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KodyKeir
09/02/22 10:41:56 PM
#301:


Lokarin posted...
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/nations-poorest-state-used-welfare-money-pay-brett-favre-speeches-neve-rcna45871
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Favre has repaid the fees, although not the $228,000 in interest the auditor also demanded. But the revelation by the auditor that $70 million in TANF welfare funds was doled out to a multimillionaire athlete, a professional wrestler, a horse farm and a volleyball complex are at the heart of a scandal that has rocked the nations poorest state, sparking parallel state and federal criminal investigations that have led to charges and guilty pleas involving some of the key players.

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streamofthesky
09/02/22 11:07:28 PM
#302:


Isn't the state capital without safe drinking (or even tooth-brushing) water for an indefinite time period, too?

But they spent $70 million of federal welfare funds on that shit
That should straight up be criminal. Everyone involved up to the governor should face jail.
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Revelation34
09/02/22 11:55:36 PM
#303:


KodyKeir posted...

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I don't think he should pay the interest.

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KodyKeir
09/03/22 10:26:37 AM
#304:


Revelation34 posted...
I don't think he should pay the interest.

Maybe; the government should not have given it to begin with, and the government would have certainly kept the interest for other projects rather then pass it down to a family in need, and it's doubtful the money will go anywhere other than the kitty to investigate and prosecute those involved in the misappropriation of funds.

Good on Brett for giving the principal back, but he may need some introspection if he thinks that by accepting large amounts of cash he is somehow helping the under privileged.

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ZangsBeard
09/03/22 10:33:04 AM
#305:


streamofthesky posted...
Isn't the state capital without safe drinking (or even tooth-brushing) water for an indefinite time period, too?

But they spent $70 million of federal welfare funds on that shit
That should straight up be criminal. Everyone involved up to the governor should face jail.

Want to know what's even better? The governor also turned down $100M in funds meant to help renters and homeowners get through these times earlier this year.

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Revelation34
09/03/22 10:33:35 AM
#306:


KodyKeir posted...


Maybe; the government should not have given it to begin with, and the government would have certainly kept the interest for other projects rather then pass it down to a family in need, and it's doubtful the money will go anywhere other than the kitty to investigate and prosecute those involved in the misappropriation of funds.

Good on Brett for giving the principal back, but he may need some introspection if he thinks that by accepting large amounts of cash he is somehow helping the under privileged.


He gave it back because he didn't do what he was paid to do. There should be no interest on it at all because there wouldn't have been any interest in the first place.

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streamofthesky
09/03/22 11:18:37 AM
#307:


KodyKeir posted...
Good on Brett for giving the principal back, but he may need some introspection if he thinks that by accepting large amounts of cash he is somehow helping the under privileged.
Not that I'm eager to defend Favre, but I doubt he had any idea where the money was coming from when he agreed to the speeches.

The government, meanwhile, not only chose to waste money on that shit, but to misappropriate federal aid money for it, while letting critical infrastructure fail. I cannot understate how fucking deplorable that is. Citizens should be rising up in armed rebellion, it's so disgusting.

EDIT: And I agree, asking for interest on it is just petty and seems without merit.
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Lokarin
09/07/22 5:02:20 AM
#308:


'murica?

https://www.8newsnow.com/crime/speeding-woman-on-cocaine-kills-drunk-driver-high-on-meth-in-north-las-vegas-police-say/

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Lokarin
09/10/22 9:02:44 AM
#309:


Meta (facebook) disbands team responsible for investigating if Meta is harmful to society

https://slatereport.com/tech/meta-dissolves-team-responsible-for-discovering-potential-harms-to-society-in-its-own-products/

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KodyKeir
09/10/22 10:41:14 PM
#310:


Lokarin posted...
Meta (facebook) disbands team responsible for investigating if Meta is harmful to society

https://slatereport.com/tech/meta-dissolves-team-responsible-for-discovering-potential-harms-to-society-in-its-own-products/


If Congress ever becomes functional again, this is the kind of thing they should be looking at.

