faced about it.

How would you react?
What would you do?

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Sexypwnstar
12/14/21 4:55:04 PM
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Play if off like that scene in HIMYM

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BloodMoon7
12/14/21 4:55:53 PM
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Based mom

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KeeperOfShadows
12/14/21 4:57:53 PM
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Thank her and take the pillow. It'd be the best gift I got in years.

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Zikten
12/14/21 5:00:07 PM
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I'd figure my mom lost her mind and had a personality change

She's very conservative and religious. She doesn't even know body pillows exist. But if she did, she would think they are disgusting
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UnfairRepresent
12/14/21 5:05:22 PM
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Zikten posted...
I'd figure my mom lost her mind and had a personality change

She's very conservative and religious. She doesn't even know body pillows exist. But if she did, she would think they are disgusting
Maybe she didn't realize what they were for and just thought a body pillow would be good for your back

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geshkigal
12/14/21 5:24:56 PM
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I'd tell her off for buying unlicensed merchandise.

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Mistere Man
12/14/21 5:27:00 PM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
Thank her and take the pillow. It'd be the best gift I got in years.


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Strider102
12/14/21 5:29:13 PM
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Good to see GameFAQs is finally catering to the adult audience for a change.

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ArchHero
12/14/21 5:31:44 PM
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Tell her that it was better than the several hundred dollar Galaga arcade cabinet she was thinking of getting.

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Hambo the Hog
12/14/21 5:39:58 PM
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But moooom, I wanted Barret! >:[

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monkmith
12/14/21 5:40:38 PM
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are these like pillow covers or is it an actual pillow?

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WingsOfGood
12/14/21 5:41:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What would you do?

her?
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ArchHero
12/14/21 5:42:46 PM
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monkmith posted...
are these like pillow covers or is it an actual pillow?
Those are pillow covers.

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008Zulu
12/14/21 5:46:06 PM
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When she has lowered her expectations from grandchildren, to throw pillows.

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/21 3:00:59 AM
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monkmith posted...
are these like pillow covers or is it an actual pillow?
She got you an actual pillow

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UnfairRepresent
12/16/21 2:26:09 PM
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008Zulu posted...
When she has lowered her expectations from grandchildren, to throw pillows.
Well you do post on CE

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Mistere Man
12/17/21 11:03:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well you do post on CE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/21 4:10:41 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
https://youtu.be/rkBvhnri5s0

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Robot2600
12/17/21 4:24:16 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

also in answer to the OP:
https://youtu.be/kp8v--tkqVA

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008Zulu
12/18/21 2:31:34 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well you do post on CE
Ouch, that hurt. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to cry in to my Tifa bodypillow.

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