Current Events > Europeans are incapable of fun banter, and get buttmad too quick

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pogo_rabid
01/10/22 3:22:04 PM
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American: "lol soccer is kinda lame, europe"
European: "At least our kids don't get shot up in our schools"

Like calm the fuck down, European

Also, UKians are not exempt

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DrizztLink
01/10/22 3:23:14 PM
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You don't understand banter.

You gotta start getting dark fast to keep up.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/10/22 3:23:37 PM
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Americans do this to each other regularly tho

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Funkydog
01/10/22 3:23:53 PM
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Tell a tired joke, get a tired response tbh. If you want banter back, tell some banter first.

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Were_Wyrm
01/10/22 3:24:57 PM
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Sorry can't hear you over our FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!111!!1111

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Punished_Blinx
01/10/22 3:52:38 PM
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Is 'soccer is lame' and 'British teeth are bad' your examples of fun banter?

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Jiek_Fafn
01/10/22 3:56:14 PM
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You gotta start big, so that their response is proportionate.

"Those Ulster Massacres were really fucked up." is usually my opening line when I meet a British gal.

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pogo_rabid
01/10/22 3:57:45 PM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Is 'soccer is lame' and 'British teeth are bad' your examples of fun banter?
It's on the same level of "americans are fat" and "american football = handegg"

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Xavier_On_High
01/10/22 3:57:55 PM
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Banter only works between peers. When you're ready to join us up here in civilised society, we'll be waiting.

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DrizztLink
01/10/22 3:58:16 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
You gotta start big, so that their response is proportionate.

"Those Ulster Massacres were really fucked up." is usually my opening line when I meet a British gal.
Hey babe, you know what's similar between your makeup and your monarchy?

the foundation is crumbling

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accord
01/10/22 4:05:44 PM
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why is doing a british accent as a joke never racist but do a chinese accent and everybody loses their minds?
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Funkydog
01/10/22 4:09:46 PM
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accord posted...
why is doing a british accent as a joke never racist but do a chinese accent and everybody loses their minds?
Mocking someone who is in the majority is often given much more leeway.

Plus, most people suck at any British accents anyway, so you can always laugh at their ineptitude.

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Smackems
01/10/22 4:12:36 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Sorry can't hear you over our FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!111!!1111
Can I have some :(

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Gamerguymass
01/10/22 4:18:38 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Banter only works between peers. When you're ready to join us up here in civilised society, we'll be waiting.

You're welcome for that. Or do Europeans think Russia hasn't taken over the continent in the last 70 years because they asked nicely?

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TheSavageDragon
01/10/22 4:21:23 PM
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Ah yes, the single European people with the same language, values, morals, sense of humor,...

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Robot2600
01/10/22 4:25:35 PM
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To England,
If you want America to stop making fun of you,
I say:
Make me.

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Gamerguymass
01/10/22 4:27:48 PM
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Ummm, you do know what the term European means right?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/10/22 4:29:13 PM
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Soccer isn't lame tho so the American is whack
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Oatcakes
01/10/22 4:29:33 PM
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That image in the op is an example about Americans getting mad about people taking the piss out of them though

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Glob
01/10/22 4:30:53 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
To England,
If you want America to stop making fun of you,
I say:
Make me.

Or what? You'll shoot up a school?
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Gamerguymass
01/10/22 4:31:06 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Soccer isn't lame tho so the American is whack

Soccer is more fun to play then it is to watch.

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Glob
01/10/22 4:31:39 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Soccer is more fun to play then it is to watch.

Like every sport ever.
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Punished_Blinx
01/10/22 4:34:46 PM
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*drives past topic*

Bus wankers!

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Ilishe
01/10/22 4:36:17 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Soccer is more fun to play then it is to watch.

While it is super fun to play this only holds true for crappy leagues like MLS

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Turbam
01/10/22 4:36:27 PM
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It's Chewsday inn'it?!

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