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Lokarin
09/15/22 4:23:56 PM
#311:


City rezones to put ONE business out of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfG2M-2kceU

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Lokarin
09/18/22 5:40:26 PM
#312:


Violent turkeys take over Woburn

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/aggressive-turkeys-take-over-woburn-neighborhood/

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Lokarin
09/19/22 4:56:28 PM
#313:


lol, slimy ass Germans

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-germany-animals-7db96af847d517d733f3b459394abc05

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Lokarin
09/19/22 5:41:59 PM
#314:


woman in custody injured when hit by a train (cuz the cop parked on the tracks)

https://www.denverpost.com/2022/09/17/platteville-police-train-hits-vehicle/

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KodyKeir
09/19/22 6:12:13 PM
#315:


Lokarin posted...
lol, slimy ass Germans

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-germany-animals-7db96af847d517d733f3b459394abc05

Bushmeat importers, worse then wet markets.

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Sahuagin
09/24/22 12:43:45 AM
#316:


various states are legalizing the composting of human corpses

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/california-has-legalized-human-composting-180980809/

Human composting typically involves putting a body into a steel vessel, then covering it with organic materials like straw, wood chips and alfalfa. Microbes break down the corpse and the plant matter, transforming the various components into nutrient-rich soil in roughly 30 days. Staffers at special human composting funeral homes then remove the compost from the vessel and allow it to cure for two to six weeks. Family members can then use the human compost like any other type of compost, such as by mixing it into a flower bed, or they can donate it to be spread in conservation areas.

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Lokarin
09/24/22 1:17:25 AM
#317:


Sahuagin posted...
various states are legalizing the composting of human corpses

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/california-has-legalized-human-composting-180980809/

that's a good, I'd prefer a low entropy disposal for myself

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Lokarin
09/25/22 5:12:10 PM
#318:


school shooting, no injuries

https://www.850wftl.com/school-resource-officer-will-be-disciplined-after-firing-his-weapon-in-martin-county-school/

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Lokarin
09/27/22 2:16:03 AM
#319:


Groomers or Boomers?

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/second-grader-was-instructed- send-picture-doing-reading-homework-bathtub-parents-say /BUOBE62MPZBP5B4I3GKBABWXZY/

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Lokarin
09/29/22 5:22:12 PM
#320:


Children with lice shouldn't be sent home

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/doctors-roll-out-new-guidance-for-head-lice/3167959/?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand

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Lokarin
10/02/22 11:47:53 AM
#321:


Man spends 30 years in prison despite another dude confessing multiple times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOd2YEo-5bE

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Lokarin
10/04/22 6:22:59 PM
#322:


Literally the Onion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcImmWxmeTo

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Lokarin
10/05/22 8:57:04 PM
#323:


mo' like Mushygan

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2022/10/produce-from-michigan-farm-using-untreated-human-waste-declared-public-health-risk.html

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Lokarin
10/05/22 10:16:26 PM
#324:


Cops quit because of oversight committee... that doesn't exist yet

https://voiceofsandiego.org/2022/10/04/police-union-says-sdpd-officers-are-quitting-because-of-oversight-commission-that-doesnt-exist-yet/

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Dmess85
10/06/22 4:30:45 PM
#325:


  1. Ouch lol
Thats a good one!

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Lokarin
10/07/22 3:04:35 AM
#326:


Cop fired for shooting at teen suspect... which wasn't even the teen suspect he was after

https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-police-officer-fired-after-shooting-unarmed-teen-at-mcdonalds-parking-lot-30019308

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Lokarin
10/13/22 4:45:54 AM
#327:


LA mayor candidate says he's not white... he's Italian

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/los-angeles-mayoral-candidate-rick-caruso-declares-not-white-italian-rcna51852

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Lokarin
10/14/22 11:35:00 PM
#328:


Crab season canceled cuz scientists discover over a billion crabs are missing

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/

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Lokarin
10/15/22 3:37:24 AM
#329:


Some turn of the century Gun Safety

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-28805895

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Lokarin
10/16/22 7:57:10 PM
#330:


