Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend's dad offers you $1,200,000 to never see her again

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UnfairRepresent 12/16/21 6:23:39 AM #1:	What do you do? Take the money. Reject the girl. Take the girl. Reject the money. What do you do? - Results (85 votes) Take the money. Reject the girl. 83.53% (71 votes) 71 Take the girl. Reject the money. 16.47% (14 votes) 14 Your get a message to meet your girlfriend at a fancy club. But when you arrive she's not there and instead you meet her fat father who she has a complicated relationship with and doesn't talk about much. "She's not coming. I wanted a talk with you." he says curtly with authority Her dad is a corrupt multi millionaire who made a fortune by creating ethically dubious PMCs , illegally selling reclaimed firearms in Africa and tax evading. He calls you over and pours you a drink from a vintage that cost more than the deposit on your home. He's dominating the room and not letting you get a word in. "So here's what's happening. I hate you and I never want to see you again. Now my first thought was to have my boys put you up in the hospital but then my little girl would no doubt be upset with me. Probably end up liking you more just to spite me. You know how stupid and emotional women are. But I know you, I know how your kind think. So I will give you $1,200,000 if you walk out of this door and leave our lives forever. Don't talk to my girl, don't call her, block her on-line. Make it like you never existed. Find somewhere else to live, marry some bar whore and pick up litter for the scouts I don't give a fuck. Just stay away from my princess. She'll be upset for a little while, then she'll find a man who actually has balls and quickly forget all about you just like I intend to." He lights his cigar and takes a puff. "Do you understand?" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/3/AAZiH8AACk5L.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960960779] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Take the money. Reject the girl. Take the girl. Reject the money. Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (85 votes) Take the money. Reject the girl. 83.53% (71 votes) 71 Take the girl. Reject the money. 16.47% (14 votes) 14 Show Voting Form Your get a message to meet your girlfriend at a fancy club. But when you arrive she's not there and instead you meet her fat father who she has a complicated relationship with and doesn't talk about much. "She's not coming. I wanted a talk with you." he says curtly with authority Her dad is a corrupt multi millionaire who made a fortune by creating ethically dubious PMCs , illegally selling reclaimed firearms in Africa and tax evading. He calls you over and pours you a drink from a vintage that cost more than the deposit on your home. He's dominating the room and not letting you get a word in. "So here's what's happening. I hate you and I never want to see you again. Now my first thought was to have my boys put you up in the hospital but then my little girl would no doubt be upset with me. Probably end up liking you more just to spite me. You know how stupid and emotional women are. But I know you, I know how your kind think. So I will give you $1,200,000 if you walk out of this door and leave our lives forever. Don't talk to my girl, don't call her, block her on-line. Make it like you never existed. Find somewhere else to live, marry some bar whore and pick up litter for the scouts I don't give a fuck. Just stay away from my princess. She'll be upset for a little while, then she'll find a man who actually has balls and quickly forget all about you just like I intend to." He lights his cigar and takes a puff. "Do you understand?" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/3/AAZiH8AACk5L.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/16/21 6:24:30 AM #2:	give me the fucking money --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960960786] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>give me the fucking money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchHero 12/16/21 6:25:29 AM #3:	He's dominating the room and not letting you get a word in. How realistic --- GF, a veritable utopia where pro-LGBT posts are deleted. I considered becoming an FBI agent, or just a judge, in college but ended up writing stories/poems. <cite>ArchHero posted [p:960960802] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote><quote>He's dominating the room and not letting you get a word in.</quote>How realistic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/16/21 6:26:00 AM #4:	Can I cash that in on an ex girlfriend? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:960960806] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Can I cash that in on an ex girlfriend? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 12/16/21 6:28:18 AM #5:	ArchHero posted... How realistic Lol --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:960960819] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>ArchHero posted... </cite> <quote>How realistic</quote> Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 12/16/21 6:28:31 AM #6:	take the money <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:960960821] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>take the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 12/16/21 6:38:42 AM #7:	Take the money, runaway with girlfriend and live a cozy carefree life off the grid. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:960960912] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Take the money, runaway with girlfriend and live a cozy carefree life off the grid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 12/16/21 6:42:21 AM #8:	bye felicia --- We can dream <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960960941] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>bye felicia </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 12/16/21 7:00:45 AM #9:	Take the money and still go out with his princess. I'll consider it a gift and an investment to his daughter's happiness. Luckily, I recorded this little convo for insurance Justin Case. Still, the UK must be an extremely boring place if people have the time to frequently come up with these odd scenarios topics. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:960961099] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Take the money and still go out with his princess. I'll consider it a gift and an investment to his daughter's happiness. Luckily, I recorded this little convo for insurance Justin Case. Still, the UK must be an extremely boring place if people have the time to frequently come up with these odd scenarios topics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 12/16/21 7:03:59 AM #10:	Did someone say a million dollar point two? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAVdKdAACs_e.jpg --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:960961140] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Did someone say a million dollar point two? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAVdKdAACs_e.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 12/16/21 7:04:36 AM #11:	Call it $2 mil and you got yourself a deal --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 <cite>David1988 posted [p:960961149] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Call it $2 mil and you got yourself a deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/16/21 7:15:27 AM #12:	How's her ass? --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:960961257] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>How's her ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kiyune 12/16/21 3:20:00 PM #13:	The thought of losing my boyfriend is horrible so I'd turn the money down --- The legend has been silenced for over seven hundred years... And now, the mystery unfolds. <cite>Kiyune posted [p:960971951] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>The thought of losing my boyfriend is horrible so I'd turn the money down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
accord 12/16/21 3:24:11 PM #14:	but is she the perfect girl? <cite>accord posted [p:960972071] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>but is she the perfect girl? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 12/16/21 3:31:49 PM #15:	David1988 posted... Call it $2 mil and you got yourself a deal That. If hes willing to pay $1.2m, try to negotiate a bit. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:960972289] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>Call it $2 mil and you got yourself a deal</quote> That. If hes willing to pay $1.2m, try to negotiate a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrDrMan 12/16/21 3:34:08 PM #16:	Would dump my girlfriend in a heartbeat. --- Pimpin aint easy Chiefs/Royals/Lakers 2015/2016 champs baby <cite>MrDrMan posted [p:960972365] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Would dump my girlfriend in a heartbeat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 12/16/21 3:37:00 PM #17:	Well, my wife would sure be happy if I took this deal. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:960972459] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Well, my wife would sure be happy if I took this deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gigageek1500 12/16/21 3:37:37 PM #18:	She stands to inherit, right? --- "Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them." Duskmon on the colon <cite>gigageek1500 posted [p:960972479] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>She stands to inherit, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/16/21 3:47:37 PM #19:	marthsheretoo posted... Well, my wife would sure be happy if I took this deal. Why? You'd have to break up --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960972723] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>Well, my wife would sure be happy if I took this deal.</quote>Why? You'd have to break up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 12/16/21 4:11:43 PM #20:	is it even much of a choice? like if the dad is that rich and corrupt i'm sure he could hire a hitman to make it look like a mugging accident or something. so if you stay with the girl you're gonna be looking over your shoulder the whole time. unless in this hypothetical that turning down the money earns the dads resect and he leaves the 2 of you alone. <cite>creativeme posted [p:960973351] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>is it even much of a choice? like if the dad is that rich and corrupt i'm sure he could hire a hitman to make it look like a mugging accident or something. so if you stay with the girl you're gonna be looking over your shoulder the whole time. unless in this hypothetical that turning down the money earns the dads resect and he leaves the 2 of you alone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 12/16/21 4:24:21 PM #21:	It would largely depend on how long we had been together and if I could imagine a life without her. I've been married for 6 years so it would be a strong no to pay me to leave my wife and marriage, but if this came up like 6 months into the relationship (almost 10 years ago) yeah it would be more than a little tempting. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:960973711] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>It would largely depend on how long we had been together and if I could imagine a life without her. I've been married for 6 years so it would be a strong no to pay me to leave my wife and marriage, but if this came up like 6 months into the relationship (almost 10 years ago) yeah it would be more than a little tempting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/16/21 4:26:47 PM #22:	take him out on the spot with cqc --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:960973782] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>take him out on the spot with cqc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwigsthePnoDude 12/16/21 4:27:30 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... Why? You'd have to break up Think you missed the joke --- It wasnt a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. ~ Donald Draper <cite>TwigsthePnoDude posted [p:960973809] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Why? You'd have to break up</quote>Think you missed the joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 12/16/21 4:29:10 PM #24:	It probably be a good idea to take the money if you want to live but the no contact with her again would be hard for me. --- Do you have any unscented furniture polish? <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:960973849] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>It probably be a good idea to take the money if you want to live but the no contact with her again would be hard for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 12/16/21 5:27:44 PM #25:	Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... How's her ass? How's the dad's ass?!?! --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:960975388] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted... </cite> <quote>How's her ass?</quote>How's the dad's ass?!?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 12/16/21 5:45:19 PM #26:	I'll take the money. There are other fish in the sea, and most of them don't have mobsters for fathers. <cite>garan posted [p:960975861] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the money. There are other fish in the sea, and most of them don't have mobsters for fathers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterVading 12/16/21 5:49:47 PM #27:	Money. --- Wat. <cite>MasterVading posted [p:960975982] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 12/16/21 6:01:24 PM #28:	Look him dead in the eye and tell him You already have a complicated relationship with your daughter, it will become one of hate if she knew about this conversation. Instead of wasting your time hating me you should spend that time with her and improving your bond so she sees how much her father loves her. I also have this recorded and 3 people know I am here so it would be wise to not harm me now or in the future. Then I would get up and leave. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:960976294] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Look him dead in the eye and tell him You already have a complicated relationship with your daughter, it will become one of hate if she knew about this conversation. Instead of wasting your time hating me you should spend that time with her and improving your bond so she sees how much her father loves her. I also have this recorded and 3 people know I am here so it would be wise to not harm me now or in the future. Then I would get up and leave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 12/16/21 11:13:31 PM #29:	UnfairRepresent posted... Why? You'd have to break up No, I'd have to break up with my girlfriend. The scenario was very clear. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:960983937] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Why? You'd have to break up</quote> No, I'd have to break up with my girlfriend. The scenario was very clear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 12/16/21 11:17:12 PM #30:	"You don't have that kind of money Ronnie" --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:960984005] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>"You don't have that kind of money Ronnie" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 12/16/21 11:19:13 PM #31:	No way. I'm not getting another chance with a girl like this again. A real-ass empath that's like half my mass. It's like fucking an elf. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:960984055] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>No way. I'm not getting another chance with a girl like this again. A real-ass empath that's like half my mass. It's like fucking an elf. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/16/21 11:38:07 PM #32:	snaps finger a dozen ninja assassins rush into the room and chop up the fat fuck into small enough pieces to flush down the toilet receives text message with coordinates to a dead drop with a briefcase containing $5 million in unmarked, non-sequential bills in 20s and 100s --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:960984467] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>snaps finger a dozen ninja assassins rush into the room and chop up the fat fuck into small enough pieces to flush down the toilet receives text message with coordinates to a dead drop with a briefcase containing $5 million in unmarked, non-sequential bills in 20s and 100s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/17/21 4:07:42 AM #33:	Paragon21XX posted... snaps finger a dozen ninja assassins rush into the room and chop up the fat fuck into small enough pieces to flush down the toilet receives text message with coordinates to a dead drop with a briefcase containing $5 million in unmarked, non-sequential bills in 20s and 100s that's murder bro --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960987965] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>snaps finger a dozen ninja assassins rush into the room and chop up the fat fuck into small enough pieces to flush down the toilet receives text message with coordinates to a dead drop with a briefcase containing $5 million in unmarked, non-sequential bills in 20s and 100s</quote>that's murder bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarveI 12/17/21 4:17:25 AM #34:	Imagine how dumb youd feel if you turned the money down and she dumped you a week or two later. --- Make mine Marvel! <cite>MarveI posted [p:960988084] in Hypothetic... [t:79812904]...</cite> <quote>Imagine how dumb youd feel if you turned the money down and she dumped you a week or two later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend's dad offers you $1,200,000 to never see her again