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UnfairRepresent
12/15/21 3:15:58 PM
#1:


Would you mention the rat?


Your girlfriend's brother is coming over for dinner and she is excited and a little nervous to introduce you to him.

"I think you're going to like Curtis, he's really smart and can play the oboe."

Then the doorbell rings, Curtis has arrived

"Oh but one thing, please don't ever mention the rat okay? It's important." She says casually before she opens the door.

What does that mean? You think to yourself. Then when Curtis comes in you realize he has a large white rat casually sitting comfortably on his shoulder.

"Heya little sis, I brought chips and dip." Curtis says
"It's so good to see you! Come in and meet [Firstname]." Your girlfriend says as they hug.

Curtis walks up to you and extends his hand. The rat is staring right at you.

"Hey buddy! I'm Curtis, nice to meet you."

They are both completely casual like nothing unusual is going on.

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How do you react?
What do you do?

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supervaan
12/15/21 3:40:45 PM
#2:


surprised and ask the girlfriend secretly "why can't I mention it?"

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/15/21 3:42:00 PM
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Not care and just do as she asks unless the rat bites me.

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Machete
12/15/21 3:42:50 PM
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why wouldn't I mention the rat? I like them as pets and it would irritate me to just ignore the rat because I would want to pet and interact with it.

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Zikten
12/15/21 4:09:25 PM
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I'd say "hey buddy! Nice rat!"
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MICHALECOLE
12/15/21 4:11:33 PM
#8:


Hey there! Nice to mee *my cat comes flying out of nowhere and knocks the rat clean across the room*
CASPER NO
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NoxObscuras
12/15/21 4:12:59 PM
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No, no, no. You can't just say something like that with no other context and expect me to sit through dinner like that. Either I pull her aside and she explains WTF is up with the rat, or I'm mentioning it.

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ThyCorndog
12/15/21 4:13:06 PM
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what rat?

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yusiko
12/15/21 4:37:57 PM
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i ask to pet his rat and then spend the night hitting on him

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Gobstoppers12
12/15/21 4:39:22 PM
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I say "wait a second, my girlfriend doesn't have a brother."

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AldousIsDead
12/15/21 4:39:39 PM
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Nice marmot.

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divot1338
12/15/21 4:39:52 PM
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I vaccuum up the rat immediately.

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DarkRoast
12/15/21 4:40:13 PM
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Rats are the legit best

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ArchHero
12/15/21 4:40:49 PM
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...(must not mention the rat, must not mention the rat)

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Big_Nabendu
12/15/21 4:42:17 PM
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Throw girlfriend and her brother out and keep the rat

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DarkRoast
12/15/21 4:44:37 PM
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My rat

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garan
12/15/21 4:45:29 PM
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I say 'nice rat' as soon as I see him.
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masterpug53
12/15/21 4:53:06 PM
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Lips sealed about the rat, but I'm definitely spilling the beans concerning the four baby turtles he's training.

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UnfairRepresent
12/15/21 5:11:14 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Lips sealed about the rat, but I'm definitely spilling the beans concerning the four baby turtles he's training.
Splinter wasn't white

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Gobstoppers12
12/15/21 5:30:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Splinter wasn't white
No need to make it about race

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The_Korey
12/16/21 4:23:59 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
No, no, no. You can't just say something like that with no other context and expect me to sit through dinner like that. Either I pull her aside and she explains WTF is up with the rat, or I'm mentioning it.


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UnfairRepresent
12/16/21 4:34:17 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Hey there! Nice to mee *my cat comes flying out of nowhere and knocks the rat clean across the room*
CASPER NO
I think this is the plot of Harry Potter 3

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