ELon Musk charges Ukraine $4500 for "free" internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGg6wiXoSc

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Lokarin
10/19/22 3:23:16 PM
#331:


The only way to get out of a bad school in the US

https://apnews.com/article/health-education-cancer-st-louis-missouri-be4a2acec5aeeae1fff94aca76f056a1

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Lokarin
10/22/22 4:42:02 PM
#332:


Weird Al movie featured no research into Weird Al's life

https://www.moviemaker.com/weird-the-al-yankovic-story-no-research-director-eric-appel/

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streamofthesky
10/25/22 10:24:27 PM
#333:


Grandmother arrested for feeding the homeless

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Lokarin
10/27/22 11:20:58 PM
#334:


Complete confusion

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-63402905

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Lokarin
10/28/22 11:01:15 PM
#335:


Men spend 28 years in prison for murder committed by cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOJuXvvGTQ

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Lokarin
10/28/22 11:04:34 PM
#336:


Overwatch charm cheaper IRL than in game

https://www.pcgamesn.com/overwatch-2/charm-real-life

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Metalsonic66
10/29/22 12:48:00 AM
#337:


lololol

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Lokarin
10/30/22 12:04:14 PM
#338:


Fake cop granted qualified immunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTwTJ5frRI

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Lokarin
11/01/22 7:24:59 PM
#339:


Productivity crashes as people are told to go back to work

https://ktla.com/news/money-smart/people-return-to-offices-productivity-plunges/

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Lokarin
11/02/22 7:38:22 PM
#340:


Scotus to leave innocent man in prison cuz teh rulez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1xldIBa_CI

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Sahuagin
11/02/22 11:01:23 PM
#341:


saw this clip on the recent sh0e hellworld video

"Elon is trying to control exactly what people think ... that is our job"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj4mN2MQp0w&t=26s

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Lokarin
11/03/22 4:24:05 PM
#342:


Yaknow... gun control isn't JUST about access to guns, it's also about education.

https://spectrumnews1.com/wi/milwaukee/news/2022/10/31/milwaukee-police-to-replace-all-officer-weapons-following-unexpected-discharges-

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Revelation34
11/04/22 4:52:58 AM
#343:


Lokarin posted...
Yaknow... gun control isn't JUST about access to guns, it's also about education.

https://spectrumnews1.com/wi/milwaukee/news/2022/10/31/milwaukee-police-to-replace-all-officer-weapons-following-unexpected-discharges-


What does that have to do with gun control or education? The guns themselves are defective.

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Lokarin
11/04/22 1:55:29 PM
#344:


education = detecting defects

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Revelation34
11/05/22 12:19:42 AM
#345:


Lokarin posted...
education = detecting defects


That would be the company that made them and not the police then.

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Lokarin
11/05/22 12:31:47 AM
#346:


Revelation34 posted...
That would be the company that made them and not the police then.

sure, education should be universal

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Lokarin
11/05/22 4:23:56 PM
#347:


Oh Jeffy

https://news.sky.com/story/14-hour-days-with-no-break-and-no-bathroom-amazon-founder-jeff-bezos-sued-by-his-former-housekeeper-12737828

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Lokarin
11/06/22 7:17:05 PM
#348:


Prosecutor asks judge to deny defendant their defense and they said ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M2fI_gEJAg

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ZangsBeard
11/07/22 3:07:09 AM
#349:


Lokarin posted...
Prosecutor asks judge to deny defendant their defense and they said ok

This is a click bait: What was the defense? Because simply saying they wanted to argue it doesn't mean it's a valid defense.

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Lokarin
11/07/22 3:28:27 AM
#350:


ZangsBeard posted...
This is a click bait: What was the defense? Because simply saying they wanted to argue it doesn't mean it's a valid defense.

Did you watch the video?

Basically, a man was cheating with another man's wife and had a password/key/etc and permission to come over cuz he occasionally feeds their cats... the husband came home one day, saw the dude, and there was an altercation.

The cheater wanted to argue self-defense for the assault charge since the husband attacked first, but that was barred by the prosecution